# I vant to suck your sequential thread!
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [October 31, 2005, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758 "2005-10-31T18:29:28Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 5
### Author:  [@wolfstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfstu)
#### Post date: [November 12, 2005, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/81 "2005-11-12T01:31:18Z")
Great Debates:
\*\*Why believe in ONE god ?
The Jesus Star \*\*
Glad we got that one settled.
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### Author:  [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)
#### Post date: [November 12, 2005, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/82 "2005-11-12T16:43:13Z")
\*\*Dear God,
What does your oral hygiene regimin consist of
\*\*
Interesting prayer. I’m sure God will appreciate your concern.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [November 12, 2005, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/83 "2005-11-12T16:50:06Z")
**Some guys are just cute
I vant to suck your sequential thread!**
Interesting euphanism
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### Author:  [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)
#### Post date: [November 12, 2005, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/84 "2005-11-12T17:08:14Z")
It’s also an interesting euphemism.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [November 12, 2005, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/85 "2005-11-12T19:54:03Z")
\*\*woman carries cell phone in her cleavage–weird?
Hang up the phone while you’re robbing the damn bank! \*\*
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### Author:  [@Susie\_Derkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Susie_Derkins)
#### Post date: [November 12, 2005, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/86 "2005-11-12T23:24:56Z")
New Posts:
\*\*Ronald, if you take away my McRib I’m going to beat you until you bleed ketchup!
Share your emotional overreactions! \*\*
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### Author:  [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2005, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/87 "2005-11-13T00:19:48Z")
IMHO:
Dear God,
Do black people swim?
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### Author:  [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2005, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/88 "2005-11-13T03:37:04Z")
\*\* My penis is so big…
Creepy (or downright disturbing) souvenirs \*\*
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### Author:  [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2005, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/89 "2005-11-13T03:38:40Z")
\*\*Funny/strange/notable church billboards
The devil lives at my house! In a latex balloon! \*\*
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### Author:  [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2005, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/90 "2005-11-13T03:44:09Z")
\*\*My penis is so big…
I vant to suck your sequential thread! \*\*
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### Author:  [@Susie\_Derkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Susie_Derkins)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2005, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/91 "2005-11-13T03:46:34Z")
New Posts:
**My penis is so big…
Apparently I am hot in Russia**
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### Author:  [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2005, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/92 "2005-11-13T05:56:18Z")
Bush attacks critics claim pre-war intel was manipulated. Huge balls or delusional?
Consequences of penis enhancement
:eek:
Well, **that’s** an explanation for the Iraq War I hadn’t heard yet!
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### Author:  [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2005, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/93 "2005-11-13T16:26:49Z")
\*\*What the hell is wrong with Laura Bush?
Booze buzz changes as you get older? \*\*
No comment.
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### Author:  [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2005, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/94 "2005-11-13T16:28:28Z")
Rotten fingers! :smack:
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### Author:  [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2005, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/95 "2005-11-13T16:50:12Z")
\*\*My penis is so big…
Bosda Has An Ugly Experience With A Dog \*\*
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### Author:  [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2005, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/96 "2005-11-13T22:38:08Z")
My penis is so big…
Have you played this game? Have you beat it?
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### Author:  [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2005, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/97 "2005-11-13T23:13:37Z")
\*\*Anybody live in a geodesic dome?
Unintelligent Design
\*\*
Hah! Take that , Buckminster Fuller!
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### Author:  [@mkl12](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mkl12)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2005, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/98 "2005-11-14T00:00:59Z")
\*\*Creepy (or downright disturbing) souvenirs \*\*
**Books Bound in Human Skin - Yes they do exist!**
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### Author:  [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2005, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/99 "2005-11-14T00:15:59Z")
Whoa! Women I understand your take on penis size now.
My penis is so big…
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### Author:  [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2005, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/100 "2005-11-14T01:48:38Z")
\*\*What Are You Listening to Right Now?
Breakfast in Italy? \*\*
Supertramp’s ill-fated follow up to _Breakfast in America_.
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