# I’ve seen fire and I’ve seen rain 3

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**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [July 2, 2025, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396 "2025-07-02T12:26:16Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2026, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/1441 "2026-01-24T18:35:23Z")

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Oh and if you die fearin’ God  
And painfully employed  
You will not go to heaven,  
You’ll go to Champaign, Illinois

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2026, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/1442 "2026-01-25T17:15:05Z")

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Mother told me always to follow the golden rule  
And she said it’s really a sin to be mean and cruel  
So remember if you’re untrue  
Angels up in heaven are looking at you

You’ll never get to heaven if you break my heart  
so be very careful not to make us part  
You won’t get to heaven if you break my heart  
Oh no!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2026, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/1443 "2026-01-25T18:47:10Z")

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Ye watchers and ye holy ones,  
bright seraphs, cherubim, and thrones,  
raise the glad strain, Alleluia!  
Cry out, dominions, princedoms, powers,  
virtues, archangels, angels’ choirs:

Alleluia! Alleluia!  
Alleluia! Alleluia! Alleluia!

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2026, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/1444 "2026-01-25T22:45:35Z")

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O come, Desire of Nations, bind  
All peoples in one heart and mind  
Bid envy, strife, and quarrels cease  
Fill the whole world with Heaven’s peace

Rejoice! Rejoice! Emmanuel  
Shall come to thee, O Israel

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2026, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/1445 "2026-01-26T17:48:41Z")

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Get up in the morning, slaving for bread sir  
So that every mouth can be fed  
Poor me Israelite

My wife and my kids  
They packed up and leave me  
Darling, she said, I was yours to be seen  
Poor me Israelites

Shirt them a-tear up, trousers is gone  
I don’t want to end up like Bonnie and Clyde  
(Poor me Israelites) poor me Israelites

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2026, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/1446 "2026-01-28T18:02:39Z")

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I will not cease from mental fight  
Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand  
Till we have built Jerusalem  
In England’s green and pleasant land.

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2026, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/1447 "2026-01-28T18:56:33Z")

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Out of play:

That song always makes me laugh, because I think of Bashir and O’Brien singing it drink on _Deep Space Nine._

In play:

Ladies and gentlemen, your attention, please!  
In this corner, wearing white, from the City of the Big Shoulders,  
The number one contender, in a ten-round exhibition for your entertainment!  
So when the bell sounds, prepare yourselves for the main event!

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2026, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/1448 "2026-01-29T17:21:23Z")

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Meanwhile, far away in another part of town  
Rubin Carter and a couple of friends are drivin’ around  
Number one contender for the middleweight crown  
Had no idea what kinda shit was about to go down

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2026, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/1449 "2026-01-29T23:02:58Z")

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Time for some action, just a fraction of friction  
I got the clearance to run the interference  
Into your satellite, shinin’ a battle light  
Swing out the gat, and I know that will gat ya right  
Here’s an example, just a little sample  
How I could just kill a man

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2026, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/1450 "2026-01-29T23:26:51Z")

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You gotta fight for your right  
To PARTY!

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2026, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/1451 "2026-01-30T04:13:30Z")

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Who’s to blame when parties really get out of hand?  
Who’s to blame when they get poorly planned?

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2026, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/1452 "2026-01-30T04:22:17Z")

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Judy and Johnny just walked through the door  
Like a king with his queen  
Oh, what a birthday surprise  
Judy’s wearing his ring!

It’s my party, and I’ll cry if I want to  
Cry if I want to, cry if I want to  
You would cry too if it happened to you

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2026, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/1453 "2026-01-30T13:31:20Z")

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First we’ll pick Priscilla up and then we’ll stop for Jane  
And Mary Ellen needs a ride, we’re goin’ by her place

We’re goin’ to a party, our friends will all be there  
I got the directions, it’s across the river somewhere

We rang the top floor, bottom buzzer  
Top floor, bottom buzzer  
Top floor, bottom buzzer  
The middle won’t work  
Ring the one under

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2026, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/1454 "2026-01-30T14:26:11Z")

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Well Billy slammed on his coaster brakes and said anybody wanna go on up to Greasy Lake  
It’s about a mile down on the dark side of route eighty-eight  
I got a bottle of rose so let’s try it  
We’ll pick up Hazy Davy and Killer Joe and I’ll take you all out to where the gypsy angels go  
They’re built like light

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2026, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/1455 "2026-01-30T17:34:16Z")

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Splashing through the sandbar  
Talking by the campfire  
It’s the simple things in life like when and where  
We didn’t have no internet  
But man, I never will forget  
The way the moonlight shined upon her hair  
And we were trying different things  
And we were smoking funny things  
Making love out by the lake to our favorite song

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2026, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/1456 "2026-02-07T02:32:17Z")

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Who wants to break the news about Uncle Joe?  
You remember Uncle Joe?  
He was the one afraid to cut the cake  
Who wants to tell poor Aunt Sarah?  
Joe’s run off to Fire Lake  
Joe’s run off to Fire Lake

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2026, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/1457 "2026-02-07T02:55:31Z")

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Smoke!  
Smoke!  
Sign of the devil! Sign of the devil!  
City on fire!  
City on fire!  
_MISCHIEF! MISCHIEF!_

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2026, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/1458 "2026-02-07T15:39:30Z")

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Wearing her perfume, Chanel Number Five  
Got to be the finest girl alive  
Walks real cool catches everybody’s eye  
She got good lovin’, she can take it high  
Not too skinny and she’s not too fat  
She’s a real humdinger and I like it like that

She is the Devil in the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress  
She is the Devil in the blue dress on

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2026, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/1459 "2026-02-07T16:53:24Z")

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One fine night, they leave the pool hall  
Heading for the dance at the Arm’ry  
Libertine men and scarlet women, and ragtime, shameless music  
That’ll grab your son, your daughter with the arms of a jungle, animal instinct  
Mass-staria  
Friends, the idle brain is the devil’s playground

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2026, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-ve-seen-fire-and-i-ve-seen-rain-3/1020396/1460 "2026-02-07T18:58:22Z")

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They put a parking lot on a piece of land  
Where the supermarket used to stand  
Before that they put up a bowling alley  
On the site that used to be the local palais  
That’s where the big bands used to come and play  
My sister went there on a Saturday

Come dancing  
All her boyfriends used to come and call

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