# I vant to suck your sequential thread!
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [October 31, 2005, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758 "2005-10-31T18:29:28Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 3
### Author:  [@GorillaGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GorillaGirl)
#### Post date: [November 4, 2005, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/41 "2005-11-04T16:56:49Z")
In _IMHO_:
\*\*What on earth do you do with porn… \*\*
and
\*\*What Should I Get my Mother for Christmas? \*\*
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### Author:  [@NE\_Texan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NE_Texan)
#### Post date: [November 4, 2005, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/42 "2005-11-04T20:11:31Z")
In **MPSIMS** :
_Boy. I’m getting. Tired. Of. These. Periods._
followed by:
_And my little girl is growing up (TMI, as if you couldn’t guess)_
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### Author:  [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)
#### Post date: [November 4, 2005, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/43 "2005-11-04T22:19:39Z")
Go to first new post I want to stink!
Odd Things That Turn You On
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### Author:  [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)
#### Post date: [November 4, 2005, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/44 "2005-11-04T22:20:56Z")
> [@Mr. Blue Sky](#):
>
> Go to first new post I want to stink!
> Odd Things That Turn You On
:smack:
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### Author:  [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2005, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/45 "2005-11-05T14:12:29Z")
My pissing pussy (cat owners, help!)
What Should I Get my Mother for Christmas?
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### Author:  [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2005, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/46 "2005-11-05T17:16:45Z")
**Is There a Market for Porno-to-Go (like with the video i-pod)?**
**What Should I Get My Mother for Christmas?**
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### Author:  [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2005, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/47 "2005-11-05T18:01:44Z")
\*\*Gee I Wonder Where VW Got This Idea?
The woman who hit my car filed a false report
But why would we need a piano? \*\*
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2005, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/48 "2005-11-05T18:14:32Z")
\*\*Ask The Gora Sikh
What Should I Get my Mother for Christmas \*\*
Does The Gora Sikh even celebrate Christmas?
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### Author:  [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2005, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/49 "2005-11-05T22:08:16Z")
Just found today in MPSIMS:
The SDMB is going places. (contest)
The contest’s over- we have the photo of the year
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### Author:  [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2005, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/50 "2005-11-06T15:48:48Z")
Any coppers here? Enter these premeses
Odd Things That Turn You On
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### Author:  [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2005, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/51 "2005-11-06T20:57:19Z")
Inheritance and Step Children
Sending money overseas
Name that food from my childhood
Enema’s and Colonics…what’s the dope
Jarhead–book and movie
Is there any Marine…
Would this scenario be strange to you? …scam?
Have you ever bought a season sports subscription?
Cheney practically begs to be allowed to torture.
Terell Owens shoots himself in the foot yet again
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2005, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/52 "2005-11-07T17:09:27Z")
In My Humble Opinion:
**Does “Beano” actually work?
Do women derive pleasure from anal sex?**
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### Author:  [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)
#### Post date: [November 8, 2005, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/53 "2005-11-08T14:12:52Z")
**Truth or Dare?
Um, wow, I have no idea what to say to that.**
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### Author:  [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)
#### Post date: [November 8, 2005, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/54 "2005-11-08T14:18:48Z")
Things to do with a hand grenade
If Elvis was alive right now?
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### Author:  [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)
#### Post date: [November 8, 2005, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/55 "2005-11-08T15:15:59Z")
What is so terrible about Taco Bell?
Does Beano really work?
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [November 8, 2005, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/56 "2005-11-08T16:59:04Z")
IN MPSIMS:
\*\* If I ever want to redecorate my kitchen with a testicle theme, I’ve got it made!
I’m getting a vasectomy! \*\*
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### Author:  [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)
#### Post date: [November 8, 2005, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/57 "2005-11-08T17:12:41Z")
\*\* If I ever want to redecorate my kitchen with a testicle theme, I’ve got it made!
I’m getting a vasectomy! \*\*
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [November 8, 2005, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/58 "2005-11-08T18:51:53Z")
In My Humble Opinion
\*\*What Should I Get my Mother for Christmas?
Do women derive pleasure from anal sex? \*\*
I can’t begin to tell you what’s wrong with that one.
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### Author:  [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)
#### Post date: [November 8, 2005, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/59 "2005-11-08T23:06:08Z")
**Do women derive pleasure from anal sex?
Most Amazing Video Scene ever Witnessed**
Reasons to love the internet…
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### Author:  [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2005, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/60 "2005-11-09T20:11:02Z")
**Election Day: Did your candidates win?
Make it Stop - Please**
I take it that’s a “no”.
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