# I want to know more about your hygiene habits.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-more-about-your-hygiene-habits/303022>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [May 9, 2005, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-more-about-your-hygiene-habits/303022 "2005-05-09T04:41:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![Elysian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c77e96/32.png) [@Elysian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elysian)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-more-about-your-hygiene-habits/303022/41 "2005-05-10T02:00:37Z")

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**Male or Female?**  
Female

**How do you choose your shampoo?**  
After spending enough time in the pool, I have decided _never_ to use shampoo that makes your hair smell when it gets wet. If the person next to you in the pool lane can smell what type of shampoo you use, it hasn’t been rinsed out of your hair. Pert/Prell is particularly bad at this. I use Aussie now, and it’s okay.

**How many times a week do you shampoo your hair?**  
Every day, or my very fine hair will get greasy.

**If you floss your teeth, do you do it before brushing or after?**  
After.

**In the morning, do you brush your teeth before breakfast or after?**  
Don’t brush my teeth at breakfast.

\*\*Do you have any special knowledge of hygiene that you think most people are ignorant about? \*\*  
Keep your toothbrush as far away from your toilet as possible. But then again, most people at the Dope know about that 😉

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**Author:** ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-more-about-your-hygiene-habits/303022/42 "2005-05-10T02:07:40Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Oh, and **filmgeek** , what are you \* eating\*? You poo more than once or twice a day? :eek:

Welcome to the joys of Irritable Bowel. It matters not what I eat, and believe me, I’ve tried to fix it. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Cockatiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/43a26b/32.png) [@Cockatiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cockatiel)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-more-about-your-hygiene-habits/303022/43 "2005-05-10T03:01:09Z")

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**Male or Female?**  
Female

**How do you choose your shampoo?**  
A good product that helps my stupid frizz.

**How many times a week do you shampoo your hair?**  
Usually every other day, sometimes more.

**If you floss your teeth, do you do it before brushing or after?**  
Before

**In the morning, do you brush your teeth before breakfast or after?**  
Before, but it would probably be smarter to do it after, because first of all, food tastes like crap if the toothpaste taste is still in your mouth. Also it probably would have more point to brush your teeth _after_ you get the food in your mouth.

\*\*Do you have any special knowledge of hygiene that you think most people are ignorant about? \*\*  
Don’t think so.

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**Author:** ![Savannah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Savannah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Savannah)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-more-about-your-hygiene-habits/303022/44 "2005-05-10T03:46:50Z")

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Male or Female?  
Female  
How do you choose your shampoo?  
On sale, with conditioner, and nice-smelling  
How many times a week do you shampoo your hair?  
Every second day or so  
If you floss your teeth, do you do it before brushing or after?  
I should floss, but…  
In the morning, do you brush your teeth before breakfast or after?  
Immediately after peeing, which I do first thing in the morning  
Do you have any special knowledge of hygiene that you think most people are ignorant about?  
Um, I also brush my tongue. A tongue scraper seems icky to me, though. And apparently, you’re supposed to get a new toothbrush after you’ve been sick.

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**Author:** ![Savannah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Savannah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Savannah)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-more-about-your-hygiene-habits/303022/45 "2005-05-10T04:48:41Z")

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In the morning, do you brush your teeth before breakfast or after?  
Immediately after peeing, which I do first thing in the morning.

But I also brush them before I leave for work, again. And often when I come home from work. And sometimes at lunchtime.

This is to make up for brushing for the less-than-recommended-two-minutes you’re supposed to spend on one’s teeth.

I’d be up for a bidet, but one wouldn’t fit in either of our bathrooms.

I shower daily, sometimes again after work or if I do something like gardening, where I get sweaty. Sometimes I’ll take a shower before bed if I don’t feel like bending over the sink to wash my face, or to relax me, if looks like a nooky night, or if TMI alert I have my period END TMI. \<Actually, is this all not TMI?\>. I rarely go to bed for the night without washing my face and brushing my teeth and applying moisturizer to my hands and face. I use a pumice on my heels about once a week and use something to exfoliate occasionally in the shower, then use body lotion. I really notice a difference with skin softness/smoothness, but I’m lax about it.

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**Author:** ![GilaB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8e7dd6/32.png) [@GilaB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GilaB)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-more-about-your-hygiene-habits/303022/46 "2005-05-10T05:42:10Z")

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Male or Female? Female

How do you choose your shampoo?  
If I’m planning on investing an hour in straightening my hair, I use the ‘Smooth and Sleek’ Pantene; otherwise I use the ‘Hydrating Curls’ version. They smell nice and work pretty well.

How many times a week do you shampoo your hair?  
Twice.

If you floss your teeth, do you do it before brushing or after?  
Before. Otherwise the stuff you loosen when you floss doesn’t get brushed away.

In the morning, do you brush your teeth before breakfast or after?  
After. Who wants to walk around with milk breath all day?

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**Author:** ![inkleberry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f17d59/32.png) [@inkleberry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/inkleberry)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-more-about-your-hygiene-habits/303022/47 "2005-05-10T05:48:25Z")

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Male or Female? Female

How do you choose your shampoo? By which does the best things for my hair. I use different shampoo/conditioner when it is short than when it is long.

How many times a week do you shampoo your hair? 7, i.e. once a day.

If you floss your teeth, do you do it before brushing or after? Before.

In the morning, do you brush your teeth before breakfast or after? After.

Do you have any special knowledge of hygiene that you think most people are ignorant about? Vaseline is wonderful in small doses for badly craked skin. Neosporin applied to zits at night and covered with a band-aid works wonders. Tongue scraping several times a day will shorten the duration of a cold significantly.

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**Author:** ![Lakai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de0a6/32.png) [@Lakai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lakai)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2005, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-more-about-your-hygiene-habits/303022/48 "2005-05-11T19:51:16Z")

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> [@Dogzilla](#):
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> Questions to previous posters:  
> How, exactly, should one go about soaking one pimple in salt water? Do you have access to some kind of tiny little bowls I don’t know anything about? How do you not soak your entire face?

I use a regular cup, fill it up with water, then add salt, stir, and dip the part of my face that has a pimple into the water. I do it for about 30 seconds. The area around the pimple will get wet, but who cares?

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**Author:** ![Lissla\_Lissar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lissla\_Lissar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissla_Lissar)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2005, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-more-about-your-hygiene-habits/303022/49 "2005-05-11T20:10:38Z")

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Female

I use Pantene something about no- frizz shampoo and conditioner.

About every other day, or every two. I have waist-length hair. It doens’t need washing as often as short hair.

When I remember to floss, before.

After.

Not really. Nope, can’t think of anything.

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**Author:** ![badbadrubberpiggy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/57b2e6/32.png) [@badbadrubberpiggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/badbadrubberpiggy)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2005, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-more-about-your-hygiene-habits/303022/50 "2005-05-11T21:02:13Z")

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> [@Lakai](#):
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> I use a regular cup, fill it up with water, then add salt, stir, and dip the part of my face that has a pimple into the water. I do it for about 30 seconds. The area around the pimple will get wet, but who cares?

A shot glass works really well for this - fill shot glass w/ salty water, tip head sideways onto glass so it’s edges are flush w/ your skin, then you can stand straight up (while holding the glass, of course). The water will stay on the pimple, and it’s less messy than a big glass. I learned this trick from the guy who pierced my belly button, as he recommended a sea-salt soak for it.

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**Author:** ![VenusProbe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/e495f1/32.png) [@VenusProbe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VenusProbe)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2005, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-more-about-your-hygiene-habits/303022/51 "2005-05-11T21:19:19Z")

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Male or Female?  
Male

How do you choose your shampoo?  
I use whatever we have on hand

How many times a week do you shampoo your hair?  
4-5

If you floss your teeth, do you do it before brushing or after?  
no flossing

In the morning, do you brush your teeth before breakfast or after?  
Both

Do you have any special knowledge of hygiene that you think most people are ignorant about?  
Nope

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**Author:** ![Dogzilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@Dogzilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dogzilla)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2005, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-more-about-your-hygiene-habits/303022/52 "2005-05-12T01:49:15Z")

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> [@FilmGeek](#):
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> Welcome to the joys of Irritable Bowel. It matters not what I eat, and believe me, I’ve tried to fix it. 🙂

Ah, that explains it. Sorry to hear of your poo woes. I understand IBS is a real bummer.

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**Author:** ![exastris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b38774/32.png) [@exastris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/exastris)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2005, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-more-about-your-hygiene-habits/303022/53 "2005-05-12T05:22:13Z")

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Ah! Another who shares the horror of IBS. **FilmGeek** , I feel your pain.  
Many, many times a day.  
And several each night.  
Sorry for the hijack and tmi!

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**Author:** ![Keapon\_Laffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e274bd/32.png) [@Keapon\_Laffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Keapon_Laffin)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2005, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-more-about-your-hygiene-habits/303022/54 "2005-05-12T07:32:43Z")

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Male or Female?  
Male

How do you choose your shampoo?  
Color. I just go for the green stuff.

How many times a week do you shampoo your hair?  
Everyday.

If you floss your teeth, do you do it before brushing or after?  
After brushing.

In the morning, do you brush your teeth before breakfast or after?  
Before.

Do you have any special knowledge of hygiene that you think most people are ignorant about?  
Nope.

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**Author:** ![Walloon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/fbc32d/32.png) [@Walloon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walloon)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2005, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-want-to-know-more-about-your-hygiene-habits/303022/55 "2005-05-12T13:40:27Z")

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Male. I buy the Walgreen’s version of the shampoo plus conditioner because it’s a bargain. I wash my hair every day. I floss my teeth as necessary. I see the dentist regularly, but I haven’t brushed my teeth in 30+ years (and my teeth are fine, thank you).

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