# I utterly despise Kate Hudson...but damn, she's got a nice ass! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 8, 2008, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-utterly-despise-kate-hudson-but-damn-shes-got-a-nice-ass/440564 "2008-03-08T04:27:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2008, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-utterly-despise-kate-hudson-but-damn-shes-got-a-nice-ass/440564/21 "2008-03-08T17:57:31Z")
[QUOTE=LurkMeister] Yes, that bikini must go. In fact, I would gladly volunteer to help her remove it. [/QUOTE] You forgot to add with your teeth. ---
**Author:** ![Yookeroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yookeroo/32/323_2.png) [@Yookeroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yookeroo)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2008, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-utterly-despise-kate-hudson-but-damn-shes-got-a-nice-ass/440564/22 "2008-03-08T18:36:36Z")
She was great in “Almost Famous”, but that’s starting to look like a fluke. Or she needs a better agent (although I guess her movies are successful enough, so maybe not). ---
**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2008, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-utterly-despise-kate-hudson-but-damn-shes-got-a-nice-ass/440564/23 "2008-03-08T20:14:22Z")
Nah, her butt’s a little too squarish for my tastes. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2008, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-utterly-despise-kate-hudson-but-damn-shes-got-a-nice-ass/440564/24 "2008-03-08T20:31:19Z")
[QUOTE=Paul in Saudi] Link blocked by the Saudi Authorities. [/QUOTE] In Afghanistan, they won’t even let you look at pix of Dolly Parton. The Taliban has a Dollyban. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2008, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-utterly-despise-kate-hudson-but-damn-shes-got-a-nice-ass/440564/25 "2008-03-08T20:37:34Z")
[QUOTE=Rick] You forgot to add with your teeth. [/QUOTE] My teeth, my toes, or any portion of my anatomy between them. ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2008, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-utterly-despise-kate-hudson-but-damn-shes-got-a-nice-ass/440564/26 "2008-03-08T21:04:29Z")
[QUOTE=AskNott] In Afghanistan, they won’t even let you look at pix of Dolly Parton. The Taliban has a Dollyban. 😉 [/QUOTE] Since I bet they won’t let you look at pictures of asses either, I’d say the Taliban also has a Tail-a-ban. _runs_ ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2008, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-utterly-despise-kate-hudson-but-damn-shes-got-a-nice-ass/440564/27 "2008-03-08T21:15:52Z")
Delicious. I’m not much on her movies either, but her physical gifts are many. ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2008, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-utterly-despise-kate-hudson-but-damn-shes-got-a-nice-ass/440564/28 "2008-03-08T22:21:59Z")
[QUOTE=Maastricht] You despise her, yet have never seen one of her movies? How come? 😕 [/QUOTE] Well, she seems to mostly do romantic comedies, often with Matthew McConaughey (who I also do not like..but he was good in _Dazed and Confused._) I’ve also seen interviews with her and she doesn’t come off all that well. I mean, _Fools Gold, You, Me, and Dupree, Raising Helen, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days_? These movies are supposed to appeal to me? But maybe someday I’ll check out _Almost Famous_, as it seems not so much a Kate Hudson movie, as a movie with Kate Hudson in it. ---
**Author:** ![mr.jp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/48db29/32.png) [@mr.jp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mr.jp)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2008, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-utterly-despise-kate-hudson-but-damn-shes-got-a-nice-ass/440564/29 "2008-03-09T01:07:58Z")
Hmm, her ass has some volume, but I don’t think it’s great. I think possibly phase42 is right, and it’s too squarish. Or maybe it’s just the underwear that makes it look a bit odd. Anyway, I think this thread is calling for celeb photos that attempt to top her. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2008, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-utterly-despise-kate-hudson-but-damn-shes-got-a-nice-ass/440564/30 "2008-03-09T01:55:46Z")
I like Stacey Keibler better: [http://www.joblo.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=98834](http://www.joblo.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=98834) and another nice one: [http://imgsrv.wfnz.com/image/wfnz/UserFiles/Image/stacy-keibler-2.jpg](http://imgsrv.wfnz.com/image/wfnz/UserFiles/Image/stacy-keibler-2.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@Captain\_Carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Carrot)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2008, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-utterly-despise-kate-hudson-but-damn-shes-got-a-nice-ass/440564/31 "2008-03-09T03:39:26Z")
Color me un-wowed. I always find that sort of thing more interesting when covered. Also, that bikini bottom is ridiculous – it’s an ugly frilly belt attached to a thong. ---
**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2008, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-utterly-despise-kate-hudson-but-damn-shes-got-a-nice-ass/440564/32 "2008-03-09T04:22:50Z")
[QUOTE=Captain Carrot] Color me un-wowed. I always find that sort of thing more interesting when covered. Also, that bikini bottom is ridiculous – it’s an ugly frilly belt attached to a thong. [/QUOTE] As I said, she needs to pick her bikini-shopping companions more carefully. There’s a particular type of woman who works very hard to make sure her friends are dressed worse than she is. These pictures show just how dangerous one of those women can be. ---
**Author:** ![Fiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2008, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-utterly-despise-kate-hudson-but-damn-shes-got-a-nice-ass/440564/33 "2008-03-09T05:01:44Z")
[QUOTE=bouv] Well, she seems to mostly do romantic comedies, often with Matthew McConaughey (who I also do not like..but he was good in _Dazed and Confused._) I’ve also seen interviews with her and she doesn’t come off all that well. [/QUOTE] And for that, you “utterly despise” her? You don’t like her movies and she doesn’t interview well? Some sense of proportion, sir! ---
**Author:** ![EllisDee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellisdee/32/4531_2.png) [@EllisDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EllisDee)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2008, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-utterly-despise-kate-hudson-but-damn-shes-got-a-nice-ass/440564/34 "2008-03-09T05:38:47Z")
I’m a big fan of Kate Hudson, but even I’ll admit her resume only has two good movies on it. I was actually thinking of starting a thread about actors you love but whose every project seems to be crap. My inspiration for the idea was Dominique Swain, but it looks like Kate Hudson could give her a run for her money. Skeleton Key was a good movie, btw. And that’s not just my opinion; it got a 6.5 on imdb with almost 20,000 votes. It’s rare to see a crap movie with a lot of votes get above the fives. In fact, the more I consult the imdb grades, the more I’m convinced that higher grades are more accurate in identifying good movies than critics. Of course you have to take “recent release inflation” into account, subtracting around 1.5 from releases within a year ago and around .75 from releases a year before that, but after a couple years they seem pretty accurate to me. For the high end, at least; I’ve seen some decent movies rated in the fours, but they only had a couple thousand votes. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2008, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-utterly-despise-kate-hudson-but-damn-shes-got-a-nice-ass/440564/35 "2008-03-09T05:41:48Z")
A one-hit wonder. \*Almost Famous \* is the only decent film she’s done. ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2008, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-utterly-despise-kate-hudson-but-damn-shes-got-a-nice-ass/440564/36 "2008-03-09T06:18:29Z")
[QUOTE=Paul in Saudi] Link blocked by the Saudi Authorities. [/QUOTE] Not that great in my view, but would you be interested in receiving, say, a zip file with a title something like “1stquarterspread.zip”? 'Cause it maybe could be done. (nudge, nudge, wink, wink.) ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2008, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-utterly-despise-kate-hudson-but-damn-shes-got-a-nice-ass/440564/37 "2008-03-09T19:09:11Z")
[QUOTE=AskNott] In Afghanistan, they won’t even let you look at pix of Dolly Parton. The Taliban has a Dollyban. 😉 [/QUOTE] What about [Towelie](http://www.planearium2.de/bilder/wallpaper-towelie-1280.jpg)? Do they have a… No, forget it. There are some things not even I will lower myself for. ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2008, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-utterly-despise-kate-hudson-but-damn-shes-got-a-nice-ass/440564/38 "2008-03-09T19:26:20Z")
[QUOTE=Rick] If you need me, I will be in my room. [/QUOTE] The phrase is “in my bunk.” As for the picture–meh. I’m actually a fan of Goldie’s sylphlike daughter, both because I think she’s an amusing actress and quite a cutie, but these pictures do nothing for me. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2008, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-utterly-despise-kate-hudson-but-damn-shes-got-a-nice-ass/440564/39 "2008-03-10T01:15:04Z")
Dude, she’s got a nice dumper. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2008, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-utterly-despise-kate-hudson-but-damn-shes-got-a-nice-ass/440564/40 "2008-03-10T01:42:23Z")
[QUOTE=Skald the Rhymer] As for the picture–meh. I’m actually a fan of Goldie’s sylphlike daughter, both because I think she’s an amusing actress and quite a cutie, but these pictures do nothing for me. [/QUOTE] I concur with The Rhymer. She’s cute, but those pics don’t really show off what I like about her particularly well. In fact, it kind of turns me off her a little, just because I prefer sweet girls to dress a little more demurely. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-utterly-despise-kate-hudson-but-damn-shes-got-a-nice-ass/440564.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-utterly-despise-kate-hudson-but-damn-shes-got-a-nice-ass/440564.md?page=3)