# I’ve seen fire and I’ve seen rain 3

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [July 2, 2025, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396 "2025-07-02T12:26:16Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 39

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2025, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/761 "2025-09-18T16:41:42Z")

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This time you’ve gone too far  
This time you’ve gone too far  
This time you’ve gone too far  
I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you  
This time you’ve gone too far  
This time you’ve gone too far  
This time you’ve gone too far  
I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you

Don’t talk back  
Just drive the car  
Shut your mouth  
I know what you are  
Don’t say nothing  
Keep your hands on the wheel  
Don’t turn around  
This is for real

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2025, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/762 "2025-09-19T02:44:38Z")

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Asked a girl what she wanted to be  
She said, “Baby, can’t you see?  
I wanna be famous, a star of the screen  
But you can do something in between”  
“Baby, you can drive my car  
Yes, I’m gonna be a star  
Baby, you can drive my car  
And maybe I’ll love you”

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2025, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/763 "2025-09-19T03:43:09Z")

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Who’s gonna pick you up  
When you fall?  
Who’s gonna hang it up  
When you call?  
Who’s gonna pay attention  
To your dreams?  
Yeah, who’s gonna plug their ears  
When you scream?

You can’t go on thinking  
Nothing’s wrong, oh oh  
Who’s gonna drive you home  
Tonight?

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2025, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/764 "2025-09-19T14:56:06Z")

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Pause without end  
A moment in time suspends  
How could she leave?  
Release all your guilt and breathe  
Give up your pain  
Hold up your head again

You need to clear away  
All the jetsam in your brain  
And face the truth  
Well love can make amends  
While the darkness always ends  
You’re still alone  
So drive home

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2025, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/765 "2025-09-19T15:49:02Z")

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I ain’t never lost a fight in my life  
I’ll send you home crying to your fat and ugly wife  
If you don’t believe me when I tell you this  
Well, let me introduce you to my rock-hard first  
The cops are saying I belong behind bars  
And I’m guilty (guilty) I’m guilty as charged

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2025, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/766 "2025-09-19T21:40:23Z")

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The DA was Burger  
The cop was Tragg  
Della was his secretary  
Drake sat on the desk with Perry…

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2025, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/767 "2025-09-19T21:55:55Z")

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I’m breakin’ rocks in the hot sun  
I fought the law and the law won  
I fought the law and the law won  
I needed money 'cause I had none  
I fought the law and the law won  
I fought the law and the law won

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2025, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/768 "2025-09-19T22:23:33Z")

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Agents of the law  
Luckless pedestrians  
I know you’re out there  
With rage in your eyes and your megaphones

Sayin’ lonely soul give in  
Mad dog surrender  
How can I answer  
A man of my mind can do anything

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2025, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/769 "2025-09-19T22:40:51Z")

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Dead leaves always give up motion  
Well, I no longer feel emotion  
When prophecy fails the falling notion  
Yes, don’t report this  
Agents of fortune

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2025, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/770 "2025-09-20T21:16:37Z")

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There’s a man who leads a life of danger  
To everyone he meets he stays a stranger  
With every move he makes  
Another chance he takes  
Odds are he won’t live to see tomorrow

Secret agent man, secret agent man  
They’ve given you a number  
And taken away your name

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2025, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/771 "2025-09-21T05:04:30Z")

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I’ve got detectives on his case  
They filmed the whole charade  
(My rival, show me my rival)  
He’s got a scar across his face  
He wears a hearing aid

Sure he’s a jolly roger  
Until he answers for his crime  
Yes  
I’ll match him whim for whim now

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2025, 9:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/772 "2025-09-21T09:33:42Z")

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She is watching the detectives  
Ooh, he’s so cute  
Watching the detectives  
Oh, when they shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot  
They beat him up until the teardrops start  
But he can’t be wounded when he’s got no heart

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2025, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/773 "2025-09-21T13:44:35Z")

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Next morning came, as mornings do  
I had a shave that was close, too (A close shave)  
In the mirror, in my space  
Was a man without a face

I rang my client and I banged on her door  
I told her it was me that we was lookin’ for  
It was clear to see that the lady was love blind (love blind)  
It was clear to see, it was clear that she was love blind (love blind)

Love blind

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2025, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/774 "2025-09-21T22:55:20Z")

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Ha, it’s poetry in motion  
Now she’s making love to me  
The spheres are in commotion  
The elements in harmony  
She blinded me with science  
(“She blinded me with science”)  
And hit me with technology

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2025, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/775 "2025-09-22T02:02:48Z")

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Can make a blind man see  
A lame man walk  
Can make a deaf woman hear  
And a little baby talk

Now I’m wild about my jelly  
'Bout my sweet jelly roll  
When you taste my jelly  
You wanna take me right home

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2025, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/776 "2025-09-22T15:34:09Z")

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I can turn the gray sky blue  
I can make it rain whenever I want it to  
Oh, I can build a castle from a single grain of sand  
I can make a ship sail, huh, on dry land  
But my life is incomplete and I’m so blue  
'Cause I can’t get next to you

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2025, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/777 "2025-09-22T15:37:31Z")

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I met this girl for the first time on Saturday night  
Standing in the queue at the Odeon alright  
Oh I took her by surprise  
When I gave her one of my lines  
She started smiling at me real fine (ha)  
That’s when I said

Can I sit next to you, girl  
Can I sit next to you, girl

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**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2025, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/778 "2025-09-22T16:40:31Z")

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I’ve seen the bright lights of Memphis and the Commodore Hotel  
And underneath a streetlamp, I met a southern belle  
Well, she took me to the river, where she cast her spell  
And in that southern moonlight, she sang a song so well

If you’ll be my Dixie chicken, I’ll be your Tennessee lamb  
And we can walk together down in Dixieland  
Down in Dixieland

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2025, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/779 "2025-09-22T16:43:49Z")

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A zinger burger here  
And a zinger burger there  
Going through the drive through like I don′t care  
Gonna order me that popcorn chicken  
And 10 chicken nuggets it’s a finger good lickin  
KFC is there for me at the end of every night  
It′s always been a good treat  
It’s the best of all bites

Shut up and take my money

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2025, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/780 "2025-09-22T16:54:15Z")

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The difference between us  
Is not very far  
Cruising for burgers  
In daddy’s new car

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