# I thought Seth Green was gay?! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 23, 2013, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-seth-green-was-gay/653718 "2013-03-23T05:35:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Hail\_Ants](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/dc4da7/32.png) [@Hail\_Ants](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hail_Ants)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2013, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-seth-green-was-gay/653718/1 "2013-03-23T05:35:36Z")
I just happen to come across an article which says that he got married in 2010 (to a chick). I could have sworn I read that he was gay. Not closeted, just never saw the need to talk about it. I know it wasn’t about MacFarland, am I just remembering wrong?! ---
**Author:** ![Taomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Taomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taomist)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2013, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-seth-green-was-gay/653718/2 "2013-03-23T05:38:53Z")
Never thought that about either of them, but I don’t follow gossip mags. ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2013, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-seth-green-was-gay/653718/3 "2013-03-23T06:39:38Z")
Now I can’t get the image of Seth Green and Seth MacFarland locked in sweaty, steamy embrace, fingers fumbling timidly at the breaking point, slowly, slowly out of my mind. Thanks a lot. Why couldn’t this have been about Jessica Alba and Lucy Liu? ---
**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2013, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-seth-green-was-gay/653718/4 "2013-03-23T07:26:20Z")
Not only is he not gay, but a close friend of mine was his lover off and on for awhile. She reports that he’s one of the best lovers she’s ever had. ---
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2013, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-seth-green-was-gay/653718/5 "2013-03-23T07:31:57Z")
BTW, [this is the woman he’s married to](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-PSzCTJzYz0c/Tuqb9eTA5pI/AAAAAAAACYI/J1XvUrgfS2Q/s1600/CG+Headshot.jpg). I’d link to some other pictures but quite a few are NSFW. ---
**Author:** ![moriah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b2d939/32.png) [@moriah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moriah)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2013, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-seth-green-was-gay/653718/6 "2013-03-23T07:35:03Z")
Never heard he was gay. He is part of the new generation where comedically pretending to be gay is no big deal and feels no need to “no homo.” ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2013, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-seth-green-was-gay/653718/7 "2013-03-23T08:06:36Z")
> [@Hail\_Ants](#): > > MacFarland > [@Krokodil](#): > > Seth MacFarland [MacFarlane.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seth_MacFarlane) No d. I really, really have no idea where people keep getting a d from in his name. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2013, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-seth-green-was-gay/653718/8 "2013-03-23T11:46:29Z")
I for one have no idea where you got that idea. In everything I’ve seen him in (including interviews) he’s been rather explicitly hetero. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2013, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-seth-green-was-gay/653718/9 "2013-03-23T17:28:59Z")
> [@Kamino\_Neko](#): > > [MacFarlane.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seth_MacFarlane) No d. I really, really have no idea where people keep getting a d from in his name. “McFarlane” and “McFarland” are pronounced identically as far as I can tell, to the point that I (whose surname is the latter) have been asked by people who heard me say my last name aloud if I was any relation to Seth or Todd. ---
**Author:** ![DonLogan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/51bf81/32.png) [@DonLogan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DonLogan)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2013, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-seth-green-was-gay/653718/10 "2013-03-23T17:35:14Z")
He’s wicked short, but that’s not the same as gay. ---
**Author:** ![Hail\_Ants](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/dc4da7/32.png) [@Hail\_Ants](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hail_Ants)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2013, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-seth-green-was-gay/653718/11 "2013-03-23T20:33:23Z")
Okay, I’m convinced. I must have confused him with another Seth maybe. I remember those great bits on _The Soup_ where he played that YouTube _“Leave Britney alone!!”_ freakazoid, but I knew that was just a bit. Doesn’t matter one way or another, just thought I read he was… ---
**Author:** ![pancakes3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ba9def/32.png) [@pancakes3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pancakes3)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2013, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-seth-green-was-gay/653718/12 "2013-03-23T22:32:42Z")
I’ve never thought that Seth Green was gay. However, who knows how effective my gaydar is to begin with? ---
**Author:** ![TBG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c89c15/32.png) [@TBG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TBG)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2013, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-seth-green-was-gay/653718/13 "2013-03-23T22:39:55Z")
Are you sure you weren’t thinking of director Bruce Seth Green? (not that I have any reason to believe he’s any more gay than Seth Green is) Oddly, both of them worked on Buffy the Vampire Slayer. ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2013, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-seth-green-was-gay/653718/14 "2013-03-23T22:52:06Z")
Interestingly, _Radio Days_ just came on TV, and I have to say, of all the child actors who played the young Woody Allen over the years, Green is by far the best. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2013, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-seth-green-was-gay/653718/15 "2013-03-23T22:52:27Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > I for one have no idea where you got that idea. In everything I’ve seen him in (including interviews) he’s been rather explicitly hetero. So was Rock Hudson. ---
**Author:** ![Tamerlane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tamerlane/32/7602_2.png) [@Tamerlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamerlane)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2013, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-seth-green-was-gay/653718/16 "2013-03-23T23:27:57Z")
> [@NDP](#): > > BTW, [this is the woman he’s married to](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-PSzCTJzYz0c/Tuqb9eTA5pI/AAAAAAAACYI/J1XvUrgfS2Q/s1600/CG+Headshot.jpg). I sort of like Seth Green, but when out of curiosity I googled pics off them together, I have to say he is wearing a rather unbecoming smirk in many of them :). ---
**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2013, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-seth-green-was-gay/653718/17 "2013-03-24T00:12:33Z")
> [@Ethilrist](#): > > So was Rock Hudson. Well, only if you weren’t paying very close attention. I can’t remember a time I didn’t know he was gay…but maybe that’s because I grew up in Hollywood. ---
**Author:** ![Cayuga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@Cayuga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cayuga)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2013, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-seth-green-was-gay/653718/18 "2013-03-24T00:59:32Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > “McFarlane” and “McFarland” are pronounced identically as far as I can tell I’ve always heard Seth McFarlane’s name pronounced like it’s spelled, with a long A in the third syllable. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2013, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-seth-green-was-gay/653718/19 "2013-03-24T02:16:48Z")
> [@Tamerlane](#): > > I sort of like Seth Green, but when out of curiosity I googled pics off them together, I have to say he is wearing a rather unbecoming smirk in many of them :). _looking at him then looking at her_ _ignoring him and looking at her some more_ Can you blame him? Boy’s UGLY with an annoying voice. _going back to look for the NSFW photos of her_ ---
**Author:** ![Cayuga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@Cayuga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cayuga)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2013, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-seth-green-was-gay/653718/20 "2013-03-24T02:52:11Z")
Weird coincidence. Just watched a clip on YouTube in which Seth’s sister, Rachael MacFarlane, introduces herself. She definitely says “lane,” not “lun” (don’t know how to type a schwa — sorry). [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-seth-green-was-gay/653718.md?page=2)