# I wanna pit about large subset of women race!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wanna-pit-about-large-subset-of-women-race/323824>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 28, 2005, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wanna-pit-about-large-subset-of-women-race/323824 "2005-09-28T09:17:11Z")\
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**Author:** ![Globetrotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a9a28c/32.png) [@Globetrotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globetrotter)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wanna-pit-about-large-subset-of-women-race/323824/1 "2005-09-28T09:17:11Z")

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I pit all these lovely inncoent sweet looking girls who give hopes to the guys and say they love you with all their heart and wouldn’t do anything to betray the trust. Next thing you know they are either fucking some other guy or getting enaged to some rich bloke …what the hell…why do you have to go and break some inncoent guy’s heart?

Are you fricking get off seeing somebody’s miserability?

Dont ya say its a lame pit…only the guys who go through this shit would know how this feels…

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**Author:** ![Siege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Siege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siege)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wanna-pit-about-large-subset-of-women-race/323824/2 "2005-09-28T09:26:32Z")

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And men never break women’s hearts or dump them for someone better looking? It goes both ways, bub. By the way, one thing the women around here find attractive is good grammar, and we are most assuredly _not_ the “women race”!

CJ

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 9:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wanna-pit-about-large-subset-of-women-race/323824/3 "2005-09-28T09:43:04Z")

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> [@Globetrotter](#):
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> I pit all these lovely inncoent sweet looking girls who give hopes to the guys and say they love you with all their heart and wouldn’t do anything to betray the trust. Next thing you know they are either fucking some other guy or getting enaged to some rich bloke …what the hell…why do you have to go and break some inncoent guy’s heart?

Females that do this are not lovely and innocent; look at it this way: you dodged a bullet.

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**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 9:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wanna-pit-about-large-subset-of-women-race/323824/4 "2005-09-28T09:49:11Z")

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Kicked to the curb, huh? Cheer up and click on the link below: **How To Flirt With Girls**.

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**Author:** ![Silentgoldfish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e36b37/32.png) [@Silentgoldfish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silentgoldfish)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 9:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wanna-pit-about-large-subset-of-women-race/323824/5 "2005-09-28T09:58:26Z")

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Inncoent. Sounds like some sort of bowel disorder. I think I’ve discovered your problem!

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**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 9:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wanna-pit-about-large-subset-of-women-race/323824/6 "2005-09-28T09:59:13Z")

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It’s a lame pit. 😃

Look, dude, everybody has been _scorned_ at one time or another in their lives. There’s no stereotype of who is going to do it to you, or who it is going to be done to.

You’ve got a bitch against a particular someone who wronged you? Go for it, with a vengeance, but don’t malign half of the human population in the process.  
🙂

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**Author:** ![SleepyDuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@SleepyDuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SleepyDuck)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 9:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wanna-pit-about-large-subset-of-women-race/323824/7 "2005-09-28T09:59:43Z")

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> [@Globetrotter](#):
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> I pit all these lovely inncoent sweet looking girls who give hopes to the guys and say they love you with all their heart and wouldn’t do anything to betray the trust. Next thing you know they are either fucking some other guy or getting enaged to some rich bloke …what the hell…why do you have to go and break some inncoent guy’s heart?
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> Are you fricking get off seeing somebody’s miserability?
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> Dont ya say its a lame pit…only the guys who go through this shit would know how this feels…

Spluh. Pit away, brother. Get it out of your system. It’s all part of the healing process.

Just make sure you learn something from the experience. **Always learn something**

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wanna-pit-about-large-subset-of-women-race/323824/8 "2005-09-28T11:02:37Z")

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Get yourself down to the Gas-n-Sip, my brother.  
[say anything pals]  
JOE: Lloyd, man, no babe is worth it. Yo, hang with us man. We’ll teach you Bibles full of truth.  
DENNY: Man, all you gotta do is find a girl that looks just like her, nail her, and then dump her, man. Get her off your mind.  
MARK: Your only mistake is that you didnt dump her first. Diane Court is a show pony. You need a stallion, my friend. Walk with us, and you walk tall.  
LUKE: Bitches, man.  
[/say anything pals]

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**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wanna-pit-about-large-subset-of-women-race/323824/9 "2005-09-28T11:36:33Z")

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I have two exes. I was engaged to them both. They both cheated on me while I remained loyal at home.

Damn the large subset of the male race! Why did they have to pick on innocent women? :rolleyes:

Third one was a keeper, though, I married him. He’s a happy little castrato.

Live, learn, grow ever wiser. Sorry you got burned, it does sucketh the big dicketh. Hope your pain is short-lived.

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**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wanna-pit-about-large-subset-of-women-race/323824/10 "2005-09-28T12:19:03Z")

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> [@Anastasaeon](#):
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> it does sucketh the big dicketh.

Oh, Sweet Jesus, the ad just changed to a Black dating site! 😃

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**Author:** ![Who\_me\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/958977/32.png) [@Who\_me\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Who_me_1)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wanna-pit-about-large-subset-of-women-race/323824/11 "2005-09-28T12:27:43Z")

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> [@Globetrotter](#):
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> I pit all these lovely inncoent sweet looking girls who give hopes to the guys and say they love you with all their heart and wouldn’t do anything to betray the trust. Next thing you know they are either fucking some other guy or getting enaged to some rich bloke …what the hell…why do you have to go and break some inncoent guy’s heart?
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> Are you fricking get off seeing somebody’s miserability?
> 
> Dont ya say its a lame pit…only the guys who go through this shit would know how this feels…

I think women have a tendancy to leave guys who seem to make up words and phrases as they go along…  
What the hell is miserability?

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**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wanna-pit-about-large-subset-of-women-race/323824/12 "2005-09-28T12:37:34Z")

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> [@WhyNot](#):
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> Oh, Sweet Jesus, the ad just changed to a Black dating site! 😃

_Score_!

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**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wanna-pit-about-large-subset-of-women-race/323824/13 "2005-09-28T12:39:53Z")

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> [@Siege](#):
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> By the way, one thing the women around here find attractive is good grammar, and we are most assuredly _not_ the “women race”!
> 
> CJ

I thought you were the “master race.”  
Sir.

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**Author:** ![Epimetheus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c4cdca/32.png) [@Epimetheus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Epimetheus)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wanna-pit-about-large-subset-of-women-race/323824/14 "2005-09-28T12:40:13Z")

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> [@WhyNot](#):
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> Oh, Sweet Jesus, the ad just changed to a Black dating site! 😃

Funny, mine gives a link to “christian dating sites.”

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wanna-pit-about-large-subset-of-women-race/323824/15 "2005-09-28T12:43:53Z")

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Ha! Now one of them’s “Dating tips for men”! 😃

I foresee a phase where all sorts of threads get derailed into hysterical giggles over the ads.

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**Author:** ![guizot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guizot/32/3636_2.png) [@guizot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/guizot)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wanna-pit-about-large-subset-of-women-race/323824/16 "2005-09-28T12:57:32Z")

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> [@WhyNot](#):
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> Oh, Sweet Jesus, the ad just changed to a Black dating site! 😃

I get “Girl’s Slumber Party–A night of giggles & glamour Slumber Party in a box.” OP take note.

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**Author:** ![look\_ninjas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b2d939/32.png) [@look\_ninjas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/look_ninjas)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wanna-pit-about-large-subset-of-women-race/323824/17 "2005-09-28T13:29:13Z")

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I’ve got “Banks’ Big and Tall Menswear.” Heh heh.

Seriously, **Globetrotter** , you’ll be lucky if this devolves into one large joke about the ads. Because what you’re pitting isn’t male behavior or female behavior. It’s human behavior. All of us do it. And when you make it sound like women are the only half of the species evil and conniving enough to ever dump anyone… Well, we women tend to get a bit annoyed. Breaking up sucks, and you have my condolences. But try to get the vitriol out of your system without blaming all women for the faults of one.

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**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wanna-pit-about-large-subset-of-women-race/323824/18 "2005-09-28T13:46:13Z")

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> [@Who\_me?](#):
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> What the hell is miserability?

Miserability:_n._ the ability to miser. Synonyms: cheapskate, hoarder, er, um…miser. Also used as slang by the rare SDMB poster to indicate supreme sadness and bitterness towards the female gender. Archaic. From the Old French. See “Les Miserables”.

😃

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**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wanna-pit-about-large-subset-of-women-race/323824/19 "2005-09-28T13:48:47Z")

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> [@look!ninjas](#):
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> But try to get the vitriol out of your system without blaming all women for the faults of one.

Or even the faults of _every_ woman he knows.

Because there are billions of us he doesn’t know. Billions.

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**Author:** ![Siege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Siege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siege)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wanna-pit-about-large-subset-of-women-race/323824/20 "2005-09-28T13:50:02Z")

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> [@Wolfian](#):
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> > [@Siege](#):
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> > By the way, one thing the women around here find attractive is good grammar, and we are most assuredly not the “women race”!
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> > CJ
> 
> I thought you were the “master race.”
> 
> Sir.

British Accent on:  
That’s “Mistress” to you, sir!  
British Accent off:  
😉

CJ

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