# I Want To Know: Do these pants make my ass look big? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 9, 2001, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-do-these-pants-make-my-ass-look-big/68214 "2001-06-09T22:08:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2001, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-do-these-pants-make-my-ass-look-big/68214/1 "2001-06-09T22:08:18Z")
I don’t care if you like me or not, but please be honest. [sub]the other thing I want to know is how many of these stupid threads will make it up before someone gets so sick of them their head explodes?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2001, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-do-these-pants-make-my-ass-look-big/68214/2 "2001-06-09T22:10:27Z")
Ok, I’ll make you a deal… I’ll tell you I love the way your ass looks in those pants if you’ll tell me how great I look as a blond. Get ready GO!!! ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2001, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-do-these-pants-make-my-ass-look-big/68214/3 "2001-06-09T22:11:13Z")
No, it’s the fat in your ass that makes your ass look big. ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2001, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-do-these-pants-make-my-ass-look-big/68214/4 "2001-06-09T22:11:31Z")
I dunno, but I think that ass makes your pants look big… ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2001, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-do-these-pants-make-my-ass-look-big/68214/5 "2001-06-09T22:14:51Z")
Excuse me, do you mind if I set my drink on here? Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2001, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-do-these-pants-make-my-ass-look-big/68214/6 "2001-06-09T23:13:06Z")
Jacks’ Ass…Jacks’ Ass…hmmmm Shit…NOW I remember…it’s the _plumber_ who’s coming on Monday… ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2001, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-do-these-pants-make-my-ass-look-big/68214/7 "2001-06-09T23:19:57Z")
Yes. Huge. It’s bloated. But on the plus side, I can practice my aim shooting cheez-its into your ass crack. ::tossing the little cheeze bombers in with pleasure:: What? Put down that chainsaw! :eek: You SAID you wanted me to be (brutally) honest…::ducking and running like hell:: ---
**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2001, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-do-these-pants-make-my-ass-look-big/68214/8 "2001-06-09T23:32:21Z")
[sub]Nothing personal buddy, but…[/sub] If that ass gets any bigger - you’re gonna need to install a warning alarm for when you’re backing up. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2001, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-do-these-pants-make-my-ass-look-big/68214/9 "2001-06-09T23:46:08Z")
I don’t know, Jack, I can’t tell. Bend over 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-do-these-pants-make-my-ass-look-big/68214/10 "2001-06-10T00:21:05Z")
Well Jack, I’ll tell you the same thing my husband told me, the last time I asked him that question. He actually said “yes, but it’s okay, because it’s supposed to get bigger when you’re pregnant.” Hope that helps. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-do-these-pants-make-my-ass-look-big/68214/11 "2001-06-10T00:49:21Z")
I like big butts and I cannot lie You otha brothas can’t deny… ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-do-these-pants-make-my-ass-look-big/68214/12 "2001-06-10T03:02:30Z")
I think maybe you should stop buying lunch! ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-do-these-pants-make-my-ass-look-big/68214/13 "2001-06-10T03:05:06Z")
Quickly, Mugumbo, the elephant gun. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-do-these-pants-make-my-ass-look-big/68214/14 "2001-06-10T03:09:19Z")
“I like big butts and I cannot lie, you other brothers can’t deny when a girl (well, in this case, a guy) walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face, you get sprung, wanna pull up tight 'cause you know that butt was stuffed deep in the jeans she’s wearing, I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring, oh baby, I wanna get with ya, and take your picture, my homeboys tried to warn me, but that butt you got makes me so horny…” ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-do-these-pants-make-my-ass-look-big/68214/15 "2001-06-10T06:10:40Z")
Oh yeah, Baby Got Back!!! Amd it ain’t the pants!! ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-do-these-pants-make-my-ass-look-big/68214/16 "2001-06-10T08:24:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by don’t ask \* > \*\*Quickly, Mugumbo, the elephant gun. \*\* You win! 😃 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-do-these-pants-make-my-ass-look-big/68214/17 "2001-06-10T08:27:35Z")
"Big bottom, Big bottom Talk about bumcakes **Jack Batty** ’s gotta 'em.