# I’ve seen fire and I’ve seen rain 3

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [July 2, 2025, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396 "2025-07-02T12:26:16Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2025, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/61 "2025-07-07T17:54:37Z")

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Too dangerous to keep.  
Too feeble to let go.  
And you want to bite the hand.  
Should have stopped this long ago.

Go now, you’ve been set free.  
Another month or so you’ll be gorging on me  
With your lovely smile.  
I see you slither away with your skin and your tail,  
Your flickering tongue and your rattling scales  
Like a real reptile.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2025, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/62 "2025-07-07T19:00:17Z")

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I was at this carnival, just a few years ago  
No big deal, ferris wheel, the same ol’ stuff you know  
And I wandered around the grounds until I found this little tent  
A man outside made a speech, and this is how it went  
“she walks, she talks  
She crawls on her belly like a reptile”

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2025, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/63 "2025-07-07T19:00:44Z")

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Well, I’m the Crawling King Snake  
And I rule my den  
I’m the Crawling King Snake  
And I rule my den  
Yeah, don’t mess 'round with my mate  
Gonna use her for myself

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2025, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/64 "2025-07-07T21:29:19Z")

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Everybody says "I’m your biggest fan  
“I’ve seen your picture in People Magazine”  
People come from miles around just to shake my hand  
If you don’t believe in the power of a waffle  
Let me tell you just what I mean

I’m the Waffle King

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2025, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/65 "2025-07-07T21:35:57Z")

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I can’t make up my mind  
Someone has to help me  
I never seem to know what to do  
I just can’t decide for myself  
She has told me in so many words  
That she’s still in love with me  
And she wants me back  
She wants me back with her again

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2025, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/66 "2025-07-07T21:45:26Z")

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Sometimes I go to her  
With all my doubts and all my fears  
She says, “Now don’t you be foolish, boy  
You know I will always be here”  
That’s what she says

She’s still in love  
(she’s still in love)  
(she’s still in love)

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2025, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/67 "2025-07-07T21:49:59Z")

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Feel her breath on my face  
Her body close to me  
Can’t look in her eyes  
She’s out of my league

Just a fool to believe I have anything she needs  
She’s like the wind

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2025, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/68 "2025-07-07T21:58:53Z")

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Don’t you remember you told me you loved me baby  
You said you’d be coming back this way again baby  
Baby, baby, baby, baby, oh, baby, I love you I really do

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2025, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/69 "2025-07-07T22:53:21Z")

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Girl, don’t let your life get tangled up with mine  
Cause I’ll just leave you  
I can’t take no clinging vine

Baby, baby, don’t get hooked on me  
Baby, baby, don’t get hooked on me  
Cause I’ll just use you  
Then I’ll set you free  
Baby, baby, don’t get hooked on me

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2025, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/70 "2025-07-07T23:21:45Z")

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[twice in one week then…]

I’m hooked on a feeling  
I’m high on believing  
That you’re in love with me

Lips as sweet as candy  
It’s taste is on my mind  
Girl, you got me thirsty  
For another cup of wine

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2025, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/71 "2025-07-08T14:04:44Z")

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You forgot the

Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga  
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga  
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga  
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga

😃

When she wraps her loving arms around me  
It 'bout drives me out of my mind  
Yeah, when my baby kisses me  
Chills run up and down my spine

But my baby, she’s alright  
Oh, my baby’s clean out of sight  
Don’t you know that she is-

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2025, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/72 "2025-07-08T16:26:03Z")

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She can kill with a smile, she can wound with her eyes  
And she can ruin your faith with her casual lies  
And she only reveals what she wants you to see  
She hides like a child but she’s always a woman to me

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**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2025, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/73 "2025-07-08T17:06:04Z")

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I saw a girl, she reminded me of you  
She did the things that a girl like you might do  
Her body was green and she had two vicious jaws  
She polished her mate as she kissed him with her claws  
Yeah but I survived, it was on TV  
She had six strong legs and it frightened me  
She had insect eyes, but I could still see  
That the looks she gave him, you give to me

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2025, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/74 "2025-07-08T18:01:13Z")

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I wouldn’t if I were you, I know what she can do  
She’s deadly, man; she could really rip your world apart  
Mind over matter; the beauty is there, but a beast is in her heart

Whoa, here she comes  
Watch out, boy, she’ll chew you up  
Whoa, here she comes  
She’s a maneater

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2025, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/75 "2025-07-08T18:24:52Z")

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Something I’ve never seen  
I’m feeling in between  
Reach up and touch your face  
I’ll run 'till I’m very far away

Beautiful monster  
Beautiful monster

A side I never knew  
And now I’m all confused  
Troubled in the strangest way  
Something I never could explain

Beautiful monster  
Beautiful monster

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2025, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/76 "2025-07-08T19:16:56Z")

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Close your eyes  
Have no fear  
The monster’s gone  
He’s on the run and your daddy’s here

Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful  
Beautiful boy  
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful  
Beautiful boy

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2025, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/77 "2025-07-08T19:44:27Z")

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She had an horror of rooms she was tired you can’t hide beat  
When I looked in her eyes they were blue but nobody home  
She could’ve been a killer if she didn’t walk the way she do, and she do  
She opened strange doors that we’d never close again

She began to wail jealousies scream  
Waiting at the light know what I mean

Scary monsters, super creeps  
Keep me running, running scared

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2025, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/78 "2025-07-08T21:03:13Z")

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I can’t seem to face up to the facts  
I’m tense and nervous and I can’t relax  
I can’t sleep 'cause my bed’s on fire  
Don’t touch me I’m a real live wire

Psycho Killer  
Qu’est-ce que c’est  
Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-far  
Better run run run, run run run run away

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2025, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/79 "2025-07-08T21:46:11Z")

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And I wonder, I wa wa wa wa wonder  
Why a why why why why why  
She ran away  
And I wonder where she will stay  
My little runaway  
My run run run run runaway

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2025, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/80 "2025-07-09T00:31:51Z")

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I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still  
Da doo ron-ron-ron, Da doo ron-ron  
Somebody told me that his name was Bill  
Da doo ron-ron-ron, Da doo ron-ron

Yeah, my heart stood still  
Yes, his name was Bill  
And when he walked me home  
Da doo ron-ron-ron, Da doo ron-ron

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