If you’re havin’ trouble with the high school head
He’s givin’ you the blues
You want to graduate but not in his bed
Here’s what you gotta do
Pick up the phone, I’m always home
Call me anytime
Just ring 36, 24, 36, hey
I lead a life of crime
If you need a little lovin’
Call on me.
If you want a little huggin’
Call on me baby.
Oh I’ll be right here at home.
All you gotta do is pick up the telephone and dial now
6-3-4-5-7-8-9
6-3-4-5-7-8-9
865303
I’m not supposed to share that code with anybody
Mmm, but I’m a real bad boy, what can I say
When I two-factor authenticate
Sittin’ in the movie show
Thinkin’ nasty thoughts
Better be a gentleman or you’ll turn me off
That’s right, lemme tell it
Nasty, nasty boys, don’t mean a thing
Oh, you nasty boys
Nasty, nasty boys, don’t ever change, huh
Oh, you nasty boys
Sittin’ thinkin’ sinkin’ drinkin’
Wond’ring what I’ll do when I’m through tonight
Smokin’ mopin’ maybe just hopin’
Some little girl will pass on by
Don’t wanna be alone
But I love my girl at home
I don’t give a damn what anyone thinks
I stay out all night, and I smoke and I drink
I’m a wanted man, and I’m blowing town
Don’t waste your time trying to hunt me down
The cops are saying I belong behind bars
And I’m guilty (guilty) I’m guilty as charged
Maybe the sun’s light will be dim
And it won’t matter anyhow
If morning’s echo says we’ve sinned
Well, it was what I wanted now
And if we’re victims of the night
I won’t be blinded by the light
Just call me angel of the morning, angel
Just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby
Just call me angel of the morning, angel
Then slowly turn away
I won’t beg you to stay with me
I know I wanted to be free
Yeah, baby, this is how we wanted it to be
But if you see me walking by
And the tears are in my eyes
Look away, baby, look away
And if we meet on the street someday
And I don’t know what to say
Look away, baby, look away
Don’t look at me
I don’t want you to see me this way
So many days you passed me by
See the tears standin’ in my eyes
You didn’t stop to make me feel better
By leavin’ me a card or a letter
Mr. Postman (Mr. Postman, look and see)
Oh, yeah (if there’s a letter in your bag for me)
Please, please, Mr. Postman (why’s it takin’ such a long time?)
Why don’t you check it and see one more time for me?
Now most every morning
I stare out the window
I think about where you might be
I’ve written you letters that I’d like to If you would just send one to me
When I walked through the door
My wife she lay upon the floor
And with tears her eyes were sore
I did not know why
Then I looked into her hand
And I saw the telegram
Said that I was a brave, brave man
But that I was dead
I’m drinking heartbreak motor oil and Bombay gin
I’ll sleep when I’m dead
Straight from the bottle, twisted again
I’ll sleep when I’m dead, alright
The grand old painter died last night
His paintings on the wall
Before he went he bade us well
And said goodnight to us all
Drink to me, drink to my health
You know I can’t drink any more
Drink to me, drink to my health
You know I can’t drink any more
Starry, starry night
Paint your palette blue and gray
Look out on a summer’s day
With eyes that know the darkness in my soul
Shadows on the hills
Sketch the trees and the daffodils
Catch the breeze and the winter chills
In colors on the snowy linen land
Now I understand
What you tried to say to me
And how you suffered for your sanity
And how you tried to set them free
Well, if you can’t dig me, you can’t dig nothin’
Do you want the real thing, or are you just talkin’?
Do you understand?
I’m your garbageman
Yeah, now it’s up from the garage and down the driveway
Now get outta your mind or get outta my way
Now do you understand?
Do you understand?
Oh, I’m the friendly stranger in the black sedan
Won’t you hop inside my car?
I’ve got pictures, I’ve got candy, I’m a lovable man
And I can take you to the nearest Star
I’m your vehicle, baby
I’ll take you anywhere you wanna go
I’m your vehicle, darling
By now, I’m sure you know
That I love ya (love ya)
I need ya (need ya)
I want ya, got to have you, child
Great God in Heaven, you know I love you
(A very creepy song.)
In the summertime, when the weather is high
You can stretch right up and touch the sky
When the weather’s fine
You got women, you got women on your mind
Have a drink, have a drive, go out and see what you can find
All the leaves are brown (all the leaves are brown)
And the sky is gray (and the sky is gray)
I’ve been for a walk (I’ve been for a walk)
On a winter’s day (on a winter’s day)
I’d be safe and warm (I’d be safe and warm)
If I was in LA (if I was in LA)
Asked a girl what she wanted to be
She said, “Baby, can’t you see?
I wanna be famous, a star of the screen
But you can do something in between”
“Baby, you can drive my car
Yes, I’m gonna be a star
Baby, you can drive my car
And maybe I’ll love you”
They’re gonna put me in the movies
They’re gonna make a big star out of me
We’ll make a film about a man that’s sad and lonely
And all I gotta do is act naturally