# I want to BUMP BUMP BUMP "Santa's" beautiful ass from behind. POUND IT!

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 24, 2008, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-bump-bump-bump-santas-beautiful-ass-from-behind-pound-it/434780 "2008-01-24T04:14:49Z")\
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**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2008, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-bump-bump-bump-santas-beautiful-ass-from-behind-pound-it/434780/81 "2008-01-28T01:59:03Z")

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[QUOTE=Derleth]  
If you mistime it and stand too close, you might end up coming in Wilford Brimley’s mouth.  
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Sorry, I just wanted to lean back, read that again, and remember why I love the SDMB…

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**Author:** ![Precambrianmollusc](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/precambrianmollusc/32/63_2.png) [@Precambrianmollusc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Precambrianmollusc)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2008, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-bump-bump-bump-santas-beautiful-ass-from-behind-pound-it/434780/82 "2008-01-28T05:22:14Z")

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[QUOTE=Spit]  
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It defies the laws of physics.  
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The laws of physics are pretty accommodating, although sometimes I think it is because the lawyers of physics find the WTF look on our faces kinda cute.  
That said, I can’t say I have ever knocked out three in a row to one of Maxwells proofs.

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**Author:** ![Engineer\_Dude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9fc29f/32.png) [@Engineer\_Dude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Engineer_Dude)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2008, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-bump-bump-bump-santas-beautiful-ass-from-behind-pound-it/434780/83 "2008-01-28T16:34:15Z")

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[QUOTE=LurkMeister]  
I agree with **marshmallow** ; it may be a nice ass, but it’s so covered you can’t tell for sure.  
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Agreed. For all you know, it could be a _dude’s_ ass that you’re jerking off to. :eek:

(I’m assuming you’re not into that sorta thing)

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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2008, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-bump-bump-bump-santas-beautiful-ass-from-behind-pound-it/434780/84 "2008-01-28T17:43:48Z")

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[QUOTE=Derleth]  
If you mistime it and stand too close, you might end up coming in Wilford Brimley’s mouth.  
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Diabeetus.

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