# I thought that was a \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-that-was-a-_________/443404>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [March 31, 2008, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-that-was-a-_________/443404 "2008-03-31T17:01:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Omi\_no\_Kami](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a88e4f/32.png) [@Omi\_no\_Kami](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omi_no_Kami)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-that-was-a-_________/443404/41 "2008-03-31T21:01:08Z")

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[QUOTE=Zeldar]  
I’m just guessing here but I think you must have meant

rambler?

but, if so, isn’t that the person that tends to critters on a movie set or on a ranch?  
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No no no, you’re thinking of a

rustler

those guys that go around with five aces up their sleeve and trick rich widows out of their estates.

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**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-that-was-a-_________/443404/42 "2008-03-31T21:08:09Z")

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[QUOTE=Omi no Kami]  
No no no, you’re thinking of a

rustler

those guys that go around with five aces up their sleeve and trick rich widows out of their estates.  
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Nah, that’s a

Hustler

Like the yellow stuff you put on a ham sandwich.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-that-was-a-_________/443404/43 "2008-03-31T21:09:19Z")

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[QUOTE=Omi no Kami]  
No no no, you’re thinking of a

rustler

those guys that go around with five aces up their sleeve and trick rich widows out of their estates.  
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Well, actually I was thinking of a

wrangler

but your

hustler

makes me wish I had thought of a

hassler

who is one of those people who can’t accept the price on something without arguing about it.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-that-was-a-_________/443404/44 "2008-03-31T21:11:23Z")

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[QUOTE=ZipperJJ]  
Nah, that’s a

Hustler

Like the yellow stuff you put on a ham sandwich.  
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Surely you meant

mustard

which is that runny ice cream like Dairy Queen

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**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-that-was-a-_________/443404/45 "2008-03-31T21:22:49Z")

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[QUOTE=Zeldar]  
Surely you meant

mustard

which is that runny ice cream like Dairy Queen  
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Nono, that’s

custard

Like that guy from the American Civil War.

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**Author:** ![Darth\_Sensitive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/58956e/32.png) [@Darth\_Sensitive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Sensitive)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-that-was-a-_________/443404/46 "2008-03-31T21:24:39Z")

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Pshaw, you mean Custer the dummy belonging to Jamie and Adam.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-that-was-a-_________/443404/47 "2008-03-31T21:26:01Z")

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[QUOTE=ZipperJJ]  
Nono, that’s

custard

Like that guy from the American Civil War.  
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I’m willing to bet you meant

Custer

which is a bunch of stars in the same part of the sky

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-that-was-a-_________/443404/48 "2008-03-31T22:05:38Z")

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[QUOTE=Darth Sensitive]  
Pshaw, you mean Custer the dummy belonging to Jamie and Adam.  
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While I believe you mean

Buster

that was the last name of Mayor Phineas on the _Howdy Doody_ show, which you’re probably too young to remember.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-that-was-a-_________/443404/49 "2008-03-31T22:16:09Z")

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[QUOTE=Sternvogel]  
While I believe you mean

Buster

that was the last name of Mayor Phineas on the _Howdy Doody_ show, which you’re probably too young to remember.  
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Only a geezer would know that

Bluster

is one of those boombox radios in the Ghetto

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**Author:** ![Omi\_no\_Kami](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a88e4f/32.png) [@Omi\_no\_Kami](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omi_no_Kami)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-that-was-a-_________/443404/50 "2008-03-31T22:52:40Z")

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[QUOTE=Zeldar]  
Only a geezer would know that

Bluster

is one of those boombox radios in the Ghetto  
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I think you’re confused;

Blaster

Is one of those guys what with the horse, the attitude, and extremely antiquated ideas about chivalry.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2008, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-that-was-a-_________/443404/51 "2008-04-01T01:12:54Z")

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[QUOTE=Omi no Kami]  
…one of those guys what with the horse, the attitude, and extremely antiquated ideas about chivalry.  
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I am so stumped.

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**Author:** ![Omi\_no\_Kami](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a88e4f/32.png) [@Omi\_no\_Kami](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omi_no_Kami)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2008, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-that-was-a-_________/443404/52 "2008-04-01T06:19:13Z")

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[QUOTE=twickster]  
I am so stumped.  
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That’s my fault, I think my clue was too obscure:

jouster

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2008, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-that-was-a-_________/443404/53 "2008-04-01T12:50:28Z")

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Ah. I don’t associate that with chivalry, particularly. Anyway, moving on from there, I think you mean the guy with the multi-colored outfit and the bell on his hat.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2008, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-that-was-a-_________/443404/54 "2008-04-01T13:07:08Z")

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[QUOTE=twickster]  
Ah. I don’t associate that with chivalry, particularly. Anyway, moving on from there, I think you mean the guy with the multi-colored outfit and the bell on his hat.  
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you’re confused

jester  
is the character on the Addams Family who could light a bulb with his mouth

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2008, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-that-was-a-_________/443404/55 "2008-04-01T14:58:48Z")

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[QUOTE=anyrose]  
..the character on the Addams Family who could light a bulb with his mouth  
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Wow – you confused Fester, a noun, with a verb meaning to cause confusion or embarrassment.

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**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2008, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-that-was-a-_________/443404/56 "2008-04-01T15:04:34Z")

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[QUOTE=twickster]  
a verb meaning to cause confusion or embarrassment.  
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As in,fluster?No, that means to brag or boast, or what a windy day does. Winnie The Pooh once had to deal with it.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2008, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-that-was-a-_________/443404/57 "2008-04-01T16:03:59Z")

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Bluster?  
No, that’s what you get when you wear a pair of shoes that doesn’t fit right.

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**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2008, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-that-was-a-_________/443404/58 "2008-04-01T17:18:45Z")

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[QUOTE=twickster]  
No, that’s what you get when you wear a pair of shoes that doesn’t fit right.  
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A blister?No, that’s my parents’ daughter.

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**Author:** ![Darth\_Sensitive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/58956e/32.png) [@Darth\_Sensitive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Sensitive)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2008, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-that-was-a-_________/443404/59 "2008-04-01T17:45:20Z")

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Idiot! A sister is the thing that carried away Dorothy’s house.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2008, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-thought-that-was-a-_________/443404/60 "2008-04-01T18:14:16Z")

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[QUOTE=Darth Sensitive]  
Idiot! A sister is the thing that carried away Dorothy’s house.  
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I beg to differ.

The twister you refer to is actually just the common polite address to a male in refined conversation. It’s also the horse Ed’s first name.

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