# I vant to suck your sequential thread!
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [October 31, 2005, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758 "2005-10-31T18:29:28Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 7
### Author:  [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2005, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/121 "2005-11-18T04:45:55Z")
Did you know Evil Captor likes bondage?
Our freedom is on it’s last legs.
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### Author:  [@Susie\_Derkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Susie_Derkins)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2005, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/122 "2005-11-18T14:05:37Z")
BBQ Pit:
\*\*Okay. Let’s do this.
Um, just fucking stop. \*\*
Reminds me of an old boyfriend.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2005, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/123 "2005-11-18T14:30:47Z")
From the Pit:
\*\* Egotistical New Yorkers!!
Fuck your cross tattoos, and fuck your giant gold/diamond crosses
This is what makes america great \*\*
Couldn’t have said it better myself.
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### Author:  [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2005, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/124 "2005-11-18T14:35:04Z")
**Annie** , that may well have been the best threefer of all time.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2005, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/125 "2005-11-18T15:56:48Z")
Thank you **Ponder Stibbons**. This one reminds me of _Rainman_:
\*\* Pencil lead found to exhibit surprising quantum effects- Scientific American article
My penis is so big… \*\*
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2005, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/126 "2005-11-18T16:53:34Z")
More in MPSIMS:
\*\*“Have a Happy Period.” (TMI)
Having is not so pleasing a thing as wanting.
:eek:
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### Author:  [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2005, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/127 "2005-11-18T17:22:05Z")
**Men’s Room Decoration**
**"Have a Happy Period "(TMI)**
I’m picturing a maniacal woman in the midst of her period, going into the Men’s Room…
_Splat, Splat, Splat…“Wheeeeee!!!”_
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### Author:  [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2005, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/128 "2005-11-18T19:55:25Z")
In the Pit:
**Like Chicken Man, the Gay Agenda Is Everywhere
My job is such total ass**
Otto
Damn, it _is_ everywhere!
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### Author:  [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2005, 9:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/129 "2005-11-19T09:48:29Z")
**Dressing 7 year olds up as slaves.
b & d- how to help a 5 year old remember which is which.**
Oh dear.
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### Author:  [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2005, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/130 "2005-11-19T15:51:24Z")
\*\*Guys: Do you have sex with your wife/S.O. when they’re on their period? (Very TMI)
Oooh! Ow! My hands! Owie! Stingy! \*\*
Well, that settles that!
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### Author:  [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2005, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/131 "2005-11-19T16:54:36Z")
Screwing one’s face in effort
Funny video clips.
What Tennessee tree fruit is size grapefruit, green, aromatic, bumpy?
Chestnuts? I thought they were dead
How can hubby and I talk to each other whilst playing WoW?
“Speak it into existence” – what does that mean?
Prize for catching baseball at a game.
Wheels
Memorable computer games you’ve never completed.
Star Trek: the Teeming Millions edition
Teach me about Milton
Stump the dope with your most obscure reference
Strangest Movie you’ve ever stumbled across
Robert Graves
I pit my jerk stepfather.
Stupid little crotchspawn
The custodians are lying bastards (long and lame)
This is what makes america great
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### Author:  [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2005, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/132 "2005-11-19T17:01:20Z")
**How do you get your dose of adventure?**
**NoVa Dopers: Let’s have a beer!**
**Nevada Stud Farm!**
**Fun with Black Lights…**
**Ah! Spores!**
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### Author:  [@Taber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taber)
#### Post date: [November 20, 2005, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/133 "2005-11-20T01:24:51Z")
How do you get your dose of adventure?
Office Holiday Parties
Well, my office holiday party was actually kind of dull, but…
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### Author:  [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)
#### Post date: [November 20, 2005, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/134 "2005-11-20T04:47:05Z")
In MPSIMS:
**My penis is so big…**
**Not Many People Know That…**
😛
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [November 21, 2005, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/135 "2005-11-21T15:14:06Z")
In Cafe Society:
\*\*Most horrifying use of music in a commercial
Gary Glitter Nabbed in Nam. \*\*
Doo-dah! Doo-dah!
(with a nod to **Eve** )
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [November 21, 2005, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/136 "2005-11-21T15:21:00Z")
In MPSIMS:
\*\* Sorry, Golden Gophers, you’re goners.
The Kiss of Death
The Celebrity Death Pool 2005 \*\*
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [November 21, 2005, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/137 "2005-11-21T22:07:17Z")
One more from MPSIMS:
\*\* When You Absolutely, Positively Have to Have a Cigarette
Zero to heart attack in 25 seconds \*\*
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### Author:  [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)
#### Post date: [November 22, 2005, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/138 "2005-11-22T15:00:52Z")
I wonder if there is a connection between these two?
\*\*Group ranks most dangerous U.S. cities
My first day running trains \*\*
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [November 22, 2005, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/139 "2005-11-22T17:02:55Z")
In MPSIMS:
\*\* Just in time for the holidays: Aerosol condoms-for women
Who wants to be the one to break it to Eve?\*\*
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### Author:  [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)
#### Post date: [November 23, 2005, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-vant-to-suck-your-sequential-thread/328758/140 "2005-11-23T20:55:13Z")
In IMHO:
**Weird 1st dates (or 1st date offers, as the case may be)
9 year old daughter wants sleepover with boy of same age.**
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