# I vant to suck your sequential thread!
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [October 31, 2005, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758 "2005-10-31T18:29:28Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 4
### Author:  [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2005, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/61 "2005-11-09T20:13:23Z")
A four-fer in IMHO!
\*\*Please help me identify this object.
What could make you stop loving a member of your family?
Are your minor daughters on birth control?
Does anyone know if there is an Indian version of [imdb.com](http://imdb.com)? \*\*
Boy, do these guys stink at Twenty Questions!
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### Author:  [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2005, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/62 "2005-11-09T20:58:51Z")
**cats and seperation anxiety**
**I’ve lost my mouse**
Poor kitty.
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### Author:  [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2005, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/63 "2005-11-09T23:56:34Z")
In GD currently:
**What I’d like to see the Dems do in 2006 campaign**
**Is Assassination for Political Reasons Effective?**
Also in GD, maybe just funny to me…
**Religious Dopers: What tenets of your religion do you not follow, and why?**
**The Jesus Star**
In GQ:
**Question about spermacide.**
**Reasons not to wash your hands**
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### Author:  [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)
#### Post date: [November 10, 2005, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/64 "2005-11-10T11:55:00Z")
**How were stage plays lighted before electricity?
Bone Marrow**
Sure. If you say so. :dubious:
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### Author:  [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)
#### Post date: [November 10, 2005, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/65 "2005-11-10T12:45:03Z")
I’m sorry, but…
**Tell me some GOOD news.
Two weeks ago, my uncle was diagnosed with cancer.**
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [November 10, 2005, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/66 "2005-11-10T14:51:05Z")
In My Humble Opinion:
\*\*Your Best Freudian Slip
Guys - how do you carry your pocket-things? \*\*
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### Author:  [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)
#### Post date: [November 10, 2005, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/67 "2005-11-10T18:56:26Z")
Gross on top of gross on top of gross (need I say TMI?)
HEY KIDS! Let’s all run electric shocks through our naughty bits! With Newslink
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [November 10, 2005, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/68 "2005-11-10T20:17:07Z")
Right now in this Forum:
\*\*Rat Farts
Gross on top of gross on top of gross (Need I say TMI?)\*\*
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [November 10, 2005, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/69 "2005-11-10T22:08:26Z")
In MPSIMS:
\*\*HEY KIDS! Let’s all run electric shocks through our naughty bits! With Newslink
“Please clean up after yourself” \*\*
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### Author:  [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)
#### Post date: [November 10, 2005, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/70 "2005-11-10T22:49:56Z")
\*\*Tell me some GOOD news.
Enrique Iglesias has a small pecker \*\*
Hey, if you say so…
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### Author:  [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2005, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/71 "2005-11-11T04:56:19Z")
Now in GQ:
**Reasons not to wash your hands
Pinkeye and Worker’s Comp**
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### Author:  [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2005, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/72 "2005-11-11T06:37:29Z")
Here in MPSIMS, a nice chain reaction:
Funny/strange/notable church billboards
“All the smart ones turn out to be lesbian”
and
“All the smart ones turn out to be lesbian”
When a woman stops being financially dependent on a man, she becomes a lesbian.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2005, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/73 "2005-11-11T15:30:22Z")
General Questions:
\*\* Names of sexual positions in other languages
Salads and McCafes at McDonald’s \*\*
One assumes the salads are tossed. 😃
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### Author:  [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2005, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/74 "2005-11-11T15:34:06Z")
I couldn’t pass this Pair up
[Hey roomie! Electricity does not flow from my anus!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=344266)
[Names of sexual positions in other languages](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=344019)
Jim
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### Author:  [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2005, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/75 "2005-11-11T16:56:50Z")
Tis the season for consecutive electrical thread titles, I guess:
**Hey roomie! Electricity does not flow from my anus!**
**What are the MOST, and LEAST expensive electrical devices?**
(mixed forums, thanx to the New Posts button)
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2005, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/76 "2005-11-11T17:05:59Z")
**Why don’t kids walk to school anymore & child molesters
Student has been in college for 12 years**
Must be really really scared of all those child molesters out there.
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### Author:  [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2005, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/77 "2005-11-11T17:48:14Z")
IMHO:
**"The Talk" from Mother to Son - what should be included?
Do women derive pleasure from anal sex?**
Mom definitely did _not_ bring up that topic!
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### Author:  [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2005, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/78 "2005-11-11T18:35:43Z")
> [@Hal Briston](#):
>
> IMHO:
>
> **"The Talk" from Mother to Son - what should be included?
> Do women derive pleasure from anal sex?**
>
> Mom definitely did _not_ bring up that topic!
I know I should resist; but;
What did she say about Sheep?
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2005, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/79 "2005-11-11T19:25:42Z")
In General Questions:
\*\* Names of sexual positions in other languages
Hanukah Goes into 2006?! \*\*
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### Author:  [@Seren](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seren)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2005, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/80 "2005-11-11T20:14:11Z")
\*\*Funny/strange/notable church billboards
The GOOD news is that I met a girl. \*\*
bad news? now i’m going to hell
\*\*Top this sad act by a hopelessly worn out person
I just got my (four) wisdom teeth pulled out… \*\*
wow…just…wow
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