# I utterly despise Kate Hudson...but damn, she's got a nice ass! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 8, 2008, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-utterly-despise-kate-hudson-but-damn-shes-got-a-nice-ass/440564 "2008-03-08T04:27:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2008, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-utterly-despise-kate-hudson-but-damn-shes-got-a-nice-ass/440564/1 "2008-03-08T04:27:38Z")
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**Author:** ![flickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7bcc69/32.png) [@flickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flickster)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2008, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-utterly-despise-kate-hudson-but-damn-shes-got-a-nice-ass/440564/2 "2008-03-08T05:34:56Z")
Apples didn’t fall to far from the tree 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2008, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-utterly-despise-kate-hudson-but-damn-shes-got-a-nice-ass/440564/3 "2008-03-08T05:54:53Z")
True story, nice looking arse. Too bad I’d never have sex with anything that bonked Chris Robinson. ---
**Author:** ![Randy\_Seltzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ee7513/32.png) [@Randy\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Randy_Seltzer)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2008, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-utterly-despise-kate-hudson-but-damn-shes-got-a-nice-ass/440564/4 "2008-03-08T06:03:27Z")
Over 100 words in this thread and not a single one of them is “callipygian”. Come on people! Get on the ball! We don’t often get to use this “callipygian,” so let’s celebrate it when we can. Callipygian. Let’s look at a definition: > [@](#): > > cal_li_pyg_i_an (adjective) having well-shaped buttocks. > ORIGIN late 18th cent.: from Greek **kallipugos** (used to describe a famous statue of venus), from **kallos ‘beauty’ + puge ‘buttocks,’** + -IAN. or how about this one: > [@](#): > > adj. > Having beautifully proportioned buttocks. Callipygian. Callipygian. Callipygian! Kate Hudson is callipygian. Kate Hudson has a callipygian ass. I believe either use is proper. And damn does she ever. Callipygian. ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2008, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-utterly-despise-kate-hudson-but-damn-shes-got-a-nice-ass/440564/5 "2008-03-08T06:14:51Z")
If you need me, I will be in my room. ---
**Author:** ![Equipoise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/equipoise/32/151_2.png) [@Equipoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Equipoise)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2008, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-utterly-despise-kate-hudson-but-damn-shes-got-a-nice-ass/440564/6 "2008-03-08T06:37:53Z")
[QUOTE=bouv] Now, I don’t think I’ve ever actually seen a Kate Hudson movie, and have no plans to. [/QUOTE] Aw come on, if nothing else you should see\*\* Almost Famous\*\*. It’s a wonderful movie, with or without Kate Hudson (but I think she’s very good in it anyway). And as a straight female, I have to say that is indeed a beautiful toosh. Oh god, to have a body like that, after having a kid too. But then, she’s got great genes. ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2008, 8:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-utterly-despise-kate-hudson-but-damn-shes-got-a-nice-ass/440564/7 "2008-03-08T08:52:00Z")
Link blocked by the Saudi Authorities. ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2008, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-utterly-despise-kate-hudson-but-damn-shes-got-a-nice-ass/440564/8 "2008-03-08T08:53:06Z")
I kept on getting drawn to her face in the main picture on that page, which makes her look like an 80 year old hag. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2008, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-utterly-despise-kate-hudson-but-damn-shes-got-a-nice-ass/440564/9 "2008-03-08T09:10:35Z")
**I utterly despise** [DEL]Kate Hudson[/DEL]\*\* Rachel Ray…but damn, she’s got nice \*\* [DEL]ass[/DEL] \*\*tits! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Maastricht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e57/32.png) [@Maastricht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maastricht)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2008, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-utterly-despise-kate-hudson-but-damn-shes-got-a-nice-ass/440564/10 "2008-03-08T10:25:57Z")
You despise her, yet have never seen one of her movies? How come? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2008, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-utterly-despise-kate-hudson-but-damn-shes-got-a-nice-ass/440564/11 "2008-03-08T11:49:38Z")
[QUOTE=Randy Seltzer] Kate Hudson is callipygian. Kate Hudson has a callipygian ass. I believe either use is proper. And damn does she ever. [/QUOTE] It’s nice and all, but I don’t think it rises to callipygian levels. For that, you should search for Vida Guerra. No link, as she’s pretty much all NSFW all the time. There’s also the Olympic speed skater women to consider. ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2008, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-utterly-despise-kate-hudson-but-damn-shes-got-a-nice-ass/440564/12 "2008-03-08T11:58:31Z")
That is one cute lil’ booty on that girl. ---
**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2008, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-utterly-despise-kate-hudson-but-damn-shes-got-a-nice-ass/440564/13 "2008-03-08T12:28:45Z")
**bouv** , as you remember no doubt from the rules, we don’t want any direct links that are not workplace-safe. For anyone in doubt, see: [Rules for Posting: What links are permitted?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=7697028#post7697028) Easiest way to provide urls that are not workplace-safe is to uncheck the “Automatically parse links” box below the place where you type your post. That way, people who want to see your site can do so, but there’s no risk of inadvertent hiccup causing workplace problems. We’re not trying to censor, but to protect people from accidental awkwardness. **Paul** , sorry about that, I don’t think we can manage to comply with Saudi rules. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2008, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-utterly-despise-kate-hudson-but-damn-shes-got-a-nice-ass/440564/14 "2008-03-08T14:16:54Z")
I don’t despise Kate Hudson at all. I think she’s a lovely, if not a bit bland, young lady. However, aside from her acting debut in “Almost Famous” she has proven time and time again that she cannot pick movies. Or maybe she really can’t act. I don’t know. But, yes, she’s got a nice ass. And I’m really glad that she hasn’t gotten breast implants. ---
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2008, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-utterly-despise-kate-hudson-but-damn-shes-got-a-nice-ass/440564/15 "2008-03-08T14:19:14Z")
[QUOTE=Paul in Saudi] Link blocked by the Saudi Authorities. [/QUOTE] They don’t need any competition, since they’re the cat’s pjs when it comes to being asses. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2008, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-utterly-despise-kate-hudson-but-damn-shes-got-a-nice-ass/440564/16 "2008-03-08T17:05:15Z")
[QUOTE=Voyager] I kept on getting drawn to her face in the main picture on that page, which makes her look like an 80 year old hag. [/QUOTE] That angle is terrible. Nobody will look good photographed from behind with their chin over their shoulder. I don’t get the hatred. She was wonderful in “Almost Famous”…the scene where her character is told she’s not going to New York is amazing acting and I can’t think of anyone who could do it better. Her attempts to branch out have been unsuccessful - period drama ([“The Four Feathers”](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0240510/)) and horror/triller ([“The Skeleton Key”](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0397101/)) have been unsuccessful, so she apparently only gets offered light comedy. Her mom is in the same boat. ---
**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2008, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-utterly-despise-kate-hudson-but-damn-shes-got-a-nice-ass/440564/17 "2008-03-08T17:15:16Z")
[QUOTE=gaffa] …so she apparently only gets offered light comedy. Her mom is in the same boat. [/QUOTE] Meg Ryan was in the same boat, too, but at least she seemed to find some palatable scripts. Or perhaps she was able to make a marginal script better. Anytime I see “Kate Hudson” especially paired up with “Matthew McConnaughey” I think, “Um, no.” ---
**Author:** ![missbunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/76d3ee/32.png) [@missbunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missbunny)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2008, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-utterly-despise-kate-hudson-but-damn-shes-got-a-nice-ass/440564/18 "2008-03-08T17:20:41Z")
I think her butt looks highly weird in that picture. It doesn’t seem to be correctly attached to her body. That hideous underwear doesn’t help. Based on what the guys in the thread have said, it’s clear I have no idea what men really like. ---
**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2008, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-utterly-despise-kate-hudson-but-damn-shes-got-a-nice-ass/440564/19 "2008-03-08T17:40:03Z")
[QUOTE=missbunny] I think her butt looks highly weird in that picture. It doesn’t seem to be correctly attached to her body. That hideous underwear doesn’t help. Based on what the guys in the thread have said, it’s clear I have no idea what men really like. [/QUOTE] I’d guess you’re a straight woman. You’re seeing the outfit. The straight men are seeing only what the outfit reveals. But you’re right…the bikini is terrible. It must go! Seriously, she should more carefully pick who she goes bikini shopping with. ---
**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2008, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-utterly-despise-kate-hudson-but-damn-shes-got-a-nice-ass/440564/20 "2008-03-08T17:48:27Z")
Yes, that bikini must go. In fact, I would gladly volunteer to help her remove it. Hmmm…I’ve been looking for a part time job. I wonder if Kate would be interested in hiring a bikini shopping consultant? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-utterly-despise-kate-hudson-but-damn-shes-got-a-nice-ass/440564.md?page=2)