# I thought that was a \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-that-was-a-_________/443404>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [March 31, 2008, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-that-was-a-_________/443404 "2008-03-31T17:01:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2008, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-that-was-a-_________/443404/201 "2008-04-09T00:48:43Z")

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[QUOTE=Zeldar]  
I think you’re on the right track, but

Rollo May

is just a time when people usually don’t go to work because it’s some special occasion  
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Are you quite sure? Because I’m certain that a holiday is a tall, flowering biennial.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2008, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-that-was-a-_________/443404/202 "2008-04-09T00:53:34Z")

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[QUOTE=freckafree]  
Are you quite sure? Because I’m certain that a holiday is a tall, flowering biennial.  
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That’s close, but

hollyhock  
is the place where they make a lot of movies and TV shows

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**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2008, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-that-was-a-_________/443404/203 "2008-04-09T01:13:10Z")

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[QUOTE=Zeldar]  
That’s close, but

hollyhock  
is the place where they make a lot of movies and TV shows  
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Blasphemy! Hollywood is a sacred relic of the True Cross!

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2008, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-that-was-a-_________/443404/204 "2008-04-09T01:28:11Z")

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[QUOTE=freckafree]  
Blasphemy! Hollywood is a sacred relic of the True Cross!  
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Surely you can’t be trying to say

Holy Rood   
because that’s what you get on top of your house after a storm with basketball sized hail (not all that often, I admit)

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**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2008, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-that-was-a-_________/443404/205 "2008-04-09T02:01:54Z")

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[QUOTE=Zeldar]  
Surely you can’t be trying to say

Holy Rood   
because that’s what you get on top of your house after a storm with basketball sized hail (not all that often, I admit)  
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How did anyone measure hail before the invention of modern sports?

Alas, I must inform you that holey roof is that elite group of male singers from Yale. “We are poor little lambs who have lost our way…”

Paging **Hal Briston**!

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2008, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-that-was-a-_________/443404/206 "2008-04-09T02:09:43Z")

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[QUOTE=freckafree]  
How did anyone measure hail before the invention of modern sports?

Alas, I must inform you that holey roof is that elite group of male singers from Yale.  
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I suppose they must have referenced fruits and veggies and small animals. I can just hear it now: possum sized hail.

But I must point out that

whiffenpoof

really refers to the game you see them playing on the deck of ships and also on tables in bars where you have a layout similar to curling but a smaller stone to work with

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**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2008, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-that-was-a-_________/443404/207 "2008-04-09T02:26:59Z")

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[QUOTE=Zeldar]

But I must point out that

whiffenpoof

really refers to the game you see them playing on the deck of ships and also on tables in bars where you have a layout similar to curling but a smaller stone to work with  
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I’m so sorry to correct you, but it’s from one of my favorite books. Mayella asked Tom to bust up a shuffle board.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2008, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-that-was-a-_________/443404/208 "2008-04-09T02:30:52Z")

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[QUOTE=freckafree]  
I’m so sorry to correct you, but it’s from one of my favorite books. Mayella asked Tom to bust up a shuffle board.  
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Well, I didn’t read the book, but I did see the movie, and

chifforobe

is one of those pesky little bugs that get on you and itch like forty hells

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**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2008, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-that-was-a-_________/443404/209 "2008-04-09T02:37:50Z")

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[QUOTE=Zeldar]  
Well, I didn’t read the book, but I did see the movie, and

chifforobe

is one of those pesky little bugs that get on you and itch like forty hells  
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Oh, yeah! A definite hazard when picking blackberries. We used to paint the bites over with clear nail polish to smother them.

But you’re confused. Chigger was Roy Rogers’ horse.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2008, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-that-was-a-_________/443404/210 "2008-04-09T02:43:27Z")

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[QUOTE=freckafree]  
Oh, yeah! A definite hazard when picking blackberries. We used to paint the bites over with clear nail polish to smother them.

But you’re confused. Chigger was Roy Rogers’ horse.  
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I truly believe you mean well, but

Trigger

is that branch of mathematics that deals with triangles and the relationships of their various angles and such

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**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2008, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-that-was-a-_________/443404/211 "2008-04-09T02:55:28Z")

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[QUOTE=Zeldar]  
I truly believe you mean well, but

Trigger

is that branch of mathematics that deals with triangles and the relationships of their various angles and such  
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::shudders::

OMG!!1! Trigonometry is an STD. You didn’t know that???

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2008, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-that-was-a-_________/443404/212 "2008-04-09T03:06:14Z")

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[QUOTE=freckafree]  
::shudders::

OMG!!1! Trigonometry is an STD. You didn’t know that???  
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Relax. Don’t allow your confusion to frighten you. Surely you know that

Trichomoniasis

is nothing more than the sort of flag that France uses, although I did suspect you may have meant

chlamydia

which is closer to

Calculus than Trigonometry

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**Author:** ![coffinjumper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8baadc/32.png) [@coffinjumper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coffinjumper)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2008, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-that-was-a-_________/443404/213 "2008-04-09T03:12:33Z")

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[QUOTE=Zeldar]  
Relax. Don’t allow your confusion to frighten you. Surely you know that

Trichomoniasis

is nothing more than the sort of flag that France uses, although I did suspect you may have meant

chlamydia

which is closer to

Calculus than Trigonometry

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No, no tricolor  
Is that thing they used to take reading on planets in Star Trek. Didn’t you learn anything growing up?

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**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2008, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-that-was-a-_________/443404/214 "2008-04-09T03:18:54Z")

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[QUOTE=Zeldar]  
Relax. Don’t allow your confusion to frighten you. Surely you know that

Trichomoniasis

is nothing more than the sort of flag that France uses, although I did suspect you may have meant

chlamydia

which is closer to

Calculus than Trigonometry

[/QUOTE]

I can’t say I’m reassured, when I know that so many people have died from tri-color in refugee camps and the like.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2008, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-that-was-a-_________/443404/215 "2008-04-09T12:11:03Z")

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[QUOTE=coffinjumper]  
No, no tricolor  
Is that thing they used to take reading on planets in Star Trek. Didn’t you learn anything growing up?  
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Almost, but not quite. The

tricorder

is that flutelike instrument they play at Renaissance Festivals

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2008, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-that-was-a-_________/443404/216 "2008-04-09T12:18:43Z")

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[QUOTE=freckafree]  
I can’t say I’m reassured, when I know that so many people have died from tri-color in refugee camps and the like.  
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Ah, yes, the common misunderstanding rears its head again. You must have heard that

trichinosis

is just a fancy word for a trial

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2008, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-that-was-a-_________/443404/217 "2008-04-09T13:40:49Z")

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[QUOTE=Zeldar]  
Almost, but not quite. The

tricorder

is that flutelike instrument they play at Renaissance Festivals  
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I see I’ve rejoined this game just in time to correct your misperception and to state that

recorder

is a dairy product (not technically a cheese) often used in Italian cooking.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2008, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-that-was-a-_________/443404/218 "2008-04-09T13:52:33Z")

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[QUOTE=Sternvogel]  
I see I’ve rejoined this game just in time to correct your misperception and to state that

recorder

is a dairy product (not technically a cheese) often used in Italian cooking.  
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Welcome back, **Sternvogel** , to the realization that

ricotta – pronounced ri-GOTT on _The Sopranos_

is just another name for a faucet

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2008, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-that-was-a-_________/443404/219 "2008-04-09T13:53:20Z")

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No, ricotta is an actor who starred in _Goodfellas_.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2008, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-that-was-a-_________/443404/220 "2008-04-09T13:59:21Z")

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[QUOTE=twickster]  
No, ricotta is an actor who starred in _Goodfellas_.  
[/QUOTE]

No, ma’am, a

Liotta

is a yacht race

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