# I want my Nude Twister **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 11, 2000, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-my-nude-twister/25186 "2000-07-11T06:44:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![pLt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/eb9ed0/32.png) [@pLt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pLt)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2000, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-my-nude-twister/25186/1 "2000-07-11T06:44:24Z")
woohoo … 100 posts. _phew_ it was hard work. Congratulations me! yay me! go team! who’s your plt … ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2000, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-my-nude-twister/25186/2 "2000-07-11T07:00:15Z")
Congratulations. Now have you vacuumed yet? If we’re having guests over… ---
**Author:** ![Brunetter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/839c29/32.png) [@Brunetter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brunetter)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2000, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-my-nude-twister/25186/3 "2000-07-11T07:01:00Z")
I brought the jello and the crisco… What’s that? you don’t know what the crisco’s for? Well I’ve come to the right place then, just let me show you… (I love a party!) ---
**Author:** ![pLt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/eb9ed0/32.png) [@pLt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pLt)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2000, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-my-nude-twister/25186/4 "2000-07-11T07:06:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dpr \* > \*\*Congratulations. > > Now have you vacuumed yet? If we’re having guests over… \*\* erm no … i’ve been too busy trying to get to 100 posts 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Talkinsquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f6c823/32.png) [@Talkinsquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talkinsquirrel)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2000, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-my-nude-twister/25186/5 "2000-07-11T08:21:14Z")
100 post party? that is like sooo 181 poasts ago. Now a 300 post party thats where the real funis at. With bikini girls and a keg and a pool and damn it i want my party now! ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2000, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-my-nude-twister/25186/6 "2000-07-11T15:35:45Z")
I just posted a weird question for my 100th. I’m saving up for the big blowout at 1000–probably later this year, given the level of my addiction. I am, however, _always_ ready to help someone else celebrate. Especially since Brunetter is already here with the jello and Crisco! ---
**Author:** ![Lazarus7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/67e7ee/32.png) [@Lazarus7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lazarus7)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-my-nude-twister/25186/7 "2000-07-13T04:52:21Z")
odd that my wife would go to a naked twister party and not tell me … guess that should tell me something about the size of my bum or something! _chuckle_ ---
**Author:** ![Quadzilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/a4c791/32.png) [@Quadzilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quadzilla)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-my-nude-twister/25186/8 "2000-07-13T04:57:51Z")
pLt - from one new 100-poster to another: CONGRATS! 😃 Here, have a drink : o 0 o \_/ Where are Dave Letterman’s “Stupid ASCII Tricks” when you really need them?? ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-my-nude-twister/25186/9 "2000-07-13T05:13:26Z")
Congrats. Now where’s my drink? ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-my-nude-twister/25186/10 "2000-07-13T05:28:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Talkinsquirrel \* > \*\*100 post party? that is like sooo 181 poasts ago. Now a 300 post party thats where the real funis at. With bikini girls and a keg and a pool and damn it i want my party now! \*\* Listen here squirrelboy, _every_ post party has a keg! Don’t make me take you to the parking lot! CoNgRaTs, pLt! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![vandal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/858c86/32.png) [@vandal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vandal)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-my-nude-twister/25186/11 "2000-07-13T06:21:51Z")
Wow, and you’ve already managed to post 33 more times since this thread’s inception 24 hours ago. Way to go. ---
**Author:** ![JBurton99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ea5d25/32.png) [@JBurton99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBurton99)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-my-nude-twister/25186/12 "2000-07-13T06:33:29Z")
Hey there, Congrat’s on 100. At the rate you are posting, you’ll have 1000 in no time. :: sets up a lawn chair, pops open a beer :: Ok, where are the Strippers?!? ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-my-nude-twister/25186/13 "2000-07-13T13:33:20Z")
Hey, what’s teh accepted practice here? Do you throw your own post party, or should someone else honor you by throwing it? Of course, you can throw a Thursday 0930 party if you feel like it… ---
**Author:** ![Guy\_Incognito](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guy_incognito/32/3920_2.png) [@Guy\_Incognito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guy_Incognito)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-my-nude-twister/25186/14 "2000-07-13T13:54:11Z")
Those category 5’s pelt my sensitive skin with too much debris… ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-my-nude-twister/25186/15 "2000-07-13T13:56:56Z")
100 posts? Awwww, they’re so cute at that age. Actually, pLt I really thought you had a lot more posts than that. I think that’s a good thing. ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-my-nude-twister/25186/16 "2000-07-13T13:58:26Z")
Somebody call for a stripper? _looks nervously around while everyone just stares_ ---
**Author:** ![JimmyNipples](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb9ed0/32.png) [@JimmyNipples](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimmyNipples)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-my-nude-twister/25186/17 "2000-07-13T15:23:07Z")
Ok…left elbow…red dot. Got it. Spin Right testicle, green dot. Spin knob, blue dot. ouch Spin Both nipples, red dot. My spleen just feel out ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-my-nude-twister/25186/18 "2000-07-13T16:39:35Z")
Lazarus7 said: “odd that my wife would go to a naked twister party and not tell me … guess that should tell me something about the size of my bum or something! _chuckle_” Or something, laz . . . maybe she’s hinting to you at what she’d like to do later . . . ::ducking hockey pucks and snowballs being thrown by both brunetter and lazarus:: ---
**Author:** ![pLt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/eb9ed0/32.png) [@pLt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pLt)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-my-nude-twister/25186/19 "2000-07-20T01:00:35Z")
WOOHOO 200 Posts! ---
**Author:** ![pLt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/eb9ed0/32.png) [@pLt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pLt)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-my-nude-twister/25186/20 "2000-08-10T00:58:31Z")
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