# I vant to suck your sequential thread!
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [October 31, 2005, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758 "2005-10-31T18:29:28Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 6
### Author:  [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2005, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/101 "2005-11-14T02:44:22Z")
My penis is so big . . .
The GOOD news is that I met a girl.
* * *
“Please clean up after yourself”
Whoa! Women I understand your take on penis size now.
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### Author:  [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2005, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/102 "2005-11-14T10:26:34Z")
\*\*What won’t napalm stick to?
how do i shut this dog up?! \*\*
I burning your… whatever.
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### Author:  [@Fromage\_A\_Trois](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fromage_A_Trois)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2005, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/103 "2005-11-14T13:56:45Z")
Consequences of penis enhancement
Affirmative action extended
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2005, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/104 "2005-11-14T15:50:32Z")
Right now in this forum:
\*\*Whoa! Women, I understand your take on penis size now
My penis is so big…\*\*
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### Author:  [@c\_carol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/c_carol)
#### Post date: [November 15, 2005, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/105 "2005-11-15T00:02:49Z")
On the front page:
(IMHO)
**Ladies, do you wear…**
(MPSIMS)
**Maine Coon cats?**
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### Author:  [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)
#### Post date: [November 15, 2005, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/106 "2005-11-15T00:04:03Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#):
>
> Right now in this forum:
>
> \*\*Whoa! Women, I understand your take on penis size now
>
> My penis is so big…\*\*
[Psssst!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=6792979&postcount=99)
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [November 15, 2005, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/107 "2005-11-15T13:52:36Z")
In The Pit:
\*\*Critique my rage at the administration
Shit-eating douchebag goatfeltching referee motherfuckers blow the game \*\*
I’ll give it an 8.5
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### Author:  [@Siege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siege)
#### Post date: [November 16, 2005, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/108 "2005-11-16T17:14:36Z")
Currently in MPSIMS:
\*\*I Really Hate Our Cat \*\*
followed by
\*\*He goes about like a roaring lion, seeking whom he might devour \*\*
Yep. That sounds like a good reason to hate a cat to me!
CJ
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [November 16, 2005, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/109 "2005-11-16T17:33:09Z")
\*\*The Fart of the Apocalypse
What does a brain fart smell like?\*\*
Would’ve been better reversed, but that’s the way they are right now.
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### Author:  [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)
#### Post date: [November 16, 2005, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/110 "2005-11-16T22:54:44Z")
**What familiar movie/tv scenes would be better with nudity and why?**
**No nudes is good nudes.**
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### Author:  [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)
#### Post date: [November 16, 2005, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/111 "2005-11-16T22:59:45Z")
\*\*Important Food Advice
I Really Hate Our Cat \*\*
Oh, but the dog is to die for!
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### Author:  [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)
#### Post date: [November 17, 2005, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/112 "2005-11-17T01:47:13Z")
GD:
\*\*Poem – Surprise Ending!
Gay scout troop leaders\*\*
Gotta admit, I didn’t see that coming.
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### Author:  [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)
#### Post date: [November 17, 2005, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/113 "2005-11-17T01:54:23Z")
What dopers are you thankful for or appreciate even if they may not be aware of it?
“Have a Happy Period.” (TMI)
I guess. Ladies?
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### Author:  [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)
#### Post date: [November 17, 2005, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/114 "2005-11-17T01:55:36Z")
Tell me about being Goth
What’s so great about Goethe?
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### Author:  [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)
#### Post date: [November 17, 2005, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/115 "2005-11-17T03:40:57Z")
Gay scout troop leaders
Recommend good sexy movies, please
What things still amaze you?
My wife just wrecked a couple more cars
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### Author:  [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)
#### Post date: [November 17, 2005, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/116 "2005-11-17T05:16:04Z")
\*\* How to deal with cops.
“Hey there Fat Ass”\*\*
That’s probably not a good approach.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [November 17, 2005, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/117 "2005-11-17T22:15:40Z")
A 4-fer in MPSIMS:
\*\*Just So You’re All Aware…
A message board for people who want to castrate themselves
I thought I was going to die!
My penis is so big… \*\*
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### Author:  [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)
#### Post date: [November 17, 2005, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/118 "2005-11-17T23:21:08Z")
From “New Posts”, an IMHO/GQ combo:
**Is it OK to lie to vegetarians about what they are eating?
Are there any fat vegetarians?**
Just the ones whose friends lied to them about what they were eating …
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### Author:  [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)
#### Post date: [November 17, 2005, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/119 "2005-11-17T23:59:20Z")
What things still amaze you?
Peeing at Night
[old man] When I was a yung’un, we could only pee during the day and we LIKED it! [/om]
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### Author:  [@Susie\_Derkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Susie_Derkins)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2005, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/120 "2005-11-18T02:15:36Z")
New Posts:
\*\*Okay. Let’s do this.
The Fart of the Apocalypse \*\*
Brace yourselves, everyone.
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