And I guess that’s why they call it the blues
Time on my hands could be time spent with you
It’s a good day, for Bobby Blue Bland
For the thrill isn’t gone, Magic Stand
Whatever it takes, I do what I can do
To bridge this river that flows from me to you
Our love is driftin’,
and it’s a good day for the blues
Know we both have our own little way
But somehow we keep it together
You hear me talk but you don’t hear what I say
I guess it don’t even matter
Blue morning, blue day
Won’t you see things my way?
Blue morning, can’t you see
What your love has done to me?
I’m gonna find me
A hole in the wall
I’m gonna crawl inside and die
‘Cause my lady, now
A mean ol’ woman, Lord
Never told me goodbye
Can’t you see, oh, can’t you see
What that woman, Lord, she been doin’ to me
Go on now go, walk out the door.
Just turn around now, cause you’re not welcome anymore.
Weren’t you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye?
You think I’d crumble? You think I’d lay down and die?
If you’ve had enough, don’t put up with his stuff
Don’t you do it
If you’ve had your fill, get the check, pay the bill
You can do it
Tell him to just get out
Nothing left to talk about
Pack his raincoat, show him out
Just look him in the eye and simply shoit
Enough is enough
Don’t come around here no more
Don’t come around here no more
Whatever you’re looking for
Hey! don’t come around here no more
I’ve given up, I’ve given up
I’ve given up on waiting any longer
I’ve given up, on this love getting stronger
So near, and so far away
We pass each other by but we don’t know what to say
It’s so clear; I’m sorry to say
But if you wanna win, you gotta learn how to play
Head games, always you and me, baby
Head games, and I can’t take it anymore
Head games, instead of making love, we play
Head games, oh
“The problem is all inside your head,” she said to me
“The answer is easy if you take it logically
I’d like to help you in your struggle to be free
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover”
She said, “It’s really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning won’t be lost or misconstrued
But I’ll repeat myself at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover”
Fifty ways to leave your lover
You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don’t need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don’t need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free
Hit the road, Jack, and don’t you come back
No more, no more, no more, no more
The kids couldn’t hurt Jack
They tried and tried and tried
They dropped things on his back
And lied and lied and lied and lied and lied
But they couldn’t stop Jack, or the waters lapping
And they couldn’t prevent Jack from feeling happy
I just got a post card of an unknown creature
Instantly I noticed its unusual features
It doesn’t look like anything I’ve ever seen
Looks sweet and friendly
I don’t think it could be mean
Jackalope, tell me where you hiding
hey, hey, hey
Jackalope, how come I can’t find you
hey, hey, hey
Death comes sweeping through the hallway, like a lady’s dress
Death comes driving down the highway, in its Sunday best
A fire of unknown origin took my baby away
A fire of unknown origin took my baby away
I’ve seen fire and I’ve seen rain*
I’ve seen sunny days that I thought would never end
I’ve seen lonely times when I could not find a friend
But I always thought that I’d see you again
*According to Board tradition, someone must post this in the original thread and every rollover thread at least once every five thousand posts
Oh, shit, there’s a bear!
Will you hand me that shotgun, buddy?
Also that chair?
We’re fighting a bear
Now your life’s in great danger
And you don’t even care
It’s rare to me, can’t you see
It’s rare to me, can’t you see
It’s rare to me; say a prayer for me
Cuz it’s rare with me and Tenacious D
I’ve seen all good people turn their heads each day so satisfied I’m on my way
I’ve seen all good people turn their heads each day so satisfied I’m on my way
Take a straight and stronger course to the corner of your life
Make the white queen run so fast she hasn’t got time to make you a wife
'Cause it’s time, it’s time in time with your time and it’s news is captured for the queen to use
Move me on to any black square
Use me anytime you want
Who really knows what future waits to be found?
Who really knows this world at all?
Riding the last train out of far away towns
Who needs a cause worth fighting for?
White Russians
Playing chess with your black heart
Beneath the stars
White Russians
Facing death to save their past
We come from the land of the ice and snow
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow
The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands
To fight the horde, singing and crying: Valhalla, I am coming!
On we sweep with threshing oar
Our only goal will be the western shore
They travel in the time of the prophets
On a desert highway straight to the heart of the sun
Like lovers and heroes, and the restless part of everyone
We’re only at home when we’re on the run
On the run
This here’s a story 'bout Billy Joe and Bobbie Sue
Two young lovers with nothing better to do
Than sit around the house, get high, and watch the tube
And here’s what happened when they decided to cut loose
They headed down to, ooh, old El Paso
That’s where they ran into a great big hassle
Billy Joe shot a man while robbing his castle
Bobbie Sue took the money and run
Hoo hoo hoo
Go on, take the money and run
Go on, take the money and run