# I want to BUMP BUMP BUMP "Santa's" beautiful ass from behind. POUND IT! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 24, 2008, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-bump-bump-bump-santas-beautiful-ass-from-behind-pound-it/434780 "2008-01-24T04:14:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2008, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-bump-bump-bump-santas-beautiful-ass-from-behind-pound-it/434780/41 "2008-01-24T17:26:02Z")
Spinal Tap for me. _Big bottom, big bottom Talk about bum cakes, my girl’s got 'em Big bottom drive me out of my mind How could I leave this behind?_ ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2008, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-bump-bump-bump-santas-beautiful-ass-from-behind-pound-it/434780/42 "2008-01-24T17:50:31Z")
[QUOTE=psycat90] I can’t possibly be the only one with “Baby Got Back” stuck in my head now. [/QUOTE] Beat you to it. Maybe I was too subtle. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2008, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-bump-bump-bump-santas-beautiful-ass-from-behind-pound-it/434780/43 "2008-01-24T17:53:40Z")
[QUOTE=Cluricaun] Is “bump bump bump” what happens when you think you have it in and you start pounding anway like a 15 year old retard, because to me it’s distinctly more of a “slap slap slap”. [/QUOTE] Sounds like somebody needs to spend more time on the stairclimber. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2008, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-bump-bump-bump-santas-beautiful-ass-from-behind-pound-it/434780/44 "2008-01-24T18:01:27Z")
[QUOTE=Fear Itself] Sounds like somebody needs to spend more time on the stairclimber. 😉 [/QUOTE] Nah, the worst thing in the world is the high speed meeting of two sets of hip bones. That really hurts. ---
**Author:** ![Finagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@Finagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finagle)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2008, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-bump-bump-bump-santas-beautiful-ass-from-behind-pound-it/434780/45 "2008-01-24T18:13:40Z")
The woman in the video is an actress who appears in several other videos on You Tube. I’m not conversant with woman’s sizes, but I’m guessing she’s never been more than a size 6 in her life. This, in conjunction with the way the video is cut, leads me to believe that they were using a body double for the posterior shot. In the context of the OP, it amuses me to believe that they grabbed one of the chunkier gaffer’s assistants on the set and dressed him in Santa garb for the “behind” view. ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2008, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-bump-bump-bump-santas-beautiful-ass-from-behind-pound-it/434780/46 "2008-01-24T18:39:07Z")
> [@](#): > > We’re talking about grabbing on to her hip bones and riding her through the fields at dawn. a very elegant turn of phrase, I must say. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2008, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-bump-bump-bump-santas-beautiful-ass-from-behind-pound-it/434780/47 "2008-01-24T18:44:25Z")
[QUOTE=Cluricaun] Nah, the worst thing in the world is the high speed meeting of two sets of hip bones. That really hurts. [/QUOTE] It would only be made worse by the presence of ass ribs (see: _prime rib ass_). ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2008, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-bump-bump-bump-santas-beautiful-ass-from-behind-pound-it/434780/48 "2008-01-24T18:46:12Z")
[QUOTE=Beware of Doug] It would only be made worse by the presence of ass ribs (see: _prime rib ass_). [/QUOTE] Ass ribs would be cool, because you could play them like a xylophone using your man bits. Assribs= the new Assbitches? ---
**Author:** ![Skara\_Brae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@Skara\_Brae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skara_Brae)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2008, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-bump-bump-bump-santas-beautiful-ass-from-behind-pound-it/434780/49 "2008-01-24T21:11:30Z")
Just as a side note “Santa” is actually actress [Stacy Edwards](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0250368/). I knew she looked familair. I remember her mainly from the “Socratic Method” epsisode from _House_. ---
**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2008, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-bump-bump-bump-santas-beautiful-ass-from-behind-pound-it/434780/50 "2008-01-24T21:31:59Z")
[QUOTE=Cluricaun] Ass ribs would be cool, because you could play them like a xylophone using your man bits. [/QUOTE] A bit off-topic, but this reminds me of an Isaac Asimov limerick (or at least a version of it, since I’ve heard several versions of the first line): A woman from North Carolina Tied fiddle strings ‘cross her vagina, With proper sized cocks What was sex became Bach’s Tocatta and fugue in G Minor ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2008, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-bump-bump-bump-santas-beautiful-ass-from-behind-pound-it/434780/51 "2008-01-24T21:50:13Z")
[QUOTE=Grossbottom] I want to nominate this for thread-spotting. The OP has a savage, earthy brilliance that I find quite refreshing. [/QUOTE] Someone with your username posting to this thread made my day. ---
**Author:** ![Indistinguishable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/90ced4/32.png) [@Indistinguishable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indistinguishable)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2008, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-bump-bump-bump-santas-beautiful-ass-from-behind-pound-it/434780/52 "2008-01-24T21:53:10Z")
[QUOTE=LurkMeister] A bit off-topic, but this reminds me of an Isaac Asimov limerick (or at least a version of it, since I’ve heard several versions of the first line): A woman from North Carolina Tied fiddle strings ‘cross her vagina, With proper sized cocks What was sex became Bach’s Tocatta and fugue in G Minor [/QUOTE] Are you sure you haven’t heard several versions of the last line as well? The famous Bach piece is “Toccata and Fugue in D minor”. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2008, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-bump-bump-bump-santas-beautiful-ass-from-behind-pound-it/434780/53 "2008-01-24T22:18:33Z")
[QUOTE=Indistinguishable] Are you sure you haven’t heard several versions of the last line as well? The famous Bach piece is “Toccata and Fugue in D minor”. [/QUOTE] The key varies, depending on the vagina. ---
**Author:** ![lisacurl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/41988e/32.png) [@lisacurl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lisacurl)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2008, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-bump-bump-bump-santas-beautiful-ass-from-behind-pound-it/434780/54 "2008-01-24T22:19:50Z")
[QUOTE=Derleth] So, **TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW** likes an LA face with a North Pole booty. [/QUOTE] I believe I quote the great artist Nelly when I say, “Is that ya ass or ya mama half-reindeer?” > [@Skara\_Brae](#): > > Just as a side note “Santa” is actually actress Stacy Edwards. I knew she looked familair. I remember her mainly from the “Socratic Method” epsisode from House. Omigosh, she was so wonderful and heartbreaking as Christine in “In the Company of Men”, and now she’s doing commercials? Unfair. ---
**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2008, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-bump-bump-bump-santas-beautiful-ass-from-behind-pound-it/434780/55 "2008-01-24T22:24:13Z")
[QUOTE=Indistinguishable] Are you sure you haven’t heard several versions of the last line as well? The famous Bach piece is “Toccata and Fugue in D minor”. [/QUOTE] Now that you mention it, it was the D minor. Next time I see her, I’ll tell her she needs to get her vagina tuned. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2008, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-bump-bump-bump-santas-beautiful-ass-from-behind-pound-it/434780/56 "2008-01-24T22:30:25Z")
[QUOTE=lisacurl] Omigosh, she was so wonderful and heartbreaking as Christine in “In the Company of Men”, and now she’s doing commercials? Unfair. [/QUOTE] That commercial probably took less than a day to shoot, and she made thousands of dollars for doing it. Unfair is right! :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2008, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-bump-bump-bump-santas-beautiful-ass-from-behind-pound-it/434780/57 "2008-01-24T22:31:04Z")
There’s no way that butt belongs to her. It’s just so… big. Stuff her stockings indeed. ---
**Author:** ![tnetennba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tnetennba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tnetennba)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2008, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-bump-bump-bump-santas-beautiful-ass-from-behind-pound-it/434780/58 "2008-01-24T22:37:56Z")
I don’t know – the butt in the picture is so lumpy and covered, I think it’s padded artificially and not especially erotic. It’s just an expanse of red cloth. Not even Sir Mixalot would pound off to that. Still, the OP is amusing. ---
**Author:** ![fatgail](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fatgail/32/7285_2.png) [@fatgail](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fatgail)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2008, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-bump-bump-bump-santas-beautiful-ass-from-behind-pound-it/434780/59 "2008-01-24T22:39:44Z")
Referring to her buttocks as a toilet is offensive and inappropriate. In our house we call it a shitcutter. ---
**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2008, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-bump-bump-bump-santas-beautiful-ass-from-behind-pound-it/434780/60 "2008-01-24T22:41:43Z")
[QUOTE=fatgail] Referring to her buttocks as a toilet is offensive and inappropriate. In our house we call it a shitcutter. [/QUOTE] Toilets or buttocks? 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-bump-bump-bump-santas-beautiful-ass-from-behind-pound-it/434780.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-bump-bump-bump-santas-beautiful-ass-from-behind-pound-it/434780.md?page=4)