# I’ve seen fire and I’ve seen rain 3

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [July 2, 2025, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396 "2025-07-02T12:26:16Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 104

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2026, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/2061 "2026-07-03T21:53:19Z")

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Give me a head with hair  
Long, beautiful hair  
Shining, gleaming, steaming, flaxen waxen

Give me down to there hair  
Shoulder length or longer  
Here, baby, there, mama  
Everywhere, daddy, daddy  
Hair (Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair)  
Flow it (Hair)  
Show it (Hair)  
Long as God can grow it, my (Hair my)  
Hair

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2026, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/2062 "2026-07-03T22:16:06Z")

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Then I’ll re-read the books, if I have time to spare  
I’ll paint the walls some more; I’m sure there’s room somewhere  
And then I’ll brush and brush and brush and brush my hair  
Stuck in the same place I’ve always been  
And I’ll keep wondering and wondering and wondering and wondering  
When will my life begin?

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2026, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/2063 "2026-07-03T22:39:30Z")

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There is no order in my room  
A place where accidents can happen  
I like the table and my chair  
Sometimes I listen to their pattern

Furniture music  
I make furniture music  
I like furniture music… OK?

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2026, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/2064 "2026-07-03T23:45:07Z")

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I can see the outside world  
Everything’s inviting in the outside world  
Leaving all my problems in the outside world  
Nothing’s going to touch me in the outside world

When I’m locked in my room  
I just want to scream  
And I know what they mean  
(One more day of eating and sleeping)

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2026, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/2065 "2026-07-04T00:41:28Z")

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When you’re alone and life is making you lonely,

You can always go downtown…

If you got worries, all the noise and the hurry, I know downtown.

Seems to help, I know… downtown!

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**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2026, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/2066 "2026-07-04T02:16:25Z")

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Mommy and Dad are never nervous or mad  
When you teenagers go downtown  
Daddy and Mom just stay at home and be calm  
And watch the late late show, uptown  
'Cause when you kids are gone we get to spend some time alone here  
That’s our only chance to use the bathtub or the phone here  
When you’re away  
Besides, we’re stuck where we are  
Because you kids took our money, you kids took our car and went  
Downtown, where can you possibly  
Downtown, it’s twenty after three  
Downtown, what do you mean by, “Let’s frug”?

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2026, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/2067 "2026-07-04T02:19:34Z")

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Uptown got it’s hustlers  
The Bowery got it’s bums  
42nd street got big Jim Walker  
He’s a pool shootin’ son of a gun  
Yeah, he’s big and dumb as a man can come  
But he’s stronger than a country hoss  
And when the bad folks all get together at night  
You know they all call big Jim “Boss” just because

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2026, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/2068 "2026-07-04T12:50:48Z")

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Now Leroy more than trouble  
You see he stand 'bout six foot four  
All the downtown ladies call him “Treetop Lover”  
All the men just call him “Sir”

And it’s bad, bad Leroy Brown  
The baddest man in the whole damned town  
Badder than old King Kong  
And meaner than a junkyard dog

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2026, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/2069 "2026-07-04T13:47:07Z")

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[Three times in just 6 days for that name, 2x for the ol’ Jim Croce standard, plus a Queen song…]

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How do you like that?  
Has anybody seen a dog dyed dark green.  
About two inches tall, with a strawberry blonde fall;  
Sunglasses and a bonnet  
And designer jeans with appliques on it?  
The dog that brought me so much joy  
Left me wallowing in pain.  
Quiche Lorraine

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2026, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/2070 "2026-07-04T17:31:02Z")

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Yonder come miss Rosie, how in the world did you know?  
By the way she wear her apron, and the clothes she wore  
Umbrella on her shoulder, piece of paper in her hand  
She come to see the gov’nor, she want to free her man

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2026, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/2071 "2026-07-04T17:38:15Z")

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With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat  
Living, loving, she’s just a woman  
Missus cool rides out in her aged Cadillac  
Living, loving, she’s just a woman

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2026, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/2072 "2026-07-04T21:46:45Z")

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I love you for your pink Cadillac, crushed velvet seats  
Riding in the back, oozing down the street  
Waving to the girls, feeling out of sight  
Spending all my money on a Saturday night  
Honey, I just wonder what you do there in the back  
Of your pink Cadillac, pink Cadillac

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2026, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/2073 "2026-07-04T23:45:12Z")

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Jesus told me and I believe its true  
‘Red man’s in sunset too’  
Took his land and we won’t give it back  
And we sent Geronimo a Cadillac

Say ah, hey, boys take me back  
I wanna ride in Geronimo’s Cadillac  
Hey, boys take me back  
I wanna ride in Geronimo’s Cadillac

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2026, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/2074 "2026-07-05T01:41:51Z")

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Oh it’s all in the past they will say  
But it’s still going on here today  
The governments now want the Navaho land  
That of the Inuit and the Cheyenne  
It’s here and it’s now you can help us dear man  
Now that the buffalo’s gone

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**Author:** ![its\_the\_daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/bb73d2/32.png) [@its\_the\_daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/its_the_daddy)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2026, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/2075 "2026-07-05T06:40:50Z")

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Straight from the shoulder  
I think like a soldier  
I know what’s right and what’s wrong  
He knows what’s right and what’s wrong.

I’m the original discriminating buffalo man  
And I’ll do what’s wrong as long as I can  
He’ll do what’s wrong as long as he can

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2026, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/2076 "2026-07-05T07:18:24Z")

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Now the village cried with anger  
“Mount your horses! Draw your sword!”  
And they killed the mountain people  
So they earned their just reward

Now they stood beside the treasure  
On the mountain dark and red  
Turned the stone and looked beneath it  
“Peace on Earth” was all it said

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2026, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/2077 "2026-07-05T14:24:06Z")

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And dust was my companion  
And thirst caked all our words  
Unearthing nearly nothing  
We swarmed like carrion birds  
Some for fortune, some for greed  
Some for want, some for need

But you could only find yourself that way

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2026, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/2078 "2026-07-05T14:55:16Z")

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Rock on, gold dust woman  
Take your silver spoon, dig your grave

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2026, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/2079 "2026-07-05T15:11:38Z")

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I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth  
The dark side of nighttime faces down the usual space inside  
And I could dare to look me in the eye  
Postcard opportunities are what you buy  
It’s a genuine problem you won’t solve  
To look out of target just passing by, passing by

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2026, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/2080 "2026-07-05T16:09:57Z")

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Far from the ones who abandoned you  
Chasing the love of these humans  
Who made you feel wanted  
You try to be tough  
But your armor’s just not hard enough!

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