# I want smashie!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 11, 2002, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-smashie/97495 "2002-03-11T04:48:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-smashie/97495/1 "2002-03-11T04:48:41Z")
I want the little mallet wielding emoticon! Can we get him? ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-smashie/97495/2 "2002-03-11T05:05:03Z")
C’mere, kid, I’ll give ya a smashie… Esprix ---
**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-smashie/97495/3 "2002-03-11T05:30:45Z")
_ **NO!** _ Er…I mean I oppose the idea. ---
**Author:** ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-smashie/97495/4 "2002-03-11T05:33:06Z")
The name’s **bashie** and I want him, too. :bash::bash::bash ---
**Author:** ![abel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/2acd7d/32.png) [@abel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/abel)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-smashie/97495/5 "2002-03-11T05:35:41Z")
I’m with you on that, Astro… I miss the little guy already. However, _the rolling smiley_ ™ was annoying as anything I’ve ever seen on the internet, including Bonzi Buddy and X10 camera ads. ---
**Author:** ![mblackwell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5fc32e/32.png) [@mblackwell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mblackwell)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-smashie/97495/6 "2002-03-11T05:53:03Z")
I want the WTF smilie and the BS smilie as seen on this page: [http://www.fiero.nl/forum/smilies.html](http://www.fiero.nl/forum/smilies.html) Bonky is ok, too. ---
**Author:** ![BalmainBoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6a8cbe/32.png) [@BalmainBoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BalmainBoy)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-smashie/97495/7 "2002-03-11T05:56:37Z")
Yeah, Vote 1 Smashie… sounds like hickory-shafted something Old Tom Morris would pull out of his canvas bag on the 7th tee… ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-smashie/97495/8 "2002-03-11T06:15:09Z")
Smashie for president. That guy owns. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Bird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Little\_Bird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Bird)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-smashie/97495/9 "2002-03-11T06:20:36Z")
Hear Hear! Smashie was the man! ---
**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-smashie/97495/10 "2002-03-11T06:49:00Z")
Yep, I started a pit thread on the very subject! Sma-shie! Sma-shie! Sma-shie! ---
**Author:** ![Cazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cazzle/32/75_2.png) [@Cazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cazzle)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-smashie/97495/11 "2002-03-11T07:11:53Z")
Bring on the WTF smilie! That guy is cool. Great suggestion, **mblackwell** ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-smashie/97495/12 "2002-03-11T07:38:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mblackwell \* > \*\*I want the WTF smilie and the BS smilie as seen on this page: > [http://www.fiero.nl/forum/smilies.html](http://www.fiero.nl/forum/smilies.html) \*\* Those are great! And the little guy is Thor, weilding his mighty hammer, Mjölnir. Unless you have the animations turned off. Then he’s carrying a protest sign. ---
**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-smashie/97495/13 "2002-03-11T14:10:13Z")
And here I was thinking you were wanting everyone’s favorite poster, **smashedicecream**. That smilie sorta bugged me. You can’t have it. I won’t allow it.😉 ---
**Author:** ![Kritter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a587f6/32.png) [@Kritter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kritter)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-smashie/97495/14 "2002-03-11T14:27:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mblackwell \* > \*\*I want the WTF smilie and the BS smilie as seen on this page: > [http://www.fiero.nl/forum/smilies.html](http://www.fiero.nl/forum/smilies.html) Bonky is ok, too. \*\* I love the way the WTF smilie’s eye twitches. I feel like that sometimes. ---
**Author:** ![LiquidLobotomy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/898d66/32.png) [@LiquidLobotomy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LiquidLobotomy)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-smashie/97495/15 "2002-03-11T14:31:25Z")
No smashie? Pisser… ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-smashie/97495/16 "2002-03-11T15:20:18Z")
Remenisce the glory days of smilie by going [here](http://bb.bbboy.net/straightdope-viewthread?forum=6&thread=13&postnum=0&highlight=smashie) when everybody first started going apeshit over him. ---
**Author:** ![ResIpsaLoquitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b3f665/32.png) [@ResIpsaLoquitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ResIpsaLoquitor)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-smashie/97495/17 "2002-03-11T16:32:02Z")
I mean, this guy :wally is cute and all…but there’s something about a demented little head wielding a hammer that just makes me all tingly inside… ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-smashie/97495/18 "2002-03-11T17:22:05Z")
Smashie? Are you guys nuts? Those goddamned animated smilies were horrid enough to induce epilepsy. ---
**Author:** ![modro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@modro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/modro)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-smashie/97495/19 "2002-03-11T17:35:50Z")
Smashie was cool, but… The WTF smiley would _definitely_ have a place here. This board gives me that expression more than any other 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![fish\_in\_the\_sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7ba0ec/32.png) [@fish\_in\_the\_sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fish_in_the_sky)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-smashie/97495/20 "2002-03-11T20:14:20Z")
I was just gonna give a big vote NO on all animated smilies, but man, o, man do I love the little WTF guy. He would fit in SO well here… [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-smashie/97495.md?page=2)