# I utterly despise Kate Hudson...but damn, she's got a nice ass!

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 8, 2008, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-utterly-despise-kate-hudson-but-damn-shes-got-a-nice-ass/440564 "2008-03-08T04:27:38Z")\
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**Author:** ![pprgrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f6c823/32.png) [@pprgrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pprgrl)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2008, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-utterly-despise-kate-hudson-but-damn-shes-got-a-nice-ass/440564/61 "2008-03-11T20:06:59Z")

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[QUOTE=BrainGlutton]  
Ah! No doubt she’s excellent in fundamental composition! 🙂  
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Yeah, and she’s got a sweet ass too!

**Phase42** , where can I send in my application for Callipygian citizenship?

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**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2008, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-utterly-despise-kate-hudson-but-damn-shes-got-a-nice-ass/440564/62 "2008-03-11T23:05:16Z")

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[QUOTE=pprgrl]  
b]Phase42\*\*, where can I send in my application for Callipygian citizenship?  
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Your username seems to suggest that you’re female, so that takes care of the first requirement. That leaves only the necessity of proving your other, um, qualifications. Proof may be submitted either in person at the nearest Callipygian embassy, or via certified photographic documentation.

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**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2008, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-utterly-despise-kate-hudson-but-damn-shes-got-a-nice-ass/440564/63 "2008-03-12T02:38:53Z")

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[Kate Beckinsale’s bikini-clad worksafe butt x3](http://bp0.blogger.com/_LM8wu8HqKaY/RtrPYxltH1I/AAAAAAAAJQo/EFrWWNUQYxg/s1600-h/Kate_Beckinsale_Green_Bikini_Ass.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2008, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-utterly-despise-kate-hudson-but-damn-shes-got-a-nice-ass/440564/64 "2008-03-12T02:46:03Z")

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[QUOTE=control-z]  
No nice ass thread would be complete without Jessica Alba and Kylie Minogue. I’ll leave it to others to post pics.  
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How about Kylie Minogue videos? (Although it’s borderline SFW, I’ll break the link because it is _loud_.)

![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/WYy3BKn1SZE/maxresdefault.jpg)https://www.youtube.com/embed/WYy3BKn1SZE?feature=oembed&wmode=opaque

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