Three A.M. on a Saturday
Toes touching on the couch as I sigh and say
“I’ve accepted my fate with you”
You smiled and you knew
That was your cue
Dinner with our feet up
Making love with just our socks on
And realizing that I missed ya
But if you called it tomorrow
I wouldn’t blame ya
Jesse, come home, there’s a hole in the bed
Where we slept, now it’s growing cold
Jesse, your face, in the place where we lay
By the hearth, all apart, it hangs on my heart
Jesse is a friend
Yeah, I know he’s been a good friend of mine
But lately something’s changed
That ain’t hard to define
Jesse’s got himself a girl
And I wanna make her mine
Oh, you’re the best friend that I ever had
Been with you such a long time
You’re my sunshine
And I want you to know
That my feelings are true
I really love you
(Ooh) Oh, you’re my best friend
If I were a rich man with a million or two
I’d live in a penthouse in a room with a view
(And if I were handsome) No way (It could happen)
(These dreams do come true)
(I wouldn’t have nothing if I didn’t have you)
I wish I was invisible
Intelligent or pretty
But I’m none of the above
No, I’m none of the above
You’re not invisible now
You just don’t exist
Your mother must be so proud
You sublimate yourself, granting us a wish
Primitive mirror on the wall
To fortify your grim resolve
Amid the glitz of a shopping mall
Another grain of indigent salt for the sea
Good night to these wretched forms
All them gray eyes on the subway
So long before you were born
You were always to be a dagger floating
Straight to their heart
Well, I’ve been searching, searching for so long
While thinking nothing, nothing could go wrong
And now I know
She has a built-in ability
To take everything she needs
And now it seems I’m falling, falling for her
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
She reaches in and grabs right hold of your heart
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
It takes control, and slowly tears you apart
When you don’t hear a word I say
As the talking goes, it’s a one-way flow
No fault, no blame
Has the memory gone? Are you feeling numb?
And have I become invisible?
Well I laid out in the afternoon I start to nappin’
You walk into the room with them jaws a-flappin’
You keep that motormouth moving morning, noon and night
You keep on talking, baby, make my hair turn white
You talk too much
I can’t believe the things that you say everyday
If you keep on talking, baby
You know you’re bound just to drive me away
Say up in Harlem at a table for two
There were four of us, me, your big feet and you
From your ankles up, I’d say you sure are sweet
From there down there’s just too much feet
Yes, your feet’s too big
Don’t want you 'cause your feet’s too big
Can’t use you 'cause your feet’s too big
I really hate you 'cause your feet’s too big
There’s a big dilemma
About my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah
There’s a big dilemma
About my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah
She used to knock me out
Until her face broke out
Oh, don’t you feel my leg, don’t you feel my leg
'Cos if you feel my leg, you’ll want to feel my thigh
Don’t you feel my thigh, you’ll wanna move up high
So don’t you feel my leg
No! What?! How can this be?!
I’ve never tried acid, shrooms, or DMT!
It’s a bad trip! Oy, gevalt!
Of course, Blitz, this would be your fault!
My lungs are filled with honesty
Will you promise me that you won’t judge?
(Yes, bitch)
Not trying to divulge too much
But I’m in too deep, so first of all
FUCK YOU!
(What?!)
This is just typical!
Well, two can play at this game of dismay
Cuz if you’re here causing frustration
I’m torturing you in your hallucination!
This is a big
Fuck you!
This is a big
Fuck you!
Come on!
Just stabbed somebody in the back
Just stabbed somebody in the back
Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me
Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me
You got me runnin’, you got me hidin’
You got me run, hide, hide, run, any way you want to let it roll
Yeah, yeah, yeah
You got me doin’ what you want me, now baby why you want to let go?
Oh, everybody look at me
I’m the greatest; it’s plain to see
That all you losers wish that you could be like me
But you can’t!
Cuz I’m a work of art
Yeah, I’m hot shit, so pretty and smart
Yeah, everybody take a look at me
Look at me me me, Moxxine!
Me me me, Moxxine!
Me me me me me me me me me
Me me me me me
Look at me, I’m as helpless as a kitten up a tree
And I feel like I’m clingin’ to a cloud
I can’t understand
I get misty just holding your hand
Oh, honey
It’s been such a long, long time
Looks like I’d get you off of my mind
But I can’t, just the thought of you (just the thought of you)
My love, my whole world turns misty blue (misty blue)