Mirror, mirror on the wall
The face you’ve shown me scares me so
I thought that I could call your bluff
But now the lines are clear enough
Life’s not pretty even though
I’ve tried so hard to make it so
Mornings are such cold distress
How did I ever get into this mess
You don’t tug on Superman’s cape
You don’t spit into the wind
You don’t pull the mask off that old lone ranger
And you don’t mess around with Jim
Next, must you execute this little wretch
Pat yourself on the back, close the case?
Let this imp take the blame
Take the fame, let his name
Light a fire in the hearts of his race?
Why, it’s more than I can bear!
I must make all of Hell aware - FUCK IT!
I am the Mastermind, the hand that pulls the strings!
No simple imp of mine could master the disaster
Oh, it stings that you thought you had caught the schemer
Of the schemes I wrought!
I confess!
It was me, and I have no regrets…
I’m sorry, so sorry
That I was such a fool
I’m sorry if I took some things for granted
I’m sorry for the chains I put on you
But more than anything else
I’m sorry for myself
For living without you
I can make the runner stumble
I can make the final block
And I can make every tackle at the sound of a whistle
I can make all the stadiums rock
I can make tonight forever
Or I can make it disappear by the dawn
And I can make you every promise that has ever been made
I can make all your demons be gone
But I’m never gonna make it without you
Do you really wanna see me crawl?
And I’m never gonna make it like you do
Making love out of nothing at all
I don’t have to go by plane
I ain’t gotta go by car
I don’t care just where my darling is
People I just don’t care how far
I’m gonna crawl
You can jump on a speedy boat
Climb a tree and swing rope to rope
Get a sled and climb downslope
Into these arms of mine
You can climb a mountain
You can swim the sea
You can jump into the fire
But you’ll never be free
You can shake me up
Or I can bring you down
I can fly like a bird in the sky
Hey, and I can buy anything that money can buy
Oh, I can turn a river into a raging fire
I can live forever if I so desire
Unimportant are all the things I can do
'Cause I can’t get next to you
Yeah
She tears you down, darling
Says you’re nothing at all (nothing at all)
But I’ll pick you up, darling (pick you up when you fall, fall, fall)
When she lets you fall
You’re like a diamond (shining)
But she treats you like glass
Yet you beg her to love you
But me you don’t ask
Diamonds are forever
Sparkling around my little finger
And like men, the diamonds linger
Men are mere mortals who are not
Worth going to your grave for
Tiffany’s
Cartier
Black Starr
Frost Gorham
Talk to me Harry Winston
Tell me all about it
There may come a time
When a lass needs a lawyer
But diamonds are a girl’s best friend
I see you, the only one who knew me
But now your eyes see through me
I guess I was wrong
So what now? It’s plain to see we’re over
But I hate when things are over
With so much that’s left undone
And I say, "What about Breakfast at Tiffany’s?"
You say, "I think I remember the film and
“As I recall, I think we both kinda liked it”
And I say, “Well, that’s one thing we got”
They say our love won’t pay the rent
Before it’s earned, our money’s all been spent
I guess that’s so, we don’t have a plot
But at least I’m sure of all the things we got
I gotcha
Uh-huh, uh
You thought I didn’t see you now, didn’t ya, uh
Uh-huh, uh
You tried to sneak by me now, didn’t ya? He-he-he-he
Uh-huh, uh
Now give me what you promised me, give it here
Come on
You were once my one companion
You were all that mattered
You were once a friend and father
Then my world was shattered
Don’t you know the crime rate’s going up, up, up, up, up (shadoobie, shattered)
To live in this town, you must be tough, tough, tough, tough, tough, tough, tough (shadoobie, shattered, shadoobie, shattered, shattered)
You got rats on the west side, bed bugs uptown (shadoobie, shattered)
What a mess, this town’s in tatters, I’ve been shattered (shadoobie, shattered)
My brain’s been battered, splattered all over Manhattan (shadoobie, shattered)
Shadoobie, shattered, shattered
Shadoobie, shattered
Shadoobie, shattered
Shadoobie, shattered
(And soon you’ve got)
Black helicopters comin’ cross the border
Puppet masters for the New World Order
Be aware: There’s always someone that’s watching you
And still the government won’t admit they faked the whole moon landing
Thought control rays, psychotronic scanning
Don’t mind that, I’m protected cause I made this hat
From aluminum foil (Foil)
Wear a hat that’s foil lined
In case an alien’s inclined
To probe your butt or read your mind
Looks a bit peculiar ('culiar)
Seems a little crazy
But someday I’ll prove (I’ll prove, I’ll prove, I’ll prove)
There’s a big conspiracy
I always feel like
Somebody’s watching me!
And I get no privacy