# I thought Seth Green was gay?! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 23, 2013, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-seth-green-was-gay/653718 "2013-03-23T05:35:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-seth-green-was-gay/653718/61 "2015-04-18T04:02:36Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > It’s more specific than that. “You can’t be a real geek girl if you won’t fuck me!” > > [Cracked](http://www.cracked.com/article_19785_5-ways-modern-men-are-trained-to-hate-women.html) explains it all. God, I’m so glad I’m gay. That dynamic is fucked up. ---
**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-seth-green-was-gay/653718/62 "2015-04-18T04:45:03Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > [Cracked](http://www.cracked.com/article_19785_5-ways-modern-men-are-trained-to-hate-women.html) explains it all. This quote did make me laugh: > [@](#): > > Seriously, do a Google search for “masturbating in public library.” Notice something in common with all of those stories? They’re all dudes. Until that young lady in Oregon! ---
**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-seth-green-was-gay/653718/63 "2015-04-18T05:14:06Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > It’s more specific than that. “You can’t be a real geek girl if you won’t fuck me!” > > [Cracked](http://www.cracked.com/article_19785_5-ways-modern-men-are-trained-to-hate-women.html) explains it all. Thank you for being the final straw that makes me hate people for using “Cracked: [#] things that prove something” ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-seth-green-was-gay/653718/64 "2015-04-18T14:12:01Z")
One of my guides to “gay or not” is whether they date people known to be/have beards. So, Green: no. MacFarlane: Yes. ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-seth-green-was-gay/653718/65 "2015-04-18T15:13:27Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > It’s more specific than that. “You can’t be a real geek girl if you won’t fuck me!” > > [Cracked](http://www.cracked.com/article_19785_5-ways-modern-men-are-trained-to-hate-women.html) explains it all. She hasn’t met me yet so there is still hope. ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-seth-green-was-gay/653718/66 "2015-04-18T15:47:26Z")
FWIW, when did “nerd” become some exclusive elite that has to do gatekeeping… I’m old enough to remember when Nerds needed revenging (and don’t get me started on Nerd v. Geek). But back to the thread subject: Never really gave serious thought to Seth Green’s sexual orientation but frankly casual observation never yielded to me a preponderance of signs in the gay direction. ISTM there’s a tendency to think you recognize gay “tells” that are really no such thing. Also, it is, what, 10% of the population? Even if it’s twice as common in showbiz that would be still 1/5 odds… ---
**Author:** ![bump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7c8e57/32.png) [@bump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bump)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-seth-green-was-gay/653718/67 "2015-04-18T16:59:24Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > One thing I’ve noticed is that, unlike some “un-tall” celebrities, Green makes no effort to hide the fact that he’s shorter than his wife. I suspect that’s part of his charm; he’s five-foot-nothing, she’s taller, and HDGAF. Confidence is attractive. ---
**Author:** ![Dale\_Sams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/779978/32.png) [@Dale\_Sams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dale_Sams)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-seth-green-was-gay/653718/68 "2015-04-18T17:02:34Z")
Maybe the OP is thinking of Bryan Singer. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-seth-green-was-gay/653718.md?page=3)