# I want to hucklebuck the Straight Dope Hags...each and everyone of them.. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 14, 2000, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-hucklebuck-the-straight-dope-hags-each-and-everyone-of-them/19478 "2000-05-14T02:53:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![concrete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bbce88/32.png) [@concrete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/concrete)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2000, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-hucklebuck-the-straight-dope-hags-each-and-everyone-of-them/19478/1 "2000-05-14T02:53:04Z")
I do…can’t help myself ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2000, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-hucklebuck-the-straight-dope-hags-each-and-everyone-of-them/19478/2 "2000-05-14T02:56:54Z")
ummm… is “hucklebuck” good or bad? ---
**Author:** ![concrete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bbce88/32.png) [@concrete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/concrete)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2000, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-hucklebuck-the-straight-dope-hags-each-and-everyone-of-them/19478/3 "2000-05-14T02:58:24Z")
it’s a good thing baby…don’t cream your pants yet…I’m not done yet…lol ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2000, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-hucklebuck-the-straight-dope-hags-each-and-everyone-of-them/19478/4 "2000-05-14T03:14:38Z")
Well, isn’t that a daisy! ---
**Author:** ![dragonlady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f8ce5/32.png) [@dragonlady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dragonlady)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2000, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-hucklebuck-the-straight-dope-hags-each-and-everyone-of-them/19478/5 "2000-05-14T04:20:50Z")
I’m a little uncertain of EXACTLY what it is you’re looking for, and since I’m on the list, could you post a graphic description for those of us that are, shall we say, a little slow??? Maybe draw us a diagram??? ---
**Author:** ![coosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@coosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coosa)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2000, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-hucklebuck-the-straight-dope-hags-each-and-everyone-of-them/19478/6 "2000-05-14T04:26:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > it’s a good thing baby…don’t cream your pants yet…I’m not done yet…lol > \*\* Hint: if you have to tell your partner that you’re not done yet, you’re doing something wrong. ---
**Author:** ![KP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a9adbd/32.png) [@KP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KP)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2000, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-hucklebuck-the-straight-dope-hags-each-and-everyone-of-them/19478/7 "2000-05-14T04:38:46Z")
\>\>\> Hint: if you have to tell your partner that you’re not done yet, you’re doing something wrong. \<\<\< Whoa! Double standard! Weren’t we all on h-thur’s side when _she_ had to. Besides, there is a certain artistry in taking a lady just a little further than she thought she could go ---
**Author:** ![Ruffian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71e660/32.png) [@Ruffian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruffian)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2000, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-hucklebuck-the-straight-dope-hags-each-and-everyone-of-them/19478/8 "2000-05-14T04:42:32Z")
I may not know what “hucklebuck” means, but I assure you this Beautiful OH isn’t lettin’ concrete or any other SDMB do it to me. I’m a monogamous hucklebucker, baby! ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2000, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-hucklebuck-the-straight-dope-hags-each-and-everyone-of-them/19478/9 "2000-05-14T04:47:24Z")
“Hucklebuck”?! Is that the usual Doper stuff involving hapless farm animals, tarps, spray Cool-Whip, Wesson and oddly-shaped rubber goods ordered from the back pages of Penthouse? Flagellation tools made from Bullwinkle’s hide and 900 of the Disney dalmations? Okay, Hags, do we just stomp this guy into sidewalk goo straight off, or reduce his synapses to quivering, estatic overload through endless, quivering, begging hours of sensory excess and THEN boot his sorry ass outta the way with one well-placed kick of our collective dainty, spike-heeled foot? Oh, sheesh, now there’s a run on aerosol cheese snack cans. Harrumph. Veb ---
**Author:** ![KP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a9adbd/32.png) [@KP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KP)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2000, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-hucklebuck-the-straight-dope-hags-each-and-everyone-of-them/19478/10 "2000-05-14T04:56:32Z")
Cleanup in Aisle 9… Cleanup in Aisle 9… oh, and 10, too… OMIGAWD! Break out the Hazmat suits! Attention all staff! Emergency Plan Cecil! ---
**Author:** ![Ruffian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71e660/32.png) [@Ruffian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruffian)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2000, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-hucklebuck-the-straight-dope-hags-each-and-everyone-of-them/19478/11 "2000-05-14T05:07:20Z")
Stomping the guy or reducing his synapses is granting him our attention, Veb. I vote that we torture him with our silence. ::::crickets chirping:::: Aw, dammit! ---
**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2000, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-hucklebuck-the-straight-dope-hags-each-and-everyone-of-them/19478/12 "2000-05-14T05:47:05Z")
Touring a college’s message board earlier this afternoon, I found the first reference - in my life - to the word “hucklebuck”. Now it’s here. What a weird coincidence. And I don’t know what it means - as far as I can tell, it’s just a word with no definition so that you can confuse people. ---
**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2000, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-hucklebuck-the-straight-dope-hags-each-and-everyone-of-them/19478/13 "2000-05-14T06:03:57Z")
[http://get-in-line.de/dances/huckleb.htm](http://get-in-line.de/dances/huckleb.htm) Peace, mangeorge ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2000, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-hucklebuck-the-straight-dope-hags-each-and-everyone-of-them/19478/14 "2000-05-14T06:10:21Z")
> [@](#): > > I want to hucklebuck the Straight Dope Hags…each and everyone of them… In your dreams. And even then you’d better wake up and apologize. Putz. ---
**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2000, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-hucklebuck-the-straight-dope-hags-each-and-everyone-of-them/19478/15 "2000-05-14T06:15:19Z")
If you’re able to make me ‘cream my pants’ by slipping on your cowboy boots and scuffin’ around, I need to get out more. Cause y’know, a line dance shouldn’t do that to a person. ---
**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2000, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-hucklebuck-the-straight-dope-hags-each-and-everyone-of-them/19478/16 "2000-05-14T06:18:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > And I don’t know what it means - as far as I can tell, it’s just a word with no definition so that you can confuse people. > \*\* The Hucklebuck is both a song and a line dance. **YEEHA!** ---
**Author:** ![Lux\_Fiat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bc79bd/32.png) [@Lux\_Fiat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lux_Fiat)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2000, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-hucklebuck-the-straight-dope-hags-each-and-everyone-of-them/19478/17 "2000-05-14T08:08:00Z")
Line dancing? Here? Oh, and I thought this a sancutary from such things. _shudder_ Will no one save the widow’s son? ---
**Author:** ![Sapphire\_Bullet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@Sapphire\_Bullet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapphire_Bullet)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2000, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-hucklebuck-the-straight-dope-hags-each-and-everyone-of-them/19478/18 "2000-05-14T08:17:16Z")
> [@](#): > > If you’re able to make me ‘cream my pants’ by slipping on your cowboy boots and scuffin’ around, I need to get out more. > Cause y’know, a line dance shouldn’t do that to a person. of course it depends on _who’s_ doing the line dance… smarty ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2000, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-hucklebuck-the-straight-dope-hags-each-and-everyone-of-them/19478/19 "2000-05-14T08:22:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > I want to hucklebuck the Straight Dope Hags…each and everyone of them… > > In your dreams. > > And even then you’d better wake up and apologize. > > Putz. > \*\* [Reservoir Dogs] Wally, if you keep talkin’ like a bitch, I’m gonna slap you like one… [/Reservoir Dogs] 😃 ---
**Author:** ![coosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@coosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coosa)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2000, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-hucklebuck-the-straight-dope-hags-each-and-everyone-of-them/19478/20 "2000-05-14T15:42:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > \>\>\> Hint: if you have to tell your partner that you’re not done yet, you’re doing something wrong. \<\<\< > > Whoa! Double standard! Weren’t we all on h-thur’s side when _she_ had to. > > Besides, there is a certain artistry in taking a lady just a little further than she thought she could go > \*\* Well, I wasn’t involved with the other thread you mention, but I still stand by what I said - if my partner can’t tell I’ve had an orgasm, something is wrong! Or am I the only one who screams and bites? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-hucklebuck-the-straight-dope-hags-each-and-everyone-of-them/19478.md?page=2)