# I want laser beams to shoot from my eyes!

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 31, 2004, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-laser-beams-to-shoot-from-my-eyes/282380 "2004-12-31T04:58:48Z")\
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**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2005, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-laser-beams-to-shoot-from-my-eyes/282380/32 "2005-01-01T05:59:37Z")

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I only want a simple thing…the absolute control of life and death over all of Earth.

And to be able to curl up and go to sleep instantly, whenever I felt like it, like a cat.

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