# I’ve seen fire and I’ve seen rain 3

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [July 2, 2025, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396 "2025-07-02T12:26:16Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 60

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2025, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/1181 "2025-12-04T22:51:00Z")

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Ground Control to Major Tom  
Your circuit’s dead, there’s something wrong  
Can you hear me, Major Tom?  
Can you hear me, Major Tom?  
Can you hear me, Major Tom? Can you—

Here am I floating 'round my tin can  
Far above the moon  
Planet Earth is blue  
And there’s nothing I can do

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2025, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/1182 "2025-12-05T02:40:57Z")

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Admiral Halsey notified me  
He had to have a berth or he couldn’t get to sea  
I had another look and I had a cup of tea  
And a butter pie (A butter pie?)  
The butter wouldn’t melt so I put it in the pie

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2025, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/1183 "2025-12-05T04:10:57Z")

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Stand Navy out to sea,  
Fight our battle cry  
We’ll never change our course,  
So vicious foe steer shy-y-y-y.  
Roll out the TNT,  
Anchors Aweigh.  
Sail on to victory  
And sink their bones to Davy Jones, hooray!

Anchors Aweigh, my boys,  
Anchors Aweigh.  
Farewell to foreign shores,  
We sail at break of day-ay-ay-ay.  
Through our last night ashore,  
Drink to the foam,  
Until we meet once more.  
Here’s wishing you a happy voyage home.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2025, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/1184 "2025-12-05T20:46:44Z")

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But, but, but, I’m afraid of water  
Hey, hey, look, man  
I get seasick even watchin’ it on the TV!  
They want you (oh my goodness)  
They want you in the navy  
(What am I gonna do in a submarine?)  
They want you, they want you (in the navy)  
They want you (oceanography what?)  
They want you (in the navy)  
They want you, they want you (in the navy)

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2025, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/1185 "2025-12-06T01:49:22Z")

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I want you to want me  
I need you to need me  
I’d love you to love me  
I’m beggin’ you to beg me

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2025, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/1186 "2025-12-06T02:08:25Z")

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But I don’t care if you don’t  
And I don’t feel if you don’t  
And I don’t want it if you don’t  
And I won’t say it  
If you won’t say it first

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2025, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/1187 "2025-12-06T15:29:42Z")

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Well you can tell everyone I’m a down disgrace  
Drag my name all over the place  
I don’t care anymore

You can tell everybody 'bout the state I’m in  
You won’t catch me crying 'cause I just can’t win  
I don’t care anymore  
I don’t care anymore, d’you hear?

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2025, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/1188 "2025-12-06T15:37:56Z")

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Well, you can knock me down  
Step in my face  
Slander my name  
All over the place

Well, do anything that you want to do  
But uh-uh, honey  
Lay off of them shoes  
Don’t you step on my blue suede shoes  
Well, you can do anything  
But stay off of my blue suede shoes

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2025, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/1189 "2025-12-07T01:43:46Z")

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My shoes can’t stop conversing!  
Conversing while traversing:  
‘Oh no, Mr. Shoe! You just stepped in some dog poo!’  
‘Oh no, Mrs. Shoe! What am I gonna do?’

I take my shoes for a walk every day  
And they’ve always got a lot to say  
If you listen very carefully with your head down low  
Your shoes will tell you where they want to go!

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2025, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/1190 "2025-12-07T04:14:28Z")

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These boots are made for walking  
And that’s just what they’ll do  
One of these days  
These boots are gonna walk all over you

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2025, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/1191 "2025-12-07T06:55:24Z")

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And now I know just why she  
Keeps me hangin’ 'round.  
She needs someone to walk on,  
So her feet don’t touch the ground.  
But I love her,  
I need her,  
I want her.  
Yea! Yea! Yea! Yea! Yea! Yea! She!

Why am I standing here,  
Missing her and wishing she were here?  
She only did me wrong now;  
I’m better off alone.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2025, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/1192 "2025-12-07T15:24:56Z")

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Are you, are you  
Coming to the tree?  
They strung up a man  
They say who murdered three

Strange things did happen here, no stranger would it be  
If we met at midnight in the hanging tree

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2025, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/1193 "2025-12-07T16:34:38Z")

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Well, they hung my brother before I could say  
The tracks he saw while on his way  
To Andy’s house and back that night were mine  
And his cheating wife had never left town  
That’s one body that’ll never be found  
You see little sister don’t miss when she aims her gun

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2025, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/1194 "2025-12-07T19:54:54Z")

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On Friday night she’s all decked out  
Her high heel shoes, her dress so tight  
Dance, dance little sister, dance

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2025, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/1195 "2025-12-08T02:24:45Z")

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Little sister, don’t you kiss me once or twice  
Then say it’s very nice  
And then you run  
Little sister, don’t you do what your big sister done

Well, I dated your big sister  
And I took her to a show  
I went for some candy  
Along came Jim Dandy  
And they snuck right out the door

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2025, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/1196 "2025-12-08T04:53:11Z")

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Hey little girl is your daddy home  
Did he go away and leave you all alone  
I got a bad desire  
Whoa, I’m on fire

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2025, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/1197 "2025-12-08T23:35:07Z")

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There is a woman in Somalia  
Scraping for pearls on the roadside  
There’s a force stronger than nature  
Keeps her will alive

This is how she’s dying:  
She’s dying to survive  
Don’t know what she’s made of  
I would like to be that brave

She cries to the heavens above  
There is a storm in her heart  
She lives in a world she didn’t choose  
And it hurts like brand-new shoes  
Hurts like brand-new shoes

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2025, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/1198 "2025-12-09T00:39:11Z")

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Branching off, the road winds east  
Deluxe locations just near completion  
Come dine with wine, an oyster feast  
The pearls are real, have one for free  
They’re washed up by the foam-waved sea

The more I look the less I smile  
Never mind let’s stay awhile  
The fans blow secrets on the night  
Out of mind but not out of sight

Is this where you live?

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2025, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/1199 "2025-12-09T00:54:18Z")

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I have often walked down this street before  
But the pavement always stayed beneath my feet before  
All at once am I several stories high  
Knowing I’m on the street where you live

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2025, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/1200 "2025-12-09T01:58:57Z")

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When we kissed we could hear the sound of thunder  
As we watched the regulars rush the big hotels  
We kissed again as the showers swept the Florida shore  
You opened your umbrella  
And we walked between the raindrops back to your door

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