# I vant to suck your sequential thread!
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [October 31, 2005, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758 "2005-10-31T18:29:28Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2005, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/1 "2005-10-31T18:29:28Z")
Can’t cook? Really? What do you eat?
Mini Schnauzers? What are they like?
Mmmmm…hot dogs…
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### Author:  [@moonstarssun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moonstarssun)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2005, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/2 "2005-10-31T18:34:50Z")
I feel like a new woman
Okay, I think it’s time for another gender clarification thread
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### Author:  [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2005, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/3 "2005-10-31T18:42:57Z")
Actors / Actresses whose promising careers stalled?
Trying to remember the name of an actress
“Morry, you’re my agent! I’m paying you 15% to get me in Sequential Threads?!?”
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### Author:  [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2005, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/4 "2005-10-31T19:10:12Z")
In GQ:
What kinda gear did Dinosaurs have?
No EST = nazis on dinosaurs?
Who came up with Daylight Saving Time?
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### Author:  [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2005, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/5 "2005-10-31T20:10:47Z")
\*\*What do you say to a friend whose wife has had a miscarriage?
Ribbit for her pleasure? \*\*
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### Author:  [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2005, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/6 "2005-10-31T20:12:24Z")
\*\*Sooooo…what’d you dress up as today?
I feel like a new woman \*\*
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### Author:  [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2005, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/7 "2005-10-31T20:13:33Z")
\*\*Occupations of SDMB members
elmwood, a broom, and some 42 pound rocks \*\*
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### Author:  [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2005, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/8 "2005-10-31T20:14:53Z")
\*\*For how long does alcohol stay in the body?
Homebrewing question(s) \*\*
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### Author:  [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2005, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/9 "2005-10-31T20:17:50Z")
\*\*How old were you when you had your first child?
Age differences, where do YOU draw the line? \*\*
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### Author:  [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2005, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/10 "2005-10-31T20:20:42Z")
\*\*Having a Manly Party
when did you lose your romantic virginity \*\*
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### Author:  [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2005, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/11 "2005-10-31T20:33:14Z")
\*\*Doper women, help a clueless man out
Sooooo…what’d you dress up as today? \*\*
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### Author:  [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2005, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/12 "2005-10-31T20:54:25Z")
In MPSIMS :-
**I’ve Got A New Puppy! (No Pics Yet)**
**Broken any laws lately?**
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### Author:  [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2005, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/13 "2005-10-31T23:00:04Z")
I did this wrong, but after all that work it’s going up. I won’t do it again. Duh!!
Sequential should have beens.
News Flash: Arkansas Woman Gives Birth to 16th Child–Wants More
Let’s see how many days of the year we can fill with Doper Birthdays.
Odd Things That Turn You On
Help Me Attach Mannequins To My Body
Jedi Blood
It’s…the Melbourne Cup!
Got Any Cheap, Creative Costume Suggestions?
I like The Monkees, Neil Diamond and fedoras…
Rounding out our Halloween Costume
Celebrity cleavage
What does a pharmacist DO?
Hangovers - preventions and cures
Healthy snacks for my lunchbox - suggestions please!
Psychic Parrot
What to tell the boss when resigning?
Is there a way to hide my telephone number from showing up on someone’s Caller ID?
Poll: Unfortunate Times to Sneeze
My cat and my pants are covered in ink! Help!
So there’s a cat under the house…Some questions.
Has anyone ever discovered a body?
What kinda gear did Dinosaurs have?
elmwood, a broom, and some 42 pound rocks
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### Author:  [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2005, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/14 "2005-10-31T23:10:04Z")
In MPSIMS right now:
Broken any laws lately?
I went to the dentist - ALONE!
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### Author:  [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2005, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/15 "2005-10-31T23:46:43Z")
\*\*Do You Remember How We All Wanted To Fire A Goat Out Of A Cannon? Well…
I Got a Job!\*\*
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### Author:  [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)
#### Post date: [November 1, 2005, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/16 "2005-11-01T02:57:29Z")
In MPSIMS:
"Do You Remember How We Wanted To Fire A Goat Out Of A Cannon? Well… "
“I’ve Got A New Puppy! (No Pics Yet)”
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### Author:  [@Chanteuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chanteuse)
#### Post date: [November 1, 2005, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/17 "2005-11-01T07:09:58Z")
**What do you say to a friend whose wife has had a miscarriage?**
**I’m out of debt!!!**
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### Author:  [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)
#### Post date: [November 1, 2005, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/18 "2005-11-01T10:58:00Z")
\*\*Best Halloween candy?
What are the implications of free energy?\*\*
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### Author:  [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)
#### Post date: [November 1, 2005, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/19 "2005-11-01T16:04:15Z")
> [@Dragwyr](#):
>
> "Do You Remember How We Wanted To Fire A Goat Out Of A Cannon? Well… " “I’ve Got A New Puppy! (No Pics Yet)”
This is my favorite one from this thread. 🙂
Meanwhile, my own sequential offering, from the Pit:
\*\*BBC News bait-and-switch…
Iran. Keep pushing those buttons. \*\*
… and maybe you’ll find a better station.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [November 1, 2005, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/20 "2005-11-01T17:37:30Z")
In The Pit:
\*\* Sharpton is a decent man
The Fat Man Rants \*\*
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