# I vant to suck your sequential thread!
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [October 31, 2005, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758 "2005-10-31T18:29:28Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [November 1, 2005, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/21 "2005-11-01T21:45:32Z")
In Cafe Society
\*\* My new diet
Irish Oatmeal \*\*
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### Author:  [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)
#### Post date: [November 2, 2005, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/22 "2005-11-02T01:19:15Z")
**Dating problem…possibly.**
**I scratch my balls too much …**
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### Author:  [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)
#### Post date: [November 2, 2005, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/23 "2005-11-02T02:40:45Z")
MPSIMS:
**I scratch my balls too much …
Ooooh! I Bet This’ll Be a BIG Hit at Raves!**
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### Author:  [@Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Side_of_the_Floyd)
#### Post date: [November 2, 2005, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/24 "2005-11-02T02:56:36Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#):
>
> In The Pit:
>
> \*\* Sharpton is a decent man
> The Fat Man Rants \*\*
This may just be my favorite one.
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### Author:  [@jhinman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jhinman)
#### Post date: [November 2, 2005, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/25 "2005-11-02T03:27:44Z")
I scratch my balls too much …
I Got a Job!!
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### Author:  [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)
#### Post date: [November 2, 2005, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/26 "2005-11-02T03:44:03Z")
\*\*Gray chest hairs! AAAARGH
Ooooh! I Bet This’ll Be a BIG Hit at Raves! \*\*
I hate to burst your bubble but … no.
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### Author:  [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)
#### Post date: [November 2, 2005, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/27 "2005-11-02T04:10:44Z")
\*\*What stupid lie did your big brother tell you that you just realized was false?
I Got a Job!! \*\*
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### Author:  [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)
#### Post date: [November 2, 2005, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/28 "2005-11-02T07:05:35Z")
From the main Forums listing:
MPSIMS: The C.K. Dexter Haven Appreciation Thread
The BBQ Pit: C.K. Dexter Haven
Nice to know there are people on both sides of the controversy! 😃
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### Author:  [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)
#### Post date: [November 2, 2005, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/29 "2005-11-02T08:09:29Z")
Speaking of which…
**Idiotic Science Reporters
The CK Dexter Haven Appreciation Thread**
:eek:
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### Author:  [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)
#### Post date: [November 2, 2005, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/30 "2005-11-02T08:12:00Z")
Hmmmm, now I know why there’s always one of these threads around. Above was my first catch at one…now I seem to be seeing them everywhere, and you know what? It’s fun.
I have this triple gem I just saw right now in this forum:
**Houston Area Dopefest!**
**Envy me…**
**Gray chest hairs! AAAARGH**
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### Author:  [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)
#### Post date: [November 3, 2005, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/31 "2005-11-03T01:22:58Z")
Girl Tried To Lick My Pooper
And my little girl is growing up (TMI, as if you couldn’t guess)
:eek:
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### Author:  [@Susie\_Derkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Susie_Derkins)
#### Post date: [November 3, 2005, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/32 "2005-11-03T01:29:21Z")
MPSIMS:
\*\*Your girlfriend thinks I’m hot.
Girl Tried To Lick My Pooper \*\*
Okaaay, then.
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### Author:  [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)
#### Post date: [November 3, 2005, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/33 "2005-11-03T01:35:00Z")
And my little girl is growing up (TMI, as if you couldn’t guess)
Girl Tried To Lick My Pooper
(shoot, Mr. Blue Sky beat me to it. Worth repeating though)
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### Author:  [@Tenar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tenar)
#### Post date: [November 3, 2005, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/34 "2005-11-03T02:13:47Z")
I know you’ve heard that “Big Rigs” are important in the gay community, but really!
What has he got in his pockets?
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### Author:  [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)
#### Post date: [November 3, 2005, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/35 "2005-11-03T02:19:25Z")
Girl Tried To Lick My Pooper
This is HILARIOUS!!!
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### Author:  [@Elza\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elza_B)
#### Post date: [November 3, 2005, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/36 "2005-11-03T21:15:25Z")
In _MPSIMS_:
\*\* We did it!!! (with pics) - Wedding Thread \*\*
and
\*\*Write me some divorce greeting cards. \*\*
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### Author:  [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)
#### Post date: [November 3, 2005, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/37 "2005-11-03T22:11:01Z")
In the pit:
**I just fired someone**
**CK Dexter Haven**
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### Author:  [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [November 4, 2005, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/38 "2005-11-04T01:52:21Z")
\*\*I Hate Insects!!
An interesting revelation about our old friend Rev. Phelps… \*\*
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### Author:  [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)
#### Post date: [November 4, 2005, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/39 "2005-11-04T13:50:55Z")
**Your girlfriend thinks I’m hot.
…and …speaking of booty licking… TMI (DUH)**
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### Author:  [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)
#### Post date: [November 4, 2005, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/40 "2005-11-04T16:08:21Z")
I’m addicted to this game. Here’s one from IMHO:
**What Should I Get my Mother for Christmas?
Odd Things That Turn You On**
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