I used a coupon from 1964

I pulled out my “Red Book” to look it up and that particular coupon in mint condition is worth $5,700.

Did you tear off the tag from any of your mattresses? The Coupon Patrol isn’t going to like that when they stop by. And they will. Maybe not this year, or next year, but they are out there… And they are coming.

Uncle Scrooge would!