# I Want To Know : How Many More "I Want To Know" Threads Are There Going To Be?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-how-many-more-i-want-to-know-threads-are-there-going-to-be/68229>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 9, 2001, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-how-many-more-i-want-to-know-threads-are-there-going-to-be/68229 "2001-06-09T23:56:29Z")\
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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2001, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-how-many-more-i-want-to-know-threads-are-there-going-to-be/68229/1 "2001-06-09T23:56:29Z")

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It’s getting old. Give it a rest, people.

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**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-how-many-more-i-want-to-know-threads-are-there-going-to-be/68229/2 "2001-06-10T00:01:33Z")

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I want to know when old man **Euty** is gonna get off of backs.

Damn the man!

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**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-how-many-more-i-want-to-know-threads-are-there-going-to-be/68229/3 "2001-06-10T00:08:30Z")

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I’m going to agree with **Eutychus** here. In fact, I was just about to submit a thread called “I Want to Know: Who thinks this joke has been driven into the ground?” and then I saw this one. (I actually wrote it when there were only 3 parody threads, but now I see we’re up to 5.) It was fun for a while, but I think that it’s definitely run its course and we should stop now.

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**Author:** ![Ell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e47774/32.png) [@Ell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ell)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-how-many-more-i-want-to-know-threads-are-there-going-to-be/68229/4 "2001-06-10T00:09:46Z")

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hear hear

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**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-how-many-more-i-want-to-know-threads-are-there-going-to-be/68229/5 "2001-06-10T00:15:10Z")

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too bad we can’t send little shocks of electricity over the net ot peopel. a little negative reinforcement.

“Hey I’ll think I’ll start a threeaaAAAAAAAAAA… maybe not” hehehehe

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**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-how-many-more-i-want-to-know-threads-are-there-going-to-be/68229/6 "2001-06-10T00:16:08Z")

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I want to know why I was not cool enough to name my thread “I want to know if you like me…as a blond”

Cursing my lack of insight.

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-how-many-more-i-want-to-know-threads-are-there-going-to-be/68229/7 "2001-06-10T01:44:25Z")

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I hadn’t even noticed it had happened at all, I’ve been away.

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**Author:** ![AndYrAStar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8edcca/32.png) [@AndYrAStar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AndYrAStar)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-how-many-more-i-want-to-know-threads-are-there-going-to-be/68229/8 "2001-06-10T01:48:32Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Damn the man!

Save the SDMB?

Euty, let the people have their fun.

[sub]this is the third time i’ve tried to submit this. let’s hope i dont get booted again[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-how-many-more-i-want-to-know-threads-are-there-going-to-be/68229/9 "2001-06-10T04:25:55Z")

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At least it’s not as annoying as “All you \<whatever\> belong…”.  
[sub]Maybe[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-how-many-more-i-want-to-know-threads-are-there-going-to-be/68229/10 "2001-06-10T04:30:34Z")

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I’m sorry, **Euty** , I just broke down and did it. Feel free to kill mine whenever you get to it.

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**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-how-many-more-i-want-to-know-threads-are-there-going-to-be/68229/11 "2001-06-10T04:36:27Z")

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I’m disappointed that a MODERATOR could start such a lame thread. How can we mere members answer this - you guys let the threads run.

Have you stopped beating your wife?

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**Author:** ![SmackFu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/53a042/32.png) [@SmackFu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmackFu)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-how-many-more-i-want-to-know-threads-are-there-going-to-be/68229/12 "2001-06-10T05:00:55Z")

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Well, the cruel way to solve the problem would be to move them all to IMHO. They are asking other people’s opinions right?

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**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-how-many-more-i-want-to-know-threads-are-there-going-to-be/68229/13 "2001-06-10T05:12:19Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Tranquilis \*  
> \*\*At least it’s not as annoying as “All you \<whatever\> belong…”.  
> [sub]Maybe[/sub] \*\*

I think the most overdone thing lately are the insults that go, “Listen, you filth-based-adjective type-of-malignant-growth-noun on the medical-condition-adjective body-part-noun of a disease-adjective horrible-small-animal-noun swearword-wad”. It was ok when Monty Python did that stuff, but it’s 30 years old!

Sorry for the hijack.

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**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-how-many-more-i-want-to-know-threads-are-there-going-to-be/68229/14 "2001-06-10T05:26:30Z")

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1. 

[/Douglas Adams memorial post]

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**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-how-many-more-i-want-to-know-threads-are-there-going-to-be/68229/15 "2001-06-10T06:19:16Z")

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> \*\*It’s getting old. Give it a rest, people.

\*\*  
Ah, yes. But when _I_ did it, it was still fresh and witty.

The Sugar Hill Gang eventually creates N’Sync. This is just the way things are.

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**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 10:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-how-many-more-i-want-to-know-threads-are-there-going-to-be/68229/16 "2001-06-10T10:38:59Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Milossarian \*  
> \*\*Ah, yes. But when _I_ did it, it was still fresh and witty. \*\*

I have to confess that when I posted to **Milo** ’s thread, I didn’t even realize it was supposed to be a parody. (Though I did think to myself “didn’t we have a question about ‘brie’ a while back?”)

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**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-how-many-more-i-want-to-know-threads-are-there-going-to-be/68229/17 "2001-06-10T10:46:45Z")

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Doh! Euty beat me to this thread. Bastard!

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-how-many-more-i-want-to-know-threads-are-there-going-to-be/68229/18 "2001-06-10T10:52:29Z")

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And with this, we’ll let these bastards slip slowly into the west …
