# I took the test..and the results are surprising **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 7, 2000, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-took-the-test-and-the-results-are-surprising/14449 "2000-03-07T04:38:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![jayburner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/fbc32d/32.png) [@jayburner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayburner)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-took-the-test-and-the-results-are-surprising/14449/1 "2000-03-07T04:38:00Z")
I took the celebrity matchmaker test at [www.emode.com](http://www.emode.com) …turns out my earlier post about who hotter…racheal monica or phoebe…I chose Monica btw ``` Celebrity Match-Maker for Men Jennifer Aniston Who cares if she dates Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston is the one for you! This all-American, classy chick is always well put together and approachable. Her friendly ways and comfortable style give her a girl-next-door appeal. Your answers have revealed that you are compatible with this attractive woman who is able to have fun whether the two of you are just hanging out at home, or going out on the town. Although she is sometimes perceived as pristine or having an attitude, she does have a vulnerable quality about her that is quite endearing. Enjoy -- you are one lucky guy to have scored this special "friend." ``` I guess Monica is all wrong for me ---
**Author:** ![Ruffian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71e660/32.png) [@Ruffian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruffian)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-took-the-test-and-the-results-are-surprising/14449/2 "2000-03-07T05:12:00Z")
Hmm. This doesn’t seem right to me: > [@](#): > > Will Smith > > You seem to be looking for someone who can show you a really good time, and never leave you with a dull moment. Will Smith is destined to be your Fresh Prince! Your choices reflect an energetic disposition, and an appreciation for an exciting relationship. This smooth talking, fun loving, hip hoppin’ star will keep you entertained through the night. We can already imagine your first date: After a full day of golfing, this playful charmer will show you how to shake your thing on the dance floor. His contagious energy and sexy smile will send you into a state of pure ecstasy. One night with this hot rapper and you are guaranteed to be begging him to get jiggy with you. I think he’s funny, but this type tends to get tiresome. I even said I liked the “reserved” type. Feh. Well, he would be fun for one date, I s’pose. After that, I may have to slap him. Energetic, exciting relationship…nah. * * * Teaching: The ultimate birth control method. **Poster You’d Most Like to Date–Female** Second Official SDMB Awards [Laura’s Stuff and Things](http://members.aol.com/lrconaway) ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-took-the-test-and-the-results-are-surprising/14449/3 "2000-03-07T06:56:00Z")
Now go figure this: Harrison Ford > [@](#): > > You seem to be looking for someone who will celebrate the simple and natural side of you. Who cares if he’s married? We think that Harrison Ford is the man for you! Your choices reflect an appreciation for this wholesome and rugged man. We’re sure that you would be the perfect match, and we can just imagine your first date. After a long day on horseback, you and this rugged outdoorsman will snuggle by the fire in a country cabin while sipping hot cocoa and staring dreamily into each other’s eyes. This distinguished gentleman will seduce you with his manly charm, and maybe - if you’re lucky, he will show you the real Han Solo. DOH, and I find him sooo attactive too! ---
**Author:** ![Nightingale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecae2f/32.png) [@Nightingale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightingale)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-took-the-test-and-the-results-are-surprising/14449/4 "2000-03-07T14:36:00Z")
Yipeee! I got Brad Pitt!! > [@](#): > > You seem to be looking for someone who is sensitive to all your emotional needs, and at the same time – outrageously handsome. Your choices reflect an appreciation for the romantically boyish, mixed with a desire for the passionate affair. We think that you are a perfect match with America’s golden boy. This blue-eyed babe, with flaxen hair and a disarmingly sexy smile, will sweep you off your feet. His athletic build and clean-cut charm are matched only by his desire to keep you satisfied. We can picture a perfect date between you two: Just imagine a night at the drive in, one milkshake - two straws - need we say more? * * * “There are more things you don’t know than there are things that I do know. I despair of the imbalance.” – Dr. Morgenes, _The Dragonbone Chair_ ---
**Author:** ![Wendell\_Wagner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8491ac/32.png) [@Wendell\_Wagner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wendell_Wagner)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-took-the-test-and-the-results-are-surprising/14449/5 "2000-03-07T14:43:00Z")
See my post on “Why hasn’t Jennifer called?!?” Oh, Jennifer, Jennifer, Jennifer, why do you torment me by flirting with other guys? ARG220, foolsguinea, and now jayburner. I don’t think you deserve as nice a stalker as me. ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-took-the-test-and-the-results-are-surprising/14449/6 "2000-03-07T20:38:00Z")
Danny Devito?? * * * “I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it,” Jack Handy [The Kat House](http://members.aol.com/gr8kat1/KatGen/home.htm) [Join the FSH Muscular Dystrophy Webring](http://members.aol.com/gr8kat1/KatGen/fshwebring.htm) ---
**Author:** ![pluto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f08c70/32.png) [@pluto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pluto)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-took-the-test-and-the-results-are-surprising/14449/7 "2000-03-07T20:49:00Z")
At first I thought it was a joke. Now I know it’s not: Salma Hayek! (I think it was picking the chicken burrito as my favorite food that put me over the top!) * * * “Cheddar?” “We don’t get much call for that around here, Sir.” ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2000, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-took-the-test-and-the-results-are-surprising/14449/8 "2000-03-08T00:06:00Z")
I wondered if I’d get better results if I switched teams. Britney Spears?? * * * “I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it,” Jack Handy [The Kat House](http://members.aol.com/gr8kat1/KatGen/home.htm) [Join the FSH Muscular Dystrophy Webring](http://members.aol.com/gr8kat1/KatGen/fshwebring.htm) ---
**Author:** ![Minxsmom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Minxsmom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minxsmom)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2000, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-took-the-test-and-the-results-are-surprising/14449/9 "2000-03-08T00:40:00Z")
I got Brad Pitt. EEEEWWWWWWW ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2000, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-took-the-test-and-the-results-are-surprising/14449/10 "2000-03-08T01:34:00Z")
I wouldn’t mind getting the “Thelma & Louise” era Brad Pitt, before he was some kind of Hollywood sex-god and was just a cute little hunk in a cowboy hat. Purrrrrr 🙂 * * * “I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it,” Jack Handy [The Kat House](http://members.aol.com/gr8kat1/KatGen/home.htm) [Join the FSH Muscular Dystrophy Webring](http://members.aol.com/gr8kat1/KatGen/fshwebring.htm)