# I want to BUMP BUMP BUMP "Santa's" beautiful ass from behind. POUND IT! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 24, 2008, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-bump-bump-bump-santas-beautiful-ass-from-behind-pound-it/434780 "2008-01-24T04:14:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![fatgail](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fatgail/32/7285_2.png) [@fatgail](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fatgail)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2008, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-bump-bump-bump-santas-beautiful-ass-from-behind-pound-it/434780/61 "2008-01-24T22:44:14Z")
[QUOTE=Santo Rugger] Toilets or buttocks? 😃 [/QUOTE] I’m sorry I should have been clear. The Buttocks is the Shitcutter The bajingo is called “the pissflaps” ---
**Author:** ![LilGypsyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilGypsyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilGypsyGirl)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2008, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-bump-bump-bump-santas-beautiful-ass-from-behind-pound-it/434780/62 "2008-01-25T00:27:29Z")
[QUOTE=fatgail] I’m sorry I should have been clear. The Buttocks is the Shitcutter The bajingo is called “the pissflaps” [/QUOTE] Sweet sugarcoated Christ! I’m not sure what’s funnier - “bajingo” or “pissflaps.” One new keyboard, please…it’s gonna be a bitch getting the coffee out of there. Erm, my keyboard, not my bajingo. Obviously. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/51bf81/32.png) [@TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2008, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-bump-bump-bump-santas-beautiful-ass-from-behind-pound-it/434780/63 "2008-01-25T00:49:59Z")
I didn’t realize she was the mom that I wanted to call on the bone phone at the beginning of _Superbad_! I’m even happier now. ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2008, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-bump-bump-bump-santas-beautiful-ass-from-behind-pound-it/434780/64 "2008-01-25T01:15:10Z")
I didn’t laugh in this thread until I read the phrase “call on the bone phone.” Now I can’t stop. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2008, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-bump-bump-bump-santas-beautiful-ass-from-behind-pound-it/434780/65 "2008-01-25T02:22:19Z")
_“Baa jaa nnn ggg ooo Baa jaa nnn ggg ooo Baa jaa nnn ggg ooo Bajingo was her tang…”_ ---
**Author:** ![newcrasher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b3f665/32.png) [@newcrasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newcrasher)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2008, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-bump-bump-bump-santas-beautiful-ass-from-behind-pound-it/434780/66 "2008-01-25T02:24:41Z")
Anyone notice they are selling Special K Protein Water? **snerk** 😛 :dubious: :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Annie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/858c86/32.png) [@Annie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2008, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-bump-bump-bump-santas-beautiful-ass-from-behind-pound-it/434780/67 "2008-01-25T02:51:17Z")
[QUOTE=newcrasher] Anyone notice they are selling Special K Protein Water? **snerk** 😛 :dubious: :eek: [/QUOTE] [Whey and sugar water.](http://www.diet-blog.com/archives/2007/02/22/special_k_protein_water.php) Or dip a chicken wing in some watery Koolaid. ---
**Author:** ![Baldwin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baldwin/32/7264_2.png) [@Baldwin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baldwin)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2008, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-bump-bump-bump-santas-beautiful-ass-from-behind-pound-it/434780/68 "2008-01-25T02:52:55Z")
[QUOTE=bbs2k] **VCO3** , more entertaining before name change IMHO. [/QUOTE] Ah; I had no idea. That explains why I don’t feel comfortable discussing film with him; his superior knowledge just blows me away every time. Not sure how this wound up in the pit, but I’m glad it did, because – > [@VCO3](#): > > . . . nice big toilet No offense, but stay the fuck away from any woman I care about, am related to, know even casually, or have ever said hi to. And all the other women, as well. ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2008, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-bump-bump-bump-santas-beautiful-ass-from-behind-pound-it/434780/69 "2008-01-25T04:10:43Z")
[QUOTE=fatgail] I’m sorry I should have been clear. The Buttocks is the Shitcutter The bajingo is called “the pissflaps” [/QUOTE] I’d like to take this opportunity to offer you a warm warm welcome to the SDMB. (Bajingo! Pissflaps! I’m dyin’ over here!) ---
**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2008, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-bump-bump-bump-santas-beautiful-ass-from-behind-pound-it/434780/70 "2008-01-25T05:28:55Z")
[QUOTE=Beware of Doug] I betcha Lauren Graham has a highly poundable ass. [/QUOTE] Amen to that, brother Doug, AMEN to that… mmm…Lauren…/drool ---
**Author:** ![Ace309](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ace309/32/1050_2.png) [@Ace309](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ace309)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2008, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-bump-bump-bump-santas-beautiful-ass-from-behind-pound-it/434780/71 "2008-01-25T07:27:30Z")
[QUOTE=Skara\_Brae] Just as a side note “Santa” is actually actress [Stacy Edwards](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0250368/). I knew she looked familair. [/QUOTE] > [@IMDB](#): > > 1. “Boston Legal” … D. A. Chelios (1 episode, 2005) > - Ass Fat Jungle (2005) TV episode … D. A. Chelios She is _so_ typecast. ---
**Author:** ![Chanteuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de053/32.png) [@Chanteuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chanteuse)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2008, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-bump-bump-bump-santas-beautiful-ass-from-behind-pound-it/434780/72 "2008-01-25T14:52:30Z")
[QUOTE=Skara\_Brae] Just as a side note “Santa” is actually actress [Stacy Edwards](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0250368/). I knew she looked familair. I remember her mainly from the “Socratic Method” epsisode from _House_. [/QUOTE] THANK you for this link, because it’s been getting on my nerves trying to remember why she looked so familiar! I saw her when she was on _Chicago Hope_. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/59ef9b/32.png) [@Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_fight_the_hypothetical)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2008, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-bump-bump-bump-santas-beautiful-ass-from-behind-pound-it/434780/73 "2008-01-25T17:16:00Z")
[QUOTE=fatgail] The bajingo is called “the pissflaps” [/QUOTE] That’s no way to talk about the meat curtains. ---
**Author:** ![Wee\_Bairn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/90db22/32.png) [@Wee\_Bairn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wee_Bairn)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2008, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-bump-bump-bump-santas-beautiful-ass-from-behind-pound-it/434780/74 "2008-01-25T20:34:17Z")
How exactly does one beat off to a two second shot of a bathrobed ass? I can’t even be sure its an ass from that clip. And how do you time it properly- start beating off when the commercials roll and hope this one comes on at the right time? I used to do this type thing pre-cable/porn, but now I don’t remember, and not with such a brief ambiguous image 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2008, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-bump-bump-bump-santas-beautiful-ass-from-behind-pound-it/434780/75 "2008-01-26T02:37:02Z")
[QUOTE=Wee Bairn] And how do you time it properly- start beating off when the commercials roll and hope this one comes on at the right time? [/QUOTE] If you mistime it and stand too close, you might end up coming in Wilford Brimley’s mouth. ---
**Author:** ![newcrasher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b3f665/32.png) [@newcrasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newcrasher)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2008, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-bump-bump-bump-santas-beautiful-ass-from-behind-pound-it/434780/76 "2008-01-26T02:44:46Z")
[QUOTE=Derleth] If you mistime it and stand too close, you might end up coming in Wilford Brimley’s mouth. [/QUOTE] _mental floss…where is the damn mental floss?.._ ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2008, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-bump-bump-bump-santas-beautiful-ass-from-behind-pound-it/434780/77 "2008-01-26T02:47:46Z")
[QUOTE=Wee Bairn] I used to do this type thing pre-cable/porn, but now I don’t remember, and not with such a brief ambiguous image 😕 [/QUOTE] Now you’ve got me feeling all nostalgic for 20 Minute Workout. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2008, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-bump-bump-bump-santas-beautiful-ass-from-behind-pound-it/434780/78 "2008-01-26T02:59:33Z")
They did that to _Lauren Graham_? Die in a fire (collectively), Kellogg. > [@marshmallow](#): > > But I wouldn’t describe her ass as large at all. Nor is it very shapely since it’s covered up so much. The fact that you jerked off three times to it is kinda sad. Are you that desperate? Were you without internet access during this time? Couldn’t you at least find an exercise machine infomercial? That _is_ sad. If he really wanted to jerk off to Lauren Graham, he could’ve seen her actually having (well, pretending to have) sex in Bad Santa. FTR, the OP did not make me LOL. > [@Skara\_Brae](#): > > Just as a side note “Santa” is actually actress Stacy Edwards. Er, no. It’s Lauren Graham, like it says in the description itself. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2008, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-bump-bump-bump-santas-beautiful-ass-from-behind-pound-it/434780/79 "2008-01-26T03:17:25Z")
[QUOTE=Hostile Dialect] Er, no. It’s Lauren Graham, like it says in the description itself. [/QUOTE] Er, no, the voice over is Lauren Graham. The actress is [Stacy Edwards.](http://media-imdb.com/name/nm0250368/otherworks) ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2008, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-bump-bump-bump-santas-beautiful-ass-from-behind-pound-it/434780/80 "2008-01-26T09:09:16Z")
[QUOTE=LurkMeister] Now that you mention it, it was the D minor. Next time I see her, I’ll tell her she needs to get her vagina tuned. [/QUOTE] Just remember, if you pluck D minor you go to D jail. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-bump-bump-bump-santas-beautiful-ass-from-behind-pound-it/434780.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-bump-bump-bump-santas-beautiful-ass-from-behind-pound-it/434780.md?page=5)