# I want to hucklebuck the Straight Dope Hags...each and everyone of them..

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-hucklebuck-the-straight-dope-hags-each-and-everyone-of-them/19478>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 14, 2000, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-hucklebuck-the-straight-dope-hags-each-and-everyone-of-them/19478 "2000-05-14T02:53:04Z")\
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**Author:** ![Fanny\_May](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3be4f8/32.png) [@Fanny\_May](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fanny_May)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2000, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-hucklebuck-the-straight-dope-hags-each-and-everyone-of-them/19478/21 "2000-05-14T15:53:54Z")

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\*\*Please don’t pick on lswote. Time to give that one a rest. \*\*

{Well, I told them dear, but I’m not sure they’ll listen. Boys will be toads sometimes.}

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**Author:** ![blueslady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e0b2c6/32.png) [@blueslady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blueslady)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2000, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-hucklebuck-the-straight-dope-hags-each-and-everyone-of-them/19478/22 "2000-05-14T16:04:09Z")

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Sssheeh! I haven’t laughed so hard since the hawgs ate my Uncle Bob!!!

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**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2000, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-hucklebuck-the-straight-dope-hags-each-and-everyone-of-them/19478/23 "2000-05-14T16:29:01Z")

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You know what they say about line dancing?

It’s for the ugly drunks who can’t get a dancing partner.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2000, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-hucklebuck-the-straight-dope-hags-each-and-everyone-of-them/19478/24 "2000-05-14T19:24:32Z")

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> You know what they say about line dancing?
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> It’s for the ugly drunks who can’t get a dancing partner.

And you know what they said about the _Macarena_?

It was for people who wanted to line dance without having to listen to country music.

And can anyone tell me why the following is back on topic?

**…now’s the time**

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**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2000, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-hucklebuck-the-straight-dope-hags-each-and-everyone-of-them/19478/25 "2000-05-14T22:41:23Z")

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Sheesh!  
You mean everyone isn’t a “Honeymooners” fan?  
No one can hucklebuck like Ed Norton!  
Next you’ll be asking what’s the Swizzle.  
Someone hasn’t been watching their fair share of television.

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**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2000, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-hucklebuck-the-straight-dope-hags-each-and-everyone-of-them/19478/26 "2000-05-14T23:20:18Z")

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Okay, so WTF does “hucklebuck” mean?

Sheesh, tell us already concrete…I am am still not smoking you.

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**Author:** ![Daniel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Daniel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daniel)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2000, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-hucklebuck-the-straight-dope-hags-each-and-everyone-of-them/19478/27 "2000-05-14T23:31:06Z")

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> \*\*  
> If you’re able to make me ‘cream my pants’ by slipping on your cowboy boots and scuffin’ around, I need to get out more.
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> Cause y’know, a line dance shouldn’t do that to a person.  
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actually, I’ve found some literature on the internet that contradicts this . . . there’s this newspaper article I love to read. It’s called The Straight Dope:

[http://www.straightdope.com/columns/000505.html](http://www.straightdope.com/columns/000505.html)

😃

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