# I’ve seen fire and I’ve seen rain 3

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**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [July 2, 2025, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396 "2025-07-02T12:26:16Z")\
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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2025, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/381 "2025-08-04T23:55:09Z")

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Now, I’m a jet fuel genius  
I can solve the world’s problems without even trying  
I’ve got dozens of friends  
And the fun never ends, that is, as long as I’m buying  
Is it any wonder I’m not the president?  
Is it any wonder I’m null and void?

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2025, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/382 "2025-08-05T00:01:00Z")

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Is it any wonder I reject you first  
Fame (fame) fame fame  
Is it any wonder you are too cool to fool  
Fame (fame)  
Fame bully for you chilly for me  
Got to get a rain check on pain

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2025, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/383 "2025-08-05T00:10:50Z")

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You always keep me guessin’, I never seem to know what you are thinkin’  
And if a fella looks at you, it’s for sure your little eye will be a-winkin’  
I get confused 'cause I don’t know where I stand  
And then you smile, and hold my hand  
Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you  
Spooky!

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2025, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/384 "2025-08-05T00:43:22Z")

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Love  
Love is strange  
Lot of people  
Take it for a game  
Once you get it  
You never want to quit, no no  
After you’ve had it  
You’re in an awful fix

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**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2025, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/385 "2025-08-05T01:07:52Z")

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Coz I hate goodbyes I hate these tears in my eyes  
I hate myself for the way I feel about you every time  
I’ve had enough I’m sick of wishing he was  
Around me every day, every night it’s way too much  
I hate love, yeah  
I hate love, yeah

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2025, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/386 "2025-08-05T01:47:49Z")

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Get up in the morning, look on the mirror  
One less toothbrush hanging in the stand, yeah  
My face ain’t getting any younger  
Now I can see love’s taking her toll on me

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2025, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/387 "2025-08-05T01:50:44Z")

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Woke up, fell out of bed  
Dragged a comb across my head

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2025, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/388 "2025-08-05T02:02:56Z")

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Let me go, blood drips from your camera  
It’s like a knife held in your hand  
What you’re mad about, I don’t know, and I don’t give a damn  
Break the rules because I can

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2025, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/389 "2025-08-05T14:32:43Z")

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Oh, it kills me to think of you with another man  
I was playin’ rock and roll, and you were just a fan  
But my guitar couldn’t hold you, so I split the band  
Love lies bleedin’ in my hands

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2025, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/390 "2025-08-05T14:46:14Z")

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Some other man, some other man  
Some other man, some other man  
Always hangin’ around

I’d rather be dead, I’d be rather dead  
I’d rather be dead, I’d be rather dead  
Than to see you with another man

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2025, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/391 "2025-08-05T14:52:19Z")

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He follows the wrong directions  
Perfect English words all right  
But with the wrong inflections  
But look at the dust at his feet  
He’s not the one she loves

It was a different man, no he’s never been found  
You can be so up, you can be so down  
It was a different man, no he’s never been there  
You can be halfway, you can be all there

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2025, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/392 "2025-08-05T15:13:18Z")

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I’d rather see you dead, little girl  
Than to be with another man  
You better keep your head, little girl  
Or you won’t know where I am

You better run for your life if you can, little girl  
Hide your head in the sand, little girl  
Catch you with another man, that’s the end, little girl

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2025, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/393 "2025-08-05T17:17:33Z")

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You can run on for a long time  
Run on for a long time  
Run on for a long time  
Sooner or later, God’ll cut you down  
Sooner or later, God’ll cut you down

Go tell that long tongue liar  
Go and tell that midnight rider  
Tell the rambler, the gambler, the back biter  
Tell them that God’s gonna cut ’em down  
Tell them that God’s gonna cut ’em down

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2025, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/394 "2025-08-05T17:19:03Z")

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God’s gonna get you for that.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2025, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/395 "2025-08-05T17:33:32Z")

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Father forgive me  
I tried not to do it  
Turned over a new leaf  
Then tore right through it  
Whatever you taught me

I didn’t believe it  
Father you fought me  
'Cause I didn’t care  
And I still don’t understand

No matter when or where or who  
Has one thing in common too  
It’s a, it’s a, it’s a, it’s a sin  
It’s a sin

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2025, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/396 "2025-08-05T18:01:59Z")

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I am just an ageing drummer boy  
And in the wars I used to play  
And I’ve called a tune to many-a-torture session  
Now they say I am a war criminal  
And I’m fading away  
Father, please hear my confession

I have legalized robbery, called it belief  
I have run with the money  
I have a-hid like a thief  
Re-written history with my armies and my crooks  
Invented memories  
I did burn all the books

And I can still hear his laughter  
And I can still hear his song  
The man’s too big  
The man’s too strong

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2025, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/397 "2025-08-05T19:25:54Z")

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“Baby Jesu,” pa-rum-pa-pum-pum  
“I am a poor boy too,” pa-rum-pa-pum-pum  
“I have no gift to bring,” pa-rum-pa-pum-pum  
“That’s fit to give a king,” pa-rum-pa-pum-pum  
Rum-pa-pum-pum, rum-pa-pum-pum  
“Shall I play for you,” pa-rum-pa-pum-pum  
“On my drum?”

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2025, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/398 "2025-08-05T21:04:46Z")

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And when the drummer starts beating that beat  
He nails that beat with the syncopated rhythm  
With the rat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat on the drums, hey!

Turn the beat around - Ooh, I’m talkin’ 'bout the beat  
Love to hear percussion - Ah, my, my, my, my  
Turn it upside down - Oh-oh-oh, oh, yeah  
Love to hear the percussion - Love to hear the beat, nah, nah

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2025, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/399 "2025-08-05T21:06:26Z")

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Ten silver saxes, a bass with a bow  
The drummer relaxes and waits between shows  
For his cinnamon girl.

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2025, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/400 "2025-08-05T21:17:58Z")

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Seventy-six trombones led the big parade  
With a hundred and ten corners close at hand  
They were followed by rows and rows  
Of the finest virtuosos  
The cream of every famous band

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