# I want to kill all people who have done illegal drugs

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-kill-all-people-who-have-done-illegal-drugs/110254>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 22, 2002, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-kill-all-people-who-have-done-illegal-drugs/110254 "2002-05-22T06:02:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2002, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-kill-all-people-who-have-done-illegal-drugs/110254/21 "2002-05-22T07:39:59Z")

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Dear Lordy Belgrano! What was that?

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**Author:** ![istara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e79b87/32.png) [@istara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/istara)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2002, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-kill-all-people-who-have-done-illegal-drugs/110254/22 "2002-05-22T07:58:18Z")

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It sort of started out OK… then it disintegrated.

(The drugs kicking in?)

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**Author:** ![baltotop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f19dbf/32.png) [@baltotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/baltotop)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2002, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-kill-all-people-who-have-done-illegal-drugs/110254/23 "2002-05-22T07:59:54Z")

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**DuDe…** Are you for real? Alot of people who do drugs and dont do bad things just got their feelings hurt. There is a difference between a drugie and a drug user. A drugie is someone who you see on the street looking for his/her next smack. A drug user just gets his/her shit and doent bother anyone doing it… he/she just wants to be left alone to do what he/she wants. Not all drug users are a danger to you or society. So just let them be. 😃  
IMO Baltotop 😉_Hey Kayeby, Give me a hit MaN 🙂_

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**Author:** ![Mort\_Furd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Mort\_Furd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mort_Furd)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2002, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-kill-all-people-who-have-done-illegal-drugs/110254/24 "2002-05-22T09:15:48Z")

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Man, oh man. Who needs drugs? Just read the OP a couple of times, and I guarantee you that your head will start to spin adn teh halucinashuns wllstrt nd u will b toatly HEY LOOKIT ALL THE COOL COLORS OH MYGOD THE WALL IS BREATHING YES IT IS ALL SO SIMPLE I COMPREHEND IT ALL

\<Ahem\> Sorry. I shouldn’t have read it that third time. It sort of got away from me.

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**Author:** ![Beastal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a183cd/32.png) [@Beastal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beastal)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2002, 9:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-kill-all-people-who-have-done-illegal-drugs/110254/25 "2002-05-22T09:33:20Z")

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The only Dope I like is the Straight kind.

[sub]Ouch! Who threw that?![/sub]

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**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2002, 9:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-kill-all-people-who-have-done-illegal-drugs/110254/26 "2002-05-22T09:45:38Z")

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And I bet it took him three days to type it, too.

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**Author:** ![Gorgon\_Heap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2002, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-kill-all-people-who-have-done-illegal-drugs/110254/27 "2002-05-22T11:07:38Z")

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> [@](#):
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> _Originally posted by Kayeby_  
> Thanks heaps.

No prob. [Takes bong back]  
Hey **Com2Kid** , good luck in your career with the ATF.

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**Author:** ![belladonna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9fc29f/32.png) [@belladonna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/belladonna)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2002, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-kill-all-people-who-have-done-illegal-drugs/110254/28 "2002-05-22T11:16:31Z")

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to = preposition

two = the number

too = also  
Damn, I’m high constantly and I _still_ know that

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**Author:** ![Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_News_Baboon)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2002, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-kill-all-people-who-have-done-illegal-drugs/110254/29 "2002-05-22T11:16:46Z")

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“Can you imagine Mozart having to have needed LSD or Acid to compose?”

yeah! and can you imagine if some artist like Dali had to use drugs to paint?  
oh.

wait.  
nevermind.

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**Author:** ![Kayeby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de0a6/32.png) [@Kayeby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kayeby)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2002, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-kill-all-people-who-have-done-illegal-drugs/110254/30 "2002-05-22T11:22:42Z")

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Stop it! Stop stealing it - it’s mine! You bad, bad people! :mad:

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**Author:** ![Who\_me\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/958977/32.png) [@Who\_me\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Who_me_1)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2002, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-kill-all-people-who-have-done-illegal-drugs/110254/31 "2002-05-22T11:23:53Z")

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Pass it around this way… I need it for pain…

My head hurts after reading the OP.

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**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2002, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-kill-all-people-who-have-done-illegal-drugs/110254/32 "2002-05-22T11:28:27Z")

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Am I the only one _totally_ reminded of **Homer’s** ['shrooms](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=38764) thread? Shoehorn butterhorse, man. Shoehorn butterhorse.

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2002, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-kill-all-people-who-have-done-illegal-drugs/110254/33 "2002-05-22T11:33:05Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Com2Kid \*  
> **Title says it all.**

I agree; that would have been the best place to stop 😃

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**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2002, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-kill-all-people-who-have-done-illegal-drugs/110254/34 "2002-05-22T11:52:58Z")

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From what I can tell, the OP seems to have the BIGGEST problem with the kids in his school who come to class high. I’m kind of assuming high school, here, because…well, I just get that tone, somehow.

So in the spirit of the OP, I want to kill all people who have been high school football players, because when I was in high school they were assholes.

The fact that I probably know people NOW who played football in high school and who I like just fine don’t signify.

Oh wait…were we piling on the incoherency of the OP? No thanks. The rest of you in the herd go right ahead, though.

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**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2002, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-kill-all-people-who-have-done-illegal-drugs/110254/35 "2002-05-22T12:12:30Z")

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Mooooooo.

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**Author:** ![saepiroth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@saepiroth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saepiroth)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2002, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-kill-all-people-who-have-done-illegal-drugs/110254/36 "2002-05-22T12:17:24Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Francesca \*  
> \*\*Am I the only one _totally_ reminded of **Homer’s** ['shrooms](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=38764) thread? Shoehorn butterhorse, man. Shoehorn butterhorse. \*\*

speaking of this, we need to have our own version of an Archive forum.

i could not survive if this wonderous thread were lost to future generations.

but beyond that; it’s making-fun-of-the-OP time now!

“i am the parsemaster! i come to parse your paragraphs in manners far beyond mortal minds!”

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**Author:** ![Gorgon\_Heap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2002, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-kill-all-people-who-have-done-illegal-drugs/110254/37 "2002-05-22T12:17:57Z")

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We’re _livin la vaca loca_.

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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2002, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-kill-all-people-who-have-done-illegal-drugs/110254/38 "2002-05-22T12:30:29Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Can you imagine Mozart having to have needed LSD or Acid to compose?

Well, I’d definitely be happier about the symphony spending all that money for their new building, that’s for damn sure.

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**Author:** ![Kalashnikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/2bfe46/32.png) [@Kalashnikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalashnikov)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2002, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-kill-all-people-who-have-done-illegal-drugs/110254/39 "2002-05-22T13:06:43Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Com2Kid \*  
> \*\*I want to kill all people who have done illegal drugs
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> …
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> And that is why I will never do drugs again, it scares me that they made me believe in something that I had no other innequovible\* proof for, that they were able to make me believe in something unconditionaly with complete and utter faith."  
> \*\*

So you have used illegal drugs? That means you want to kill yourself.

Go for it.

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**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2002, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-kill-all-people-who-have-done-illegal-drugs/110254/40 "2002-05-22T13:13:36Z")

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HEY now **Kalash**. If that was a joke, it wasn’t very funny. He’s just a rather incoherant kid. No need to say _that_.

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