# I want to artificially cropdust a place, as a prank

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-artificially-cropdust-a-place-as-a-prank/590774>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [July 29, 2011, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-artificially-cropdust-a-place-as-a-prank/590774 "2011-07-29T21:09:32Z")\
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**Author:** ![Diamonds02](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b5a626/32.png) [@Diamonds02](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diamonds02)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2011, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-artificially-cropdust-a-place-as-a-prank/590774/1 "2011-07-29T21:09:32Z")

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Does anyone have any ideas on what I should use?

I find it hilarious, hilarious, whenever someone rips a nasty one in a highly populated area, such as a dance floor.

I could use my own goods, but I cannot do it on command. Plus I don’t have extremely smelly flatulence in the first place.

I wonder if there’s something out there that could emit a putrid poot smell. I’m not having any luck finding anything, even at “gag” stores.

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**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2011, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-artificially-cropdust-a-place-as-a-prank/590774/2 "2011-07-29T21:27:18Z")

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Tall escalators are always a good choice.

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**Author:** ![JCorre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3da27b/32.png) [@JCorre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JCorre)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2011, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-artificially-cropdust-a-place-as-a-prank/590774/3 "2011-07-29T21:29:01Z")

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