# I want that pasta pot. Does that make me a bad person?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 9, 2003, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-that-pasta-pot-does-that-make-me-a-bad-person/147578 "2003-01-09T19:34:08Z")\
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**Author:** ![Kakkerlak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bb73d2/32.png) [@Kakkerlak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kakkerlak)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-that-pasta-pot-does-that-make-me-a-bad-person/147578/81 "2003-01-11T04:00:05Z")

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I will never let my brother live down the Sunday morning when he was eleven and I walked into the living room to find him watching early-morning Sunday infomercials.

“What’s up, Cam ?”

“ **Kakkerlak** , _this_ (points to screen) is no ordinary vacuum cleaner !”

I have a friend who teases me for having a nonstick pan, and an electric mixer. He does all of his cooking with a set of cast iron pots, a thick oak cutting board, and knives he forged himself.

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-that-pasta-pot-does-that-make-me-a-bad-person/147578/82 "2003-01-11T04:25:16Z")

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First, this commerical is my absolute favorite in terms of total cheeze.

The dad pointing to his watch in frustration of his wife’s late cooking cracks me up every time.

Secondly, I second the ‘whats wrong with a colander’ argument?  
[drop pants to show obligatory butt crack]

Thirdly, I drain grease down my pipes and don’t have a problem. ( I don’t do this all the time, but some times I am lazy.) Hot water liquifies which then globs onto parts as the pipes/water cool. Use \*Cold water \* as it chunks it up to move past the “U” pipe. About …oh…three times in ten years we’ve had to take out the U pipe. ( All of fifteen minutes of fiddling around. One tool needed: a bucket to catch extra water. Clean U joint and put back in. The hardest part is dealing with all the crap under the sink itself. How’d that get there?  
But what I want to know is: \*\*When Are Advertizers going to run out of BIG, Descriptive Words for their products? \*\*

Kaboom!  
What’s next from Billy Mays: You’ve tried \*\*Kaboom! \*\* now follow it up with \*\*!!Nuclear Holocaust!!! \*\* It will take care of anything, including melting your dental work.

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-that-pasta-pot-does-that-make-me-a-bad-person/147578/83 "2003-01-11T04:28:09Z")

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Yikes…ahhhhhh…wrong coding… so…very sorry…

don’t  
hurt  
me…

(Mods, can you make better or just shoot me?)

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**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-that-pasta-pot-does-that-make-me-a-bad-person/147578/84 "2003-01-11T04:57:35Z")

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> \*Originally posted by OpalCat \*  
> Another thing about the pasta pot… it would be handy for things that you want to cover but don’t want to boil over. Usually I have to stick a spoon in there and balance the lid against it to keep it from closing all the way… with this, you’d have a vent!

OPAL, I have a full set of pots that have vents on the top of each lid…T-Fal. They do dual duty.

My big stock pot makes many a soups and stews with a handy little vent on the top.

The smaller sauce pan cooks up some frozen corn on the cob (just for me) with a vent on the top.

Eh, dream all you want, there are options out there hun, options in cookware that don’t include As Seen On TV. 😉

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**Author:** ![fizgig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f04885/32.png) [@fizgig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizgig)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-that-pasta-pot-does-that-make-me-a-bad-person/147578/85 "2003-01-11T07:12:42Z")

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I just mastered colanders. My mammy’s real proud. I’m now on to avoiding chopping my fingers off while dicing celery.

I say all you need is a chef’s knife, a paring knife, a pot, and a nonstick pan, maybe a Dutch oven, and some sheets and pans if you’re into cooking food in that big box underneat the burners.

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-that-pasta-pot-does-that-make-me-a-bad-person/147578/86 "2003-01-11T07:25:10Z")

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> \*Originally posted by techchick68 \*  
> \*\*OPAL, I have a full set of pots that have vents on the top of each lid…T-Fal. \*\*

Yeah but can you also strain spaghetti with them? A-HA! I didn’t think so!

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