# I’ve seen fire and I’ve seen rain 3 **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 2, 2025, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396 "2025-07-02T12:26:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 63
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2025, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/1241 "2025-12-13T03:13:58Z")
Lacy things the wife is missin’ Didn’t ask for her permission. I’m wearing her clothes Silk pantyhose Walkin’ 'round in women’s underwear ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2025, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/1242 "2025-12-13T03:19:24Z")
Just panties and bra (panties and bra) Just panties and bra(coming right off) ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2025, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/1243 "2025-12-13T03:34:49Z")
I cut down trees I skip and jump I like to press wild flowers I put on women’s clothing And hang around in bars. He cuts down trees He skips and jumps He likes to press wild flowers He puts on women’s clothing And hangs around _in bars_? I cut down trees I wear high heels Suspendies and a bra I wish I’d been a girly Just like my dear papa. He cuts down trees He wears high heels? Suspendies … and _a bra_? ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2025, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/1244 "2025-12-13T05:27:22Z")
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls It’s a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world Except for Lola Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2025, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/1245 "2025-12-13T15:12:35Z")
If I don’t love you, baby Grits ain’t groceries Eggs ain’t poultry And Mona Lisa was a man ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2025, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/1246 "2025-12-13T15:59:43Z")
Carve the turkey turn the ballgame on Mix Bloody Marys 'cause we all want one Send somebody to the Stop-n-Go We need some celery and a can of fake snow A bag of lemons and some Diet Sprite A box of Midol, some Salem Lights Hallelujah, everybody say “Cheese” Merry Christmas from the family This Robert Earl Keen song is on the playlist in my house at Christmas! 🎄 ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2025, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/1247 "2025-12-13T16:14:17Z")
Mom says a hippo would eat me up! But then, Teacher says a hippo is a vegetarian. ---
**Author:** ![Casparlatete](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/casparlatete/32/3377_2.png) [@Casparlatete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casparlatete)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2025, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/1248 "2025-12-13T16:46:40Z")
I’ll tell me ma when I come home the boys won’t leave the girls alone they pull me hair and stole my comb well that’s alright till I come home ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2025, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/1249 "2025-12-13T17:47:59Z")
Mary Hill loved to ride on the merry-go-round All the guys got eager eyes watchin’ Mary go 'round In the daytime Mary Hill was a teaser Come the night she was such a pleaser Oh, Mary Hill was such a thrill after dark ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2025, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/1250 "2025-12-13T20:30:59Z")
Laughing in the playground Gets no kicks from little boys Would rather make it with a letching gray, yeah Or maybe her attention is drawn by aqualung Who watches through the railings as they play ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2025, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/1251 "2025-12-13T21:39:51Z")
Scuba woman done me slow Scuba woman done me low Love you Skin turn to slime Hold me slow and done me down Take me with you, done me down Love you Skin done me down Scuba mama sink me down Love your sinking, hold me down Love you so much Skin will drown and drown ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2025, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/1252 "2025-12-14T02:52:19Z")
Under the sea Under the sea Darling it’s better Down where it’s wetter Take it from me Up on the shore they work all day Out in the sun they slave away While we devotin’ Full time to floatin’ Under the sea ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2025, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/1253 "2025-12-14T03:58:29Z")
Under the boardwalk Out of the sun Under the boardwalk We’ll be having some fun Under the boardwalk People walking above Under the boardwalk We’ll be making love Under the boardwalk, boardwalk ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2025, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/1254 "2025-12-14T04:48:19Z")
Rip it up, move down Rip it up, move it down to the ground Rip it up, cool down Rip it up, don’t hang me on the borderline Everybody have fun tonight Everybody have fun tonight Everybody Wang Chung tonight Everybody have fun tonight Everybody Wang Chung tonight Everybody have fun ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2025, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/1255 "2025-12-14T15:34:16Z")
Stir it up Little darling, stir it up (Come on, baby) Come on and stir it up (Ooh) Little darling, stir it up (Oh-oh) It’s been a long, long time, yeah! (Stir it, stir it, stir it together) Since I got you on my mind (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh) Oh-oh! Now you are here (Stir it, stir it, stir it together), I said It’s so clear To see what we could do baby (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh) Just me and you ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2025, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/1256 "2025-12-14T16:28:58Z")
Uh well dance all night and whirl your hair Ooh make the night cats stop and stare Dance all night, go to work Do the move with the quirky jerk Just shake it up, ooh-ooh ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2025, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/1257 "2025-12-15T03:20:34Z")
Hey, baby, things are swinging right Yes, I know that this is the night Well, let’s dance, well, let’s dance We’ll do the twist, the stomp, the mashed potato too Any old dance that you wanna do But let’s dance, well, let’s dance ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2025, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/1258 "2025-12-15T03:23:41Z")
Whoah You like them whether they are plain or they’re stuffed, oh yeah Better face the facts, it seems you can’t get enough You know, you’re gonna have to face it You’re addicted to spuds Your greasy hands, your salty lips Looks like you found the chips Your belly aches, your teeth grind Some tater tots would blow your mind ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2025, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/1259 "2025-12-15T04:30:29Z")
One more kiss Before we die Face to face And dream of flying Who are you? Who am I? Wind in wings Two angels falling To die like this With a last kiss It’s falsehood’s flame It’s a crying shame Face to face The passions breathe I hate to stay But then I hate to leave ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2025, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/1260 "2025-12-15T06:23:01Z")
From the rainbow to the sunset From the sunset to a star And we know we’ll soon have a friendly moon Show us where we are We can wear the eagle’s headdress We can sing the falcon’s song Make a calm survey of the Milky Way As we fly along We’ll soar through the dawn when the night is done And wave a “Hello” to the scarlet sun There’s nothing can equal the fancy fun of Flying, flying, flying! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396.md?page=62) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396.md?page=64)