# I want to BUMP BUMP BUMP "Santa's" beautiful ass from behind. POUND IT! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 24, 2008, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-bump-bump-bump-santas-beautiful-ass-from-behind-pound-it/434780 "2008-01-24T04:14:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2008, 9:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-bump-bump-bump-santas-beautiful-ass-from-behind-pound-it/434780/21 "2008-01-24T09:36:05Z")
So, **TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW** likes an LA face with a North Pole booty. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2008, 9:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-bump-bump-bump-santas-beautiful-ass-from-behind-pound-it/434780/22 "2008-01-24T09:44:39Z")
[QUOTE=TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW] nice, big toilet [/QUOTE] That is a fucking disgusting epithet. “Mudflaps” is way better. ---
**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2008, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-bump-bump-bump-santas-beautiful-ass-from-behind-pound-it/434780/23 "2008-01-24T13:20:56Z")
I agree with **marshmallow** ; it may be a nice ass, but it’s so covered you can’t tell for sure. Now [this commercial](http://youtube.com/watch?v=6as5B5E82ZE) for Hardee’s has a nice, shapely, well-shown ass in it, although you only get a few quick looks at it. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2008, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-bump-bump-bump-santas-beautiful-ass-from-behind-pound-it/434780/24 "2008-01-24T13:36:30Z")
Have you people seen **Santa’s Butt** beer? [http://www.sheltonbrothers.com/beers/beerProfile.asp?BeerID=152](http://www.sheltonbrothers.com/beers/beerProfile.asp?BeerID=152) > **[Santa's Butt | Ridgeway Brewing](https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/7944/20907/)** > > Santa's Butt is a English Porter style beer brewed by Ridgeway Brewing in South Stoke, GB2, United Kingdom. Score: 78 with 505 ratings and reviews. Last update: 10-22-2023. [http://www.wordlab.com/2006/12/santas-butt-hauled-into-court.cfm](http://www.wordlab.com/2006/12/santas-butt-hauled-into-court.cfm) ---
**Author:** ![Crotalus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crotalus/32/41_2.png) [@Crotalus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crotalus)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2008, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-bump-bump-bump-santas-beautiful-ass-from-behind-pound-it/434780/25 "2008-01-24T13:40:05Z")
[QUOTE=LurkMeister] I agree with **marshmallow** ; it may be a nice ass, but it’s so covered you can’t tell for sure. Now [this commercial](http://youtube.com/watch?v=6as5B5E82ZE) for Hardee’s has a nice, shapely, well-shown ass in it, although you only get a few quick looks at it. [/QUOTE] Based on the OPs apparent ability to whack off to completion using a 30 second commercial as his inspiration, a few quick looks may be sufficient. I wonder if he “pounded one off” three times during one showing of the commercial, or if he recorded it for repeated use. ---
**Author:** ![Grossbottom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ba8739/32.png) [@Grossbottom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grossbottom)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2008, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-bump-bump-bump-santas-beautiful-ass-from-behind-pound-it/434780/26 "2008-01-24T13:55:55Z")
I want to nominate this for thread-spotting. The OP has a savage, earthy brilliance that I find quite refreshing. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2008, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-bump-bump-bump-santas-beautiful-ass-from-behind-pound-it/434780/27 "2008-01-24T13:59:24Z")
See how a woman bending over has such power over men? And you ladies thought that was a BAD thing. ---
**Author:** ![Nutty\_Bunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d07c76/32.png) [@Nutty\_Bunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nutty_Bunny)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2008, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-bump-bump-bump-santas-beautiful-ass-from-behind-pound-it/434780/28 "2008-01-24T14:13:36Z")
[QUOTE=Princhester] “toilet”? _“toilet”_? I’m not sure that I understand why you’d describe something sexually desirable with language used to describe something you shit in, frankly. [/QUOTE] Oh come on. Have you _seen_ “2 Girls, 1 Cup”? [This](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOn1htjSZic) is how I imagine **TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW** reacting to that clip. (NSFW…sorta) ETA the following disclaimer: I have not seen the above-mentioned clip, nor do I think it’s hot. ---
**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2008, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-bump-bump-bump-santas-beautiful-ass-from-behind-pound-it/434780/29 "2008-01-24T14:48:54Z")
:o I just realized the OP is pitting those who think women must be bone thin to be found attractive! Am I slow this week or what? I was probably laughing too much every time I saw “BUMP BUMP BUMP” to be able to figure that out? [QUOTE=jjimm] That is a fucking disgusting epithet. “Mudflaps” is way better. [/QUOTE] No. “Mudflaps” is slang for foreskin on a gay guy. YMMV. ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2008, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-bump-bump-bump-santas-beautiful-ass-from-behind-pound-it/434780/30 "2008-01-24T15:23:22Z")
Best post of 2008. I declare it already. I seriously cannot stop laughing. ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2008, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-bump-bump-bump-santas-beautiful-ass-from-behind-pound-it/434780/31 "2008-01-24T15:24:07Z")
There’s a joke in here somewhere about a white Christmas, but I’m damned if I can think of it. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2008, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-bump-bump-bump-santas-beautiful-ass-from-behind-pound-it/434780/32 "2008-01-24T15:44:44Z")
[QUOTE=Princhester] “toilet”? _“toilet”_? I’m not sure that I understand why you’d describe something sexually desirable with language used to describe something you shit in, frankly. [/QUOTE] ))\<\>(( ---
**Author:** ![Nutty\_Bunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d07c76/32.png) [@Nutty\_Bunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nutty_Bunny)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2008, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-bump-bump-bump-santas-beautiful-ass-from-behind-pound-it/434780/33 "2008-01-24T16:14:45Z")
[QUOTE=tdn] ))\<\>(( [/QUOTE] Doesn’t shit generally come OUT of that? Or is there another icky thing like the meaning of “mudflaps” that I’m going to learn about today? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Spit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/76d3ee/32.png) [@Spit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spit)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2008, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-bump-bump-bump-santas-beautiful-ass-from-behind-pound-it/434780/34 "2008-01-24T16:15:11Z")
While flipping through the channels last night, I ran across [this terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible video](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPHPYWQS5bc). Anyway, 1:50 into the vid, there is a woman with a posterior that is beyond belief. It defies the laws of physics. ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2008, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-bump-bump-bump-santas-beautiful-ass-from-behind-pound-it/434780/35 "2008-01-24T16:19:08Z")
Is it just me, or is he funnier since he changed his name? (the OP) I’m finding myself much more amused than I used to be. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2008, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-bump-bump-bump-santas-beautiful-ass-from-behind-pound-it/434780/36 "2008-01-24T16:54:57Z")
Is “bump bump bump” what happens when you think you have it in and you start pounding anway like a 15 year old retard, because to me it’s distinctly more of a “slap slap slap”. It’s like applause from the drawers. ---
**Author:** ![Missy2U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3bc359/32.png) [@Missy2U](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Missy2U)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2008, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-bump-bump-bump-santas-beautiful-ass-from-behind-pound-it/434780/37 "2008-01-24T17:01:58Z")
[QUOTE=Antinor01] Is it just me, or is he funnier since he changed his name? (the OP) I’m finding myself much more amused than I used to be. [/QUOTE] Who’d he used to be? ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2008, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-bump-bump-bump-santas-beautiful-ass-from-behind-pound-it/434780/38 "2008-01-24T17:05:51Z")
[QUOTE=Missy2U] Who’d he used to be? [/QUOTE] **VCO3** , more entertaining before name change IMHO. ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2008, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-bump-bump-bump-santas-beautiful-ass-from-behind-pound-it/434780/39 "2008-01-24T17:11:41Z")
[QUOTE=Spit] While flipping through the channels last night, I ran across [this terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible video](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPHPYWQS5bc). Anyway, 1:50 into the vid, there is a woman with a posterior that is beyond belief. [/QUOTE] A) You’re not kidding. 1. Someone in that production has watched Biggie’s _Hypnotize_ video one too many times. ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2008, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-bump-bump-bump-santas-beautiful-ass-from-behind-pound-it/434780/40 "2008-01-24T17:15:33Z")
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