# I thought that was a \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-that-was-a-_________/443404>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [March 31, 2008, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-that-was-a-_________/443404 "2008-03-31T17:01:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2008, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-that-was-a-_________/443404/221 "2008-04-09T14:04:01Z")

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[QUOTE=Zeldar]  
a yacht race  
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What, aregatta?No, those are the things that let the rain drain off the roof or sidewalk.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2008, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-that-was-a-_________/443404/222 "2008-04-09T14:15:27Z")

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[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]  
What, aregatta?No, those are the things that let the rain drain off the roof or sidewalk.  
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Aha! I see that you’re confused, because a

gutter

is what women used to wear (maybe still do) to hold their hosiery in place

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**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2008, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-that-was-a-_________/443404/223 "2008-04-09T14:20:17Z")

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[QUOTE=Zeldar]  
is what women used to wear (maybe still do) to hold their hosiery in place  
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No, you’re thinking of the economic system where I trade you pelts for coal, or some similar trade.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2008, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-that-was-a-_________/443404/224 "2008-04-09T14:21:41Z")

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[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]  
No, you’re thinking of the economic system where I trade you pelts for coal, or some similar trade.  
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Wrong! That’s what they use churns to produce

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**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2008, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-that-was-a-_________/443404/225 "2008-04-09T14:32:27Z")

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[QUOTE=Zeldar]  
Wrong! That’s what they use churns to produce  
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No, it’s what you do when you’re cold or scared.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2008, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-that-was-a-_________/443404/226 "2008-04-09T14:34:55Z")

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[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]  
No, it’s what you do when you’re cold or scared.  
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Oh so close! It’s those wooden or metal dohickeys by the window intended for storm protection

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2008, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-that-was-a-_________/443404/227 "2008-04-09T14:36:23Z")

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No, that’s a faux-rap Stones song from the '80s.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2008, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-that-was-a-_________/443404/228 "2008-04-09T14:43:54Z")

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[QUOTE=twickster]  
No, that’s a faux-rap Stones song from the '80s.  
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Isn’t it how you distribute grass seeds or other small seeds?

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2008, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-that-was-a-_________/443404/229 "2008-04-09T18:37:31Z")

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Did I break it?

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2008, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-that-was-a-_________/443404/230 "2008-04-09T19:00:39Z")

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[QUOTE=Zeldar]  
Isn’t it how you distribute grass seeds or other small seeds?  
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Not broken, just confused. A spreader is what you use to turn sensitive documents into unreadable strips of paper.

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**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2008, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-that-was-a-_________/443404/231 "2008-04-09T19:01:56Z")

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[QUOTE=kunilou]  
what you use to turn sensitive documents into unreadable strips of paper.  
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Oh, the thing that makes a ship turn left or right?

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2008, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-that-was-a-_________/443404/232 "2008-04-09T19:10:30Z")

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[QUOTE=kunilou]  
Not broken, just confused. A spreader is what you use to turn sensitive documents into unreadable strips of paper.  
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Thanks for getting it rolling again. To clarify those unspoilered posts before this one, here’s how I saw the progression since the last spoiler:

gutter - garter - barter - butter - shudder - shutter - shattered - scattered (which you see as spreader)

But your

shredder

ought to be the piece(s) of paper you send to a friend or loved one or business with stuff you want to say on it/them

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2008, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-that-was-a-_________/443404/233 "2008-04-09T19:11:56Z")

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[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]  
Oh, the thing that makes a ship turn left or right?  
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Maybe by

rudder

you mean that sort of complexion that drunks have

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2008, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-that-was-a-_________/443404/234 "2008-04-09T19:16:04Z")

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[QUOTE=Zeldar]  
Maybe by

rudder

you mean that sort of complexion that drunks have  
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No, that’s what happens to a nail when you leave it out in the rain.

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**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2008, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-that-was-a-_________/443404/235 "2008-04-09T19:17:48Z")

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[QUOTE=Really Not All That Bright]  
No, that’s what happens to a nail when you leave it out in the rain.  
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Wrong again. All we are is \_\_\_\_\_\_\_ in the wind…dude.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2008, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-that-was-a-_________/443404/236 "2008-04-09T19:17:51Z")

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[QUOTE=Really Not All That Bright]  
No, that’s what happens to a nail when you leave it out in the rain.  
[/QUOTE]

You mean what happens when you blow a balloon up too much?

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**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2008, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-that-was-a-_________/443404/237 "2008-04-09T19:21:57Z")

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[QUOTE=Zeldar]  
You mean what happens when you blow a balloon up too much?  
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I think you and I (see my post above yours) are thinking of the same thing, only we both have it wrong. It’s one of the seven deadly sins.

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**Author:** ![coffinjumper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8baadc/32.png) [@coffinjumper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coffinjumper)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2008, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-that-was-a-_________/443404/238 "2008-04-09T19:24:11Z")

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[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]  
I think you and I (see my post above yours) are thinking of the same thing, only we both have it wrong. It’s one of the seven deadly sins.  
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No, lust is the bad part of pizza you either leave or finish really quick. Unless it’s covered in garlic or something of course.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2008, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-that-was-a-_________/443404/239 "2008-04-09T19:24:44Z")

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[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]  
I think you and I (see my post above yours) are thinking of the same thing, only we both have it wrong. It’s one of the seven deadly sins.  
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I thought that was the popular TV show on ABC

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2008, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-that-was-a-_________/443404/240 "2008-04-09T19:26:23Z")

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[QUOTE=coffinjumper]  
No, lust is the bad part of pizza you either leave or finish really quick. Unless it’s covered in garlic or something of course.  
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I’m so sorry to have to say, but

crust

is that stuff you get under your nails

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