# I took in a stray cat and unleashed HELL! How do I get rid of her (harming her is not an option!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 1, 2013, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-took-in-a-stray-cat-and-unleashed-hell-how-do-i-get-rid-of-her-harming-her-is-not-an-option/651708 "2013-03-01T07:24:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2014, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-took-in-a-stray-cat-and-unleashed-hell-how-do-i-get-rid-of-her-harming-her-is-not-an-option/651708/81 "2014-12-05T03:59:33Z")
> [@appleonama](#): > > I was enticed by this thread and the story of hell-cat. > > I made an account just to post. > > How’s hell cat? any picture :o This is an old thread, and **Beelzebubba** hasn’t posted here in over a year. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2014, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-took-in-a-stray-cat-and-unleashed-hell-how-do-i-get-rid-of-her-harming-her-is-not-an-option/651708/82 "2014-12-05T04:47:05Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > This is an old thread, and **Beelzebubba** hasn’t posted here in over a year. Does the cat have an alibi? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![johnpost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f17d59/32.png) [@johnpost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnpost)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2014, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-took-in-a-stray-cat-and-unleashed-hell-how-do-i-get-rid-of-her-harming-her-is-not-an-option/651708/83 "2014-12-05T04:54:48Z")
zombie or no would be first suspect. ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2014, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-took-in-a-stray-cat-and-unleashed-hell-how-do-i-get-rid-of-her-harming-her-is-not-an-option/651708/84 "2014-12-05T07:23:05Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > This is an old thread, and **Beelzebubba** hasn’t posted here in over a year. But **St. Germain** has! I hope she’ll see it and give us an update. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2014, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-took-in-a-stray-cat-and-unleashed-hell-how-do-i-get-rid-of-her-harming-her-is-not-an-option/651708/85 "2014-12-05T07:27:17Z")
It’s a cat. It owns your soul. It will find its way back to you no matter what. When it comes, it will be pissed, real pissed. You better move. ---
**Author:** ![August\_West](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/august_west/32/18069_2.png) [@August\_West](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/August_West)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2014, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-took-in-a-stray-cat-and-unleashed-hell-how-do-i-get-rid-of-her-harming-her-is-not-an-option/651708/86 "2014-12-05T21:11:21Z")
> [@usedtobe](#): > > 1. If it has not drawn blood: > Get the comforter and spring out of the door with it ready to bag the demon. Wrap the comforter around the cat and tape around the comforter. Toss in trunk and drive to either Shelter (if any) **or nearest farm** (which will have a feral colony in residence) she will either find her spot in the tribe or be sent on her way, Whatever the cats decide to do with her, she’s off your hands and facing the ultimate kitty justice system. Bolding mine I know this thread is old, and the situation ended, but as someone who has a farm, let me please ask that no one ever do this. I do not want your unwanted animals running around my farm, near my 2 and 4 year old children. Especially if they are demon-cats from hell. All you’ve done is outsource the killing of the animal to either me, my dog, or a coyote. ---
**Author:** ![Chief\_Pedant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a6a055/32.png) [@Chief\_Pedant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chief_Pedant)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2014, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-took-in-a-stray-cat-and-unleashed-hell-how-do-i-get-rid-of-her-harming-her-is-not-an-option/651708/87 "2014-12-05T22:43:35Z")
> [@August\_West](#): > > Bolding mine > > I know this thread is old, and the situation ended, but as someone who has a farm, let me please ask that no one ever do this. > > I do not want your unwanted animals running around my farm, near my 2 and 4 year old children. Especially if they are demon-cats from hell. All you’ve done is outsource the killing of the animal to either me, my dog, or a coyote. Are you Farmer Johnson? And why so bitter still? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-took-in-a-stray-cat-and-unleashed-hell-how-do-i-get-rid-of-her-harming-her-is-not-an-option/651708.md?page=4)