# I wanna replace Wes Borland... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 18, 2001, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wanna-replace-wes-borland/88155 "2001-10-18T04:25:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 4\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Diesel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6bbea6/32.png) [@Diesel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diesel)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2001, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wanna-replace-wes-borland/88155/1 "2001-10-18T04:25:14Z")
…Limp Bizkit’s former guitarist (he quit sometime last week). Anyway, they’re going from town to town auditioning guitarists. I’ve only been playing for about 5 1/2 months and I mostly just play power chords… I got a pretty good shot, right? ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2001, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wanna-replace-wes-borland/88155/2 "2001-10-18T04:26:23Z")
With any luck the rest of the band will break up now. ---
**Author:** ![Reeder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Reeder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeder)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2001, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wanna-replace-wes-borland/88155/3 "2001-10-18T04:31:52Z")
Airman… If there is a God… ---
**Author:** ![Diesel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6bbea6/32.png) [@Diesel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diesel)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2001, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wanna-replace-wes-borland/88155/4 "2001-10-18T04:33:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Airman Doors, USAF \* > \*\*With any luck the rest of the band will break up now. \*\* Here’s hopin’. But it would be nice to use their last two minutes of fame to my advantage. I’d like to see if I could possibly be more obnoxious than Fred Durst. I wonder how much it would take to be the “bad boy” of Limp Bizkit… ::strokes chin and fades to dream sequence::