# I utterly despise Kate Hudson...but damn, she's got a nice ass! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 8, 2008, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-utterly-despise-kate-hudson-but-damn-shes-got-a-nice-ass/440564 "2008-03-08T04:27:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Equipoise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/equipoise/32/151_2.png) [@Equipoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Equipoise)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2008, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-utterly-despise-kate-hudson-but-damn-shes-got-a-nice-ass/440564/41 "2008-03-10T03:13:53Z")
[QUOTE=GuanoLad] In fact, it kind of turns me off her a little, just because I prefer sweet girls to dress a little more demurely. [/QUOTE] That’s really not fair. Maybe she should have expected being photographed by a lurking parasite, excuse me, paparazzi, but it seems to me she was just minding her own business, probably on a private patio, and she dressed for her boyfriend, not the world. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2008, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-utterly-despise-kate-hudson-but-damn-shes-got-a-nice-ass/440564/42 "2008-03-10T03:30:23Z")
[QUOTE=GuanoLad] I concur with The Rhymer. She’s cute, but those pics don’t really show off what I like about her particularly well. In fact, it kind of turns me off her a little, just because I prefer sweet girls to dress a little more demurely. [/QUOTE] She has kind of an old-lady face, too. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2008, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-utterly-despise-kate-hudson-but-damn-shes-got-a-nice-ass/440564/43 "2008-03-10T03:42:45Z")
[QUOTE=Equipoise] That’s really not fair. Maybe she should have expected being photographed by a lurking parasite, excuse me, paparazzi, but it seems to me she was just minding her own business, probably on a private patio, and she dressed for her boyfriend, not the world. [/QUOTE] I know that, I wasn’t suggesting she choose her dress code with me in mind. But having seen these pics, I have a personal take on them, and it kind of shatters an illusion when you see famous people in the real world and they don’t live up to a preconceived image. It’d be the same thing if I saw a pic of Mandy Moore smoking, or discover that someone I truly respect and admire is a drug addict and alcoholic: Quite disappointing, even though their life is their own to do with as they please. ---
**Author:** ![pprgrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f6c823/32.png) [@pprgrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pprgrl)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2008, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-utterly-despise-kate-hudson-but-damn-shes-got-a-nice-ass/440564/44 "2008-03-10T04:36:48Z")
You know, I really think that the bikini made that shot - it helps frame the ass nicely. I’m not a fan of the red frilliness in general, but the color brought out just a trace of rosiness in her cheeks. Damn, that really is a nice ass. ETA: **Randy Seltzer** , you rock. Callipygian is now my new favorite word and I hope to be able to incorporate it in a pickup line in the very near future. ---
**Author:** ![akira5822](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/53a042/32.png) [@akira5822](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/akira5822)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2008, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-utterly-despise-kate-hudson-but-damn-shes-got-a-nice-ass/440564/45 "2008-03-10T05:33:24Z")
Sorry, Kate is just too bony for this guy. this is more like it…[Sara Ramirez](http://popbytes.com/archive/2007/06/got_milk_sara_ramirez_does.shtml) ---
**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2008, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-utterly-despise-kate-hudson-but-damn-shes-got-a-nice-ass/440564/46 "2008-03-10T19:10:13Z")
Beautiful. Shame about the bikini bottom though, at least most of it is in her ass crack! No nice ass thread would be complete without Jessica Alba and Kylie Minogue. I’ll leave it to others to post pics. ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2008, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-utterly-despise-kate-hudson-but-damn-shes-got-a-nice-ass/440564/47 "2008-03-10T19:33:49Z")
[QUOTE=control-z] No nice ass thread would be complete without Jessica Alba and Kylie Minogue. I’ll leave it to others to post pics. [/QUOTE] Or Vida Guerra: [Google Search](http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=vida+guerra&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2) (not even close to work safe…google image search, has boobies in addition to ass.) ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2008, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-utterly-despise-kate-hudson-but-damn-shes-got-a-nice-ass/440564/48 "2008-03-10T21:37:58Z")
I dunno, I think her butt looks almost like a goneass in one of the pics when it’s in profile, though it looks nicely rounded in a full rear shot. I have to go with my fave, Tina Rigdon. It’s not just the shape of her butt, it’s the skin tone – a beautiful golden glow, as it were. You’ll have to scroll down a bit to see it but here is a buttload of shots of Tina Rigdon. Like Vida Guerra, her butt is NSFW, even in a thong. [http://forums.superiorpics.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/1309408/an/0/page/0](http://forums.superiorpics.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/1309408/an/0/page/0) ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2008, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-utterly-despise-kate-hudson-but-damn-shes-got-a-nice-ass/440564/49 "2008-03-10T21:45:12Z")
[QUOTE=pprgrl] Callipygian is now my new favorite word and I hope to be able to incorporate it in a pickup line in the very near future. [/QUOTE] Does a pickup line work if it includes words you almost certainly will have to define for your prospect? ---
**Author:** ![mr.jp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/48db29/32.png) [@mr.jp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mr.jp)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2008, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-utterly-despise-kate-hudson-but-damn-shes-got-a-nice-ass/440564/50 "2008-03-10T22:22:20Z")
I submit Jessica Alba: www. [wiregirl.com/wp-content/Images/Jessica%20Alba/jessica-alba-bikini-2-ass-03.jpg](http://wiregirl.com/wp-content/Images/Jessica%20Alba/jessica-alba-bikini-2-ass-03.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![pprgrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f6c823/32.png) [@pprgrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pprgrl)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2008, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-utterly-despise-kate-hudson-but-damn-shes-got-a-nice-ass/440564/51 "2008-03-10T23:08:33Z")
[QUOTE=BrainGlutton] Does a pickup line work if it includes words you almost certainly will have to define for your prospect? [/QUOTE] The girl I’m planning on using it on is an English/Writing major, so hopefully yes. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2008, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-utterly-despise-kate-hudson-but-damn-shes-got-a-nice-ass/440564/52 "2008-03-10T23:31:40Z")
[QUOTE=pprgrl] The girl I’m planning on using it on is an English/Writing major, so hopefully yes. 😃 [/QUOTE] Ah! No doubt she’s excellent in fundamental composition! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2008, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-utterly-despise-kate-hudson-but-damn-shes-got-a-nice-ass/440564/53 "2008-03-11T00:13:03Z")
[QUOTE=Siam Sam] She has kind of an old-lady face, too. [/QUOTE] I have given up evil and renounced all my plans to conquer Earth. Otherwise I would have to send the flying monkeys after you. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2008, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-utterly-despise-kate-hudson-but-damn-shes-got-a-nice-ass/440564/54 "2008-03-11T03:39:43Z")
[QUOTE=Skald the Rhymer] I have given up evil and renounced all my plans to conquer Earth. Otherwise I would have to send the flying monkeys after you. [/QUOTE] Well, she DOES. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2008, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-utterly-despise-kate-hudson-but-damn-shes-got-a-nice-ass/440564/55 "2008-03-11T05:31:25Z")
When I create my own D&D campaign world, I’m going to include a country renowned for its beautiful warrior women. That country will be called Callipygia. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2008, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-utterly-despise-kate-hudson-but-damn-shes-got-a-nice-ass/440564/56 "2008-03-11T16:36:30Z")
[QUOTE=Phase42] When I create my own D&D campaign world, I’m going to include a country renowned for its beautiful warrior women. That country will be called Callipygia. 😃 [/QUOTE] And Callipygia will be invaded by Priapicia – frequently, forcefully, and (we may hope) with the support of the Hordes of Kaywai. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2008, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-utterly-despise-kate-hudson-but-damn-shes-got-a-nice-ass/440564/57 "2008-03-11T16:52:47Z")
[QUOTE=LurkMeister] Yes, that bikini must go. In fact, I would gladly volunteer to help her remove it. [/QUOTE] Will you please remove that plant too? It looks like it’s growing out of her bottom… like a fertilized weed out of a strawberry pot. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2008, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-utterly-despise-kate-hudson-but-damn-shes-got-a-nice-ass/440564/58 "2008-03-11T17:32:43Z")
[QUOTE=bouv] Or Vida Guerra: [Google Search](http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=vida+guerra&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2) (not even close to work safe…google image search, has boobies in addition to ass.) [/QUOTE] I came back in to fire up the Vida Guerrera machine again. Last time, the board’s males were humming about it for a week or so. ---
**Author:** ![Tamerlane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tamerlane/32/7602_2.png) [@Tamerlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamerlane)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2008, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-utterly-despise-kate-hudson-but-damn-shes-got-a-nice-ass/440564/59 "2008-03-11T17:36:16Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] I came back in to fire up the Vida Guerrera machine again. Last time, the board’s males were humming about it for a week or so. [/QUOTE] Whoopsy, there - when you quoted the link it appears you inadvertently unbroke it, making it NSFW. Not that I care, myself. But someone will :). I’ll report it for you. ---
**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2008, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-utterly-despise-kate-hudson-but-damn-shes-got-a-nice-ass/440564/60 "2008-03-11T17:46:07Z")
Heh, if you’re gonna be in a “damn, she’s got a nice ass” thread, you takes yer chances! 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-utterly-despise-kate-hudson-but-damn-shes-got-a-nice-ass/440564.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-utterly-despise-kate-hudson-but-damn-shes-got-a-nice-ass/440564.md?page=4)