# I want a girl with a mind like a diamond...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-a-girl-with-a-mind-like-a-diamond/101341>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 2, 2002, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-a-girl-with-a-mind-like-a-diamond/101341 "2002-04-02T05:00:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![Jervoise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d2c977/32.png) [@Jervoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jervoise)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2002, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-a-girl-with-a-mind-like-a-diamond/101341/21 "2002-04-03T01:12:31Z")

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The arena is empty except for one man  
Still driving and striving as fast as he can

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2002, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-a-girl-with-a-mind-like-a-diamond/101341/22 "2002-04-03T01:22:51Z")

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The sun has gone down and the moon has come up  
Not long ago somebody left with the cup

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**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2002, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-a-girl-with-a-mind-like-a-diamond/101341/23 "2002-04-03T04:46:24Z")

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But he’s driving and striving and hugging the turns

And thinking of someone for whom he still burns…

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**Author:** ![Jervoise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d2c977/32.png) [@Jervoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jervoise)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2002, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-a-girl-with-a-mind-like-a-diamond/101341/24 "2002-04-03T05:21:28Z")

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He’s going the distance!  
He’s going for… speed

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**Author:** ![Mysphyt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Mysphyt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mysphyt)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2002, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-a-girl-with-a-mind-like-a-diamond/101341/25 "2002-04-03T05:50:37Z")

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She’s all alone . . . all alone in her time of need,  
because he’s racing

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**Author:** ![ElwoodCuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/edb3f5/32.png) [@ElwoodCuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElwoodCuse)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2002, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-a-girl-with-a-mind-like-a-diamond/101341/26 "2002-04-03T07:20:50Z")

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Anyone here play Gran Turismo 3? I totally wanted “The Distance” to be the opening theme song. That would look awesome.

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**Author:** ![RTA](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b4bc9f/32.png) [@RTA](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTA)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2002, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-a-girl-with-a-mind-like-a-diamond/101341/27 "2002-04-03T13:58:13Z")

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Don’t think I’ve heard that one.

For a minute I thought this was a regional variant of the “I like my coffee like I like my women” game (i.e. “I like my coffee like I like my women - cold and bitter”).

I’ll still play, though: “I want a girl with a mind like a diamond - tiny, expensive, and fresh from the killing fields of Africa.”

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**Author:** ![sidle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee59a6/32.png) [@sidle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sidle)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2002, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-a-girl-with-a-mind-like-a-diamond/101341/28 "2002-04-03T15:45:33Z")

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> \*Originally posted by ElwoodCuse \*  
> \*\*Anyone here play Gran Turismo 3? I totally wanted “The Distance” to be the opening theme song. That would look awesome. \*\*

Oh I think that would’ve sounded awesome!  
I LOVE Gran Turismo, although I suck. Well, I am a newbie at it.  
And, I’m a chick!😛

Now, back to the music

(still doing the one-legged running man)

“…and a LOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNGGGG jacket!”

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**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2002, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-a-girl-with-a-mind-like-a-diamond/101341/29 "2002-04-03T17:13:24Z")

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“like a diamond…”

Expensive & low resale value?  
I like a woman like my car, fast & easy to control.

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**Author:** ![EasyPhil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e47c2d/32.png) [@EasyPhil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EasyPhil)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2002, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-a-girl-with-a-mind-like-a-diamond/101341/30 "2002-04-03T17:42:07Z")

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I want a girl that’s nimble, tight in the curves,  
I’d ride her everday if only I had the nerve

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**Author:** ![caveman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/caveman/32/7242_2.png) [@caveman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/caveman)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2002, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-a-girl-with-a-mind-like-a-diamond/101341/31 "2002-04-03T20:50:28Z")

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We know of an ancient radiation

and healthy breasts that bounce on

a bedspread or a quilt…

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