# I want a girl with a mind like a diamond... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 2, 2002, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-a-girl-with-a-mind-like-a-diamond/101341 "2002-04-02T05:00:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-a-girl-with-a-mind-like-a-diamond/101341/1 "2002-04-02T05:00:44Z")
I want a girl who knows what’s best. Everybody sing! ---
**Author:** ![Mysphyt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Mysphyt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mysphyt)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-a-girl-with-a-mind-like-a-diamond/101341/2 "2002-04-02T05:03:38Z")
Naw. _My_ girl has shoes that cut and eyes that burn like cigarettes. ---
**Author:** ![jazzmine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jazzmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jazzmine)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-a-girl-with-a-mind-like-a-diamond/101341/3 "2002-04-02T06:47:28Z")
I want a girl with the right allocations Who is fast and thorough and sharp as a tack ---
**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-a-girl-with-a-mind-like-a-diamond/101341/4 "2002-04-02T07:32:29Z")
At City Bank we will meet accidently. We’ll start to talk when she borrows my pen. ---
**Author:** ![istara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e79b87/32.png) [@istara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/istara)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-a-girl-with-a-mind-like-a-diamond/101341/5 "2002-04-02T08:18:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by LindyHopper \* > \*\*I want a girl with a mind like a diamond… \*\* “Sharp and pure” I was thinking. I didn’t realise it was a song. ---
**Author:** ![robinc308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@robinc308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robinc308)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-a-girl-with-a-mind-like-a-diamond/101341/6 "2002-04-02T08:27:28Z")
She’s playing with her jewelry She’s putting up her hair ---
**Author:** ![Jervoise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d2c977/32.png) [@Jervoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jervoise)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 9:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-a-girl-with-a-mind-like-a-diamond/101341/7 "2002-04-02T09:13:26Z")
She’s touring the facility And picking up slack I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnng jacket… ---
**Author:** ![Lucki\_Chaarms](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de0a6/32.png) [@Lucki\_Chaarms](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucki_Chaarms)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-a-girl-with-a-mind-like-a-diamond/101341/8 "2002-04-02T13:20:54Z")
This post is a horn solo. LC ---
**Author:** ![drewbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drewbert/32/15890_2.png) [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-a-girl-with-a-mind-like-a-diamond/101341/9 "2002-04-02T13:35:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by istara \* > \*\* > “Sharp and pure” I was thinking. I didn’t realise it was a song. \*\* Well, that’s better than what I thought - “the hardest substance on earth?” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![sidle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee59a6/32.png) [@sidle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sidle)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-a-girl-with-a-mind-like-a-diamond/101341/10 "2002-04-02T15:32:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by drewbert \* > \*\* > Well, that’s better than what I thought - “the hardest substance on earth?” 😃 \*\* Outrageously inflated, exploiting and bloodying the poor masses? :eek: …now…back to your regularly scheduled programming… (does the one legged running man while singing) "nah nah nah nah NAH nah, nah nah nah nah NAAAAAAAH nah…" ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-a-girl-with-a-mind-like-a-diamond/101341/11 "2002-04-02T15:55:03Z")
I want a girl with the smooth liquidation I want a girl with good dividends ---
**Author:** ![caveman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/caveman/32/7242_2.png) [@caveman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/caveman)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-a-girl-with-a-mind-like-a-diamond/101341/12 "2002-04-02T16:33:17Z")
With fingernails that shine like JUSTICE… (they’re coming to town with STP! Gotta win me some ticklets…) ---
**Author:** ![Judith\_Prietht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b19c9b/32.png) [@Judith\_Prietht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Judith_Prietht)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-a-girl-with-a-mind-like-a-diamond/101341/13 "2002-04-02T16:45:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lucki Chaarms \* > \*\*This post is a horn solo. > > LC \*\* And this one is a Vibra Slap. ---
**Author:** ![jazzmine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jazzmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jazzmine)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-a-girl-with-a-mind-like-a-diamond/101341/14 "2002-04-02T17:37:32Z")
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass. She is fast, thorough and sharp as a tack. _thinking it’s a little hard to follow this song with the lyrics all out of order_ ---
**Author:** ![mrblue92](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@mrblue92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrblue92)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-a-girl-with-a-mind-like-a-diamond/101341/15 "2002-04-02T18:04:47Z")
You want at girl with a mine, like a diamond? _d&r_ ---
**Author:** ![eunoia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eunoia/32/97_2.png) [@eunoia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eunoia)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-a-girl-with-a-mind-like-a-diamond/101341/16 "2002-04-02T18:18:47Z")
…who uses a machete to cut through red tape… …she’s changing her name from Kitty to Karen… oh baby. ---
**Author:** ![Robb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a183cd/32.png) [@Robb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robb)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-a-girl-with-a-mind-like-a-diamond/101341/17 "2002-04-02T18:27:55Z")
Reluctantly crouched at the starting line Engines pumping and thumping in time :: thump, thump:: The CD player is on the fritz again. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-a-girl-with-a-mind-like-a-diamond/101341/18 "2002-04-02T18:33:54Z")
Engines pumping and thumping in time, the green light flashes the flags go up, churning and burning they yearn for the cup. They deftly manuver and muscle for rank… ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-a-girl-with-a-mind-like-a-diamond/101341/19 "2002-04-02T21:09:33Z")
OK, I can switch… Fuel burning fast on an empty tank. Reckless and wild, they pour through the turns; their prowess is potent and secretly stern. ---
**Author:** ![jazzmine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jazzmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jazzmine)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-a-girl-with-a-mind-like-a-diamond/101341/20 "2002-04-02T21:39:53Z")
As they speed through the finish, the flags go down The fans get up and they get out of town [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-a-girl-with-a-mind-like-a-diamond/101341.md?page=2)