# I WANT To CHannel Adolf Hitler: How Do I Do It? **URL:** \ **Category:** Factual Questions\ **Created:** [May 24, 2003, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-channel-adolf-hitler-how-do-i-do-it/177225 "2003-05-24T13:46:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ralph124c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8797f3/32.png) [@ralph124c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ralph124c)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-channel-adolf-hitler-how-do-i-do-it/177225/1 "2003-05-24T13:46:24Z")
With all the talk of survival after death, and people (like James Van Praagh and Jonathan Edward), who claim the ability to contact the departed, I figure getting a line to the late german madman/dictator ought to be a pieceof cake! After all, consider this: -there are still MILLIONS of people alive today who were alive in the 1930’s -probably (in Germany and Austria), there are thousands of contemporarys of Hitler-maybe a few distant relatives as well! -I daresay that there are also a lot of people who knew him personally So, for those of who who believe this rubbish, how to I get a clear line to the great beyond? Consider what historians could learn from Hitler’s ghost: -the details of the infamous German’Russian pact of 1939 -what Rudolf hess wasup to -did he and Eva Braun “get it on”? So, I issue a challenge: I will give $1000.00 check to ANYBODY on this boardwho will get me a direct line to ol Adolf!😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-channel-adolf-hitler-how-do-i-do-it/177225/2 "2003-05-24T13:51:23Z")
WTF? MPSIMS, thought this is almost too mundane and pointless for that. ---
**Author:** ![bibliophage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bibliophage/32/7615_2.png) [@bibliophage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophage)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-channel-adolf-hitler-how-do-i-do-it/177225/3 "2003-05-24T14:19:23Z")
There is no factual answer possible here, so I’ll close this thread. You can repost in MPSIMS if you really want to. bibliophage moderator GQ